The group are in the corridor just outside of the dinning room, they are preparing to enter while inside Vorador is trying like crazy to pull down the dead bodies from the ceiling.

\\//\\// Inside \\//\\//\\

Vorador: *hanging from the corpse* come down you bastard, come on down!! Downdowndowndown!!! *Pulls really hard* come DOWN!! *The corpse and Vorador fall onto the table spilling blood all over his white table cloth* oh crap

\\//\\// Corridor \\//\\//

Ruff collie: now Janos what room is this we're coming to

Janos: this is the dinning room; we take our meals in here some times

Random kiddie: where else do you eat

Janos: sometimes we get take out and eat it outside under the moon

Random girl kiddie: aww sounds really romantic, candle light dinner under the moon *sigh*

Kain: *confused at how this child can find his meal times romantic* but . . .

Janos: *cough*shutup*cough*

Kain: strange little child

Suddenly a loud crash is heard from the dinning room and a lot of cursing

Vorador: *muffled voice* aw crap my best cloth!! Shit

Kiddies: SHIT!!

Janos: *banging on the door* don't swear Vorador

Vorador: oh £$%^ off

Kiddies: £$%^

Janos rolls his eyes while Kain sniggers behind his claws and Vorador continues to swear and curse from the other side of the door. There are many other bangs then Vorador opens the door.

Vorador: *heavy breathing* come in

The group enter slowly

Vladimir's angle: its beautiful *steps in something squishy* what the

Vorador: *interrupting her look down* now isn't the ceiling beautiful!!

Vladimir's angle: *looks up* yes very much . . . why are there shackles attached to the ceiling?

Janos: um . . . that's Vorador's ancient . . . um . . . shackle collection . . . you'll find them everywhere . . . yup he's been collecting ancient weapons since he was just a little Vorador . . . yup

Kain: *still sniggering at the two vampires struggling to hide there bloodthirsty nature*

Vorador: *looking at the arm sticking out from under the table* shit!

Kiddies: Shit!!

Kain: *using the whisper* under the table? You stupid idiot Vorador

Vorador: *using the whisper* yeah well it was a rush job and why aren't you helping

Kain: *using the whisper* it amuses me to watch you squirm ^_^

Ruff collie: should we move on, you have an amazingly large house Mr Vorador ^_^

Vorador: where next

Kain: *helping* How about the basement (aka torture chamber)

Vorador: *goes a paler shade of green* um . . . no . . . how about the garden

Vladimir's angle: no the basement must be fantastic

Ruff collie: oh yes the catacomb type basement Mr Kain has been telling us about

Vorador: its dusty

Janos: and full of bugs

Ruff collie: oh it can't be that bad how about it kiddies how would you like to see a vampires basement

Kiddies (who are not vampires): *shiver in terror*

Kain's Kiddies: WWEEEEE PLAY ROOM!!!!

Vladimir's angle: see a play room so its not scary *gives the normal furry kiddies candy*

Ruff collie: come on then Mr Vorador the basement

Janos: *using the whisper* we'll take the long route go sort it out

Vorador: *runs down to the basement* stupid Kain I will kill him, ok happy thoughts now revenge on the world especially Kain, lots of water raining on Kain, fire appearing on Kain, swords stabbing Kain, I feel much better.

Vorador runs directly into Umah who has escaped the harem for now and was making her way back to Kain

Vorador: Right you can help me

Umah: huh why

Vorador: I have to make the basement seem pretty and fun

Umah: this the same basement full o shrunken heads

Vorador: no that's Kain's, mines just got a lot of people suffering on blunt objects

Umah: ok I thought we had a problem is all

\\//\\// Janos \\//\\//\\//

Janos: and this is the wonderful gallery

Ruff collie: the paintings are very pretty indeed if a little sad

Vladimir's angle: look at the way the artist used Light it is truly a wonder

Janos: *blushes* you really think

Ruff collie: oh yes its truly amazing very well done who painted it

Janos: *tiny Voice* me

Vladimir's angle: oh my your so talented

Ruff collie: yes I thought vampires would be sharp and rather uncultured but you seem to be the source of all human culture

Kain: *yawning* um *taps Little Raziel's shoulder*

Raziel: *turns around to see Kain admiring a painting* um . . .

Kain: *flicks little Raziel*

Raziel: DADDY STOP IT!!!!

Kain: what

Raziel: *tiny growl* gethim

Kiddies: *dog pile Kain*

Kain: *struggling top breath* well . . . at least . . . . Its not paint *starts play fighting with his little kiddies*

Janos: *Watching Kain roll around on the floor with his kiddies* he's getting better

Kain: *little Zephon grabs his hair* OOOWWWW

Ruff collie: look at this one

Vladimir's angle: its very good . . . *whispering* do you think there hiding something

Ruff collie: like what . . . bodies . . . torture weapons you worry to much

Vladimir's angle: I guess *trousers are pulled by small child*

Random kiddie: why is there so much tomato sauce on the people

Dumah: makes em taste better

Random kiddie: *runs away very fast*

Janos: Kain control your kiddies

Kain: *still playing* trying . . . I'm trying . . . *managed to stand*

Raziel: I wanna carry!!!!! My legs hurt!!!! I'm tired!!!! I wanna carry!!!!! *Jumps on Kain's back*

Kain: *tuts and moves Raziel round front so he's in his arms* stupid kid *but carries him anyway*

\\//\\// Vorador and Umah \\//\\//

Chalcedony blue: hey guys

Vorador: hi CB *is glomped* nice to know you still love me

Chalcedony blue: yup ^_^

Umah: whats she doing here

Vorador: she works in my basement keeping all the . . . instruments working and playing with the kiddies when they show up

Umah: *raises eyebrows* that all eh?

Vorador: look shut up you!!

Chalcedony blue: look is there a reason you guys are here

Vorador: *explains the situation*

Chalcedony blue: ahh easily sorted

\\//\\//\\//\\//\\// time passes \\//\\//\\//\\//\\//

Chalcedony blue: there all done ^_^

Vorador: whys the rug all lumpy

Chalcedony blue: everything's buried under it don't let anyone step on it

Vorador: *looking at the huge room and the tiny rug concealing the rooms contents* wow your good

Chalcedony blue: *blushes* I know ^_^

Suddenly these a knock at the door

Door: KNOCK KNOCK THERES SOMEONE AT THE DOOR . . . . VORADOR OPEN ME . . . YOU TURD VORADOR OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

Vorador: I really need to stop buying furniture from that guy

Vladimir's angle: hello

Vorador: *opens the abusive door* hello ^_^

Ruff collie: aww you tidied didn't you wow I never knew vampires were so house proud

Janos: yeah well we embarrass easily *still blushing from the painting comments*

Kain: *carrying the now sleeping little Raziel* some of us any way

\\//\\// Meanwhile outside by the bus \\//\\//\\//

Dante: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sneezes* ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *mutters something about burgers*

Harem member 23: oooo look a tasty man ^_^

Harem member 67: oohh yes

Harem member 98: and he has white hair KAIN LOOK A LIKE ^_____________^ *pokes Dante's arm* Wakey wakey

Dante: no mummy no school today

Harem member 47583: oi you slob wake up

Dante: *wakes up*

Harem member 93849: hello tall dark stranger

Harem member 98: with white hair

Dante: huh oo beautiful women

Harem member 98: but your better with your white hair

Harem member 1: you sure are pretty aren't you

Harem member 98: with your white hair and all, would you mind wearing black leather trousers no top and letting me call you Kain would you?

Harem member 1: excuse me *drags harem member 98 off*

Dante; hhhhhmmmmm beautiful women, vampire mansion . . . beautiful women, vampire mansion . . . beautiful women, vampire mansion . . . . Um . . . .*small little phantom appears on Dante's shoulder*

Tiny phantom: there vampires Einstein *disappears after muttering about Dante being a prat*

Dante: VAMPIRES!!!! Die fiends of hell *pulls out his rocket launcher*

Harem: crap *run*

\\//\\// School group \\//\\/\\//

Ruff collie: that's enough for now I think

Vladimir's angle: lets break for lunch now

Kain: thank god, I'm board

Raziel: Thank god I'm board

Kain: *lifts an eyebrow* um . . . yeah

Turel: *lifts an eyebrow* um . . . yeah

Kain: what the hell

Melchiah: *giggling* what the hell

Kain: stop it you

Zephon: Stop it you

Kain: and you

Raziel: and you

Kain: STOP IT!!!

Rahab: STOP IT!!!

Kain: she sells seashells on the seashore

Dumah: she sells seashells on the seashore

Kain: shesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashell sontheseashore

All kiddies: shesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashell sontheseashore

Kain: shesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashellsontheseshorshhashat shshahhhhh she shells aaaahhhh oh crap

Melchiah: shesellsseashellsontheseashoreshesellsseashellsontheseshorshhashat shshahhhhh she shells aaaahhhh oh crap

Kain: Umah help me!!

Zephon: Umah help me!!

Kain: *vein in his head throbs*

Kiddies: *running around Kain giggling* teasing you!! Teasing you!! We're teasing daddy!!

Kain: For the love of god help me

Raziel: For the love of go . . .

Kain: *runs*

Kiddies: teasing daddy chase daddy chase daddy

Vladimir's angle: well that was odd

Vorador: did they have sugar *everyone looks at Janos*

Janos: don't look at me!! . . . . its not my fault . . . there cute . . . . I can't help myself

Vorador: how much

Janos: they kept looking at me and saying 'peas Unky Janos cause uverways monstors will be afta us'

Ruff collie: aww cute

Vladimir's angle: ^_^ your not like a vampire at all Mr Janos

Janos: I founded the vampires . . . . Kind of anyway

Vladimir's angle and Ruff collie: oo tell us *go off with Janos*

Vorador: *using the whisper* ATTENTION ALL OCCUPANTS LUNCH WILL BE SERVED IN TEN MINUETS

\\//\\\//\\ Ten minuets later \\//\\//\\//

The group have settled in the dinning room and are sitting around the huge table. They are actually having a regular conversation.

Janos: and that way the Serefan will fall

Kain: *holding a bag of jelly drops* yeah but don't you think . . . *watches a tiny hand making its way to his bag of jelly drops* MINE!! *Flicks hand* stupid kiddie

Raziel: I got it run *runs away holding the bag o jelly drops*

Kain: what the . . .*notices the bag gone* little bugger *retrieves his bag through telekinesis* mine

A servant comes around with glasses of wine, blood and juice. Vorador notices the kiddies are arguing over something after listening for a moment its over Melchiah's truck. He sighs board then suddenly remembers how angry he is supposed to be at Kain and determines a way to punish him ^_^

Vorador: *planning to steal all Kain's money (25 pence)* Kain . . . I want to make a wager with you, who do you think the kiddies love more me or Janos

Kain: me

Vorador: yeah well you're there dad the poor things can't help but love you . . . poor things

Janos: well it's going to be me, I give them candy and flying rides :P

Vorador: but I give them pointy things and let them play in my basement

Kain: All right Vorador . . . my moneys on . . . Janos, hey kiddies who do you love more Mr Vorador or Unky Janos

Raziel: um . . . um . . .

Janos: Me of course

Vorador: no me!!

Janos: ME!!!!!! Fly rides, candy

Vorador: ME!!!!! BASEMENT!!!!!!

Kain watches with mock interest then slowly lifted the glass to his mouth, takes a small sip then placed it down, a seconds worth of silence took place before Kain coughed violently, clutched his chest.

Kain: *cough* dieing *cough* oh what a world *slowly slides off his chair* aahhh *cough* melting

Kiddies: DADDY!!!!! *Dog pile Kain*

Kain: *standing triumphantly* ha I win

Janos: you weren't playing

Vorador: and you cheated

Both the adult vampires sit down to sulk

Suddenly without warning the harem burst in and hide behind Vorador, although Harem member 98 grabs Kain in a bear hug but Umah who has a 2 by 4 plank of wood beats her off.

Dante: where are the daemon wenches

Harem member 456: *on the phone* (A/N: girls these days eh?) um yeah HELP NOW THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!

Suddenly with a flash of light a young boy, clad in black with many interesting weapons attached to various parts on him apperes in the dinning room, notices Dante.

Fallen: Dante?

Dante: Fallen

Fallen: yup its me ^_^

Vorador: *arms spread to protect and hide his harem* uh guys

Fallen oh yeah *guestures to the food*

Dante: oooooooo food *sits down*

Fallen: so have you seen the new grenade launcher model

Dante: no not yet been a bit busy tell me . . .

\\//\\//\\// two min later \\//\\//\\//\\//

Raziel: Daddy who would win in a fight between you and Mr Vorador

Dumah: cause I said you but Turel said Mr Vorador

Kain: *gives Dumah one of his jelly drop thingies* good kid ^_^ *whaps Turel* blasphemer . . . any way it would be me easily

Determined to prove his point Kain slowly raises his hand behind Vorador and flicks his ear then drops his hand and tries to look innocent. Vorador glares but says nothing. Kain does it again.

Kain: *flicks Vorador's ear*

Kiddies: *giggle*

Kain: *glares at them* be quiet!!

Vorador: I know its you Kain, *jabs Kain in the ribs with a talon*

Kain: Fiend, I shall smite you!!! *Pokes Vorador in the stomach*

Vorador: DIE!! *Jumps Kain*

The two teachers, Dante, Umah, the harem and the kiddies watch as Kain and Vorador scuffle on the rug. Ruff collie and Vladimir's angle starts taking bets.

Random kiddie (non vampire): wow this is different to what my daddy said

Second random kiddie (non vampire): yeah my mummy said there would be blood and pain and that kinda stuff look she gave me a water pistol

First Random kiddie (non vampire): cool

Kain: DIE *claws Vorador*

Vorador: You fight like a woman *pulls Kain's hair*

Kain: OUCH!! VORADOR'S A MAN BITCH

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Light: I think we'll leave it there for now but we wont leave them long, sorry this chappy was a bit long. Please review

Kiddies: aunty Light said if you review she'll give s Candy, if you get us Candy we'll love you forever and hug you

Raziel: although my hugs are better

Zephon: you lie Man bitch

Light: dear god don't say that

Zephon: but daddy does you man bitch

Light: look I'm a girl and a cat,

Zephon: Hell Cat

Light: Dear gods help me

Raziel: don'tforgetmyhuggles *is dragged away by Zephon*