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Vorador: *waking up alone* bloody Kain *scratches his head his hand comes away covered in ink* oh dark gods! *Looking in the mirror to finds his entire face has become the new doodle pad*



A few minuets later



Vorador: *inside the bathroom* Oh god that burns . . . OW! The pain . . . sounds of agony . . . *walks out of the bathroom and down to the harem to find it empty apart from the lieutenants*

Lieutenants: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Vorador: what the HELL KAIN!!! *Reads a note left for him* thanks Vorador by the way gone out with your harem left the kids back some time during the week. Kain. *Fumes* I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!! *Something tugs at his robe*



Dumah: Mr . . . sir

Vorador: *through his teeth* what . . . is . . . it . . . kid

Dumah: I'm hungry

Vorador: WHAT!

The shout wakes the other little kiddies who run off in different directions

Melchiah: PLAY TIME!!

Vorador: Oh no you don't *runs after Melchiah*

Melchiah: hee hee your funny Mr

Vorador: *trips* pain

Melchiah: *walks up to the fallen Vorador and Kicks him in the nose* YOUR IT! *Runs off giggling*

Vorador: that's it you monster *runs down the corridor stopping at a window* WHAT THE F***ING HELL!!!!



Outside

Raziel: the kitty wont lie down

Zephon: hit it with something

Raziel *hits the kitty* there its lying down now

Zephon: we lay Mr Kitty to rest here in Mr's garden *puts the Kitty in the pre dug hole and starts filling it in*

Vorador: what do you think your doing!!

Raziel: playing funeral with Mr Kitty

Vorador: Mr Kitty isn't dead!!!

Raziel: so *suddenly has string around his wrists*

Vorador: *tying the string to his belt* alright two down four to go



Back inside

Dumah: *walking up behind Vorador* Mr I'm hungry

Raziel: me too

Zephon: and me

Vorador: well you can wait cant you

Lips tremble seconds before

Raziel: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zephon: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dumah: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA

Vorador: ARG alright I'll feed you sheesh *drags them to the pantry*

Raziel, Dumah, Zephon: yay! *Eat*

Vorador: *ties end of string to a pole in the middle of the room* all right now for the rest of them *wanders around looking for the rest of them* blasted kids . . . hate world . . . revenge soon . . . take out on everyone . . . especially KAIN . . . pointy objects . . . stabbing Kain . . . water . . . burning Kain . . . serefan . . . killing Kain.



Television room (yes Vorador has one)

Turel: *throwing cushions of doom* heads up

Rahab: *struck by the cushion of doom* ouch! right that's it

A big cushion war starts in the middle of Voradors living room, knocking over ornaments, televisions, couches and armchairs.

Vorador: I don't have the energy to scream any more *releases a time slow spell and gathers up the two tiny kiddies*

As he's walking down to the panty to tie these two up Melchiah runs past with Christmas lights

Melchiah: hee hee Mr has fun stuff *runs in tiny circles around Vorador who falls*

Rahab and Turel: *wrapping Vorador up in xmas lights* jingle bells bat man smells robin laid an egg, the bat mobile lost is wheel the joker got away hay!

Vorador: *veins in his head throbbing* AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR *snaps all the Xmas lights and grabs the kiddies taking them to the pantry*

Raziel, Dumah and Zephon: MR!! *Dog pile on Vorador*

Vorador: OW!!!!! *Fights to breath*

Raziel: MR! *Hugs Voradors face*

Vorador: *standing up with the tiny kiddies still clinging to him* look were going out away from my stuff!!!

Melchiah: where?

Vorador: *thinks* uncle Janos *evil grin*



Janos' Aerie

Janos: *reading a book*

Suddenly he hears . . .

???; No mine!

???: MINE!!!!!

Vorador: Ouch look my ears are mine! Now get off!

Janos: O_o *walks to the balcony to see Vorador being buried under six small children* um . . . Vorador *glides down to his fledgling*

Vorador: *crawls to Janos under six kiddies* help me father! *Grabs Janos' Leg* you've got to help me! *Cries*

Zephon: WOW A BIRD! *Grabs Janos' wing*

Janos: AAARRRGGG *bends backwards as his wing is pulled* hey kid don't do that

Zephon: *lets go still holding a feather* okay Uncy Janos

Janos: aww *lifts Zephon*

Zephon: ^_^ *plays with his feather*

Janos: *to Vorador* where did you get these *flicks Zephon's nose lightly making him laugh*

Vorador: *still crying* there . . . Kain's . . . he left . . . them with me and ran off with my brides! *Sobs*

Raziel: *lifting his arms up* me! Me!

Janos: *lifts Raziel* there so small *Eskimo Kisses Raziel (rubs his nose)*

Raziel: *leans his head on Janos' shoulder and falls asleep* ZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Zephon: *tickles Raziel with his feather making Raziel sneeze in his sleep*



Vorador: *amazed* you . . . like . . . them??

Janos: ^_^

Vorador: BYE THEN *teleports away*

Janos: oh dear *is suddenly dog piled*

Kiddies: UNCY JANOS!!!

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