It's a tad early. Basically Kain's been aloud to sleep for a WHOLE hour. The harem moved him back to his bed and unhappily let him sleep (these girls never seem to tire do they!) the Kiddies have gone to find him.

Kiddies: *Dog pile Kain who as you would wakens*

Kain: AIR!!

Raziel: can we go to the theme park now?

Kain: will . . . you . . . get . . . off

Kiddies: YES!! *Jump off*

Kain: *stands before collapses back on the bed* ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kiddies: *jump on him repeatedly*



* * * 3 Hours later * * *

Kain: Alright We'll go, we'll go sheesh



* * * Theme park * * *

Nosgoth's only theme park is quiet small, as many nasty things don't ride roller coasters. The park is made up of the elder god in his part time job as a roller coaster, the inspiration pillar (was one of the nine pillars but there wasn't enough room for it) this ride is named Plummet (you go up in a cage on the pillar and fall very fast), the hall of warp gates, (big room full of warp gates, similar to house of mirrors type thing) oh and finally a candy floss wagon. Two people Otaku and T_man run this park; Otaku is the customer service person while T_man is security.

Kiddies: *running off together acting as if this run down dump was Alton towers* YAY, YAY, YAY

Janos: why did I have to come?

Kain: I can't cope I'm in desperate need of sleep

Otaku: *appearing out of thin air with the candyfloss wagon* CADNY FLOSS!! Full of sugar, wake you up!

Kiddies: *suddenly back* yum *steal Candy floss and disappear again*

Otaku: *waving candy floss at Kain* mmmmmmmm candy floss you know you want some

Kain: This is pink

Otaku: yeah ya eat it

Kain: but it's pink

Otaku: think of it as a weak red

Kain: its pink

Janos: you pansy Kain *starts eating the whole thing* mmm . . . this is actually quiet good *starts eating the whole truck load*

Kain: oh great . . . just what I need . . . another sugar high kiddie



* * * With da Kiddies * * *

Raziel: oh god when will Unky Janos be finished I WANNA RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER

Turel: we can go talk to him *points to a tall boy holding what appears to be a rather dangerous sword and a girl hanging to him*

T_Man: *noticing the kiddies* what the hell

Ruri (not sure about spelling): AAWWW so cute!

T_Man: mmmm

Melchiah: what's that *points to sword* our daddy has one but its wiggly

T_Man: that's cause your dad is strange . . . he's the one devouring the candyfloss yeah

Melchiah: Nope that's Unky Janos Daddy's the one trying to pull him away

Turel: what ya doing

T_man: hunting

Turel: hunting what

T_Man: the ultimate Evil *stalks off to hunt his ultimate evil with Ruri still hanging to him*

Turel, Rahab, Dumah: *dramatic pause* US TO!!! *Follow*



* * * * Candy floss truck * * *

Otaku: uh don't you think that's enough?

Janos: *on the biggest sugar high of his life . . . ever* nononononononononononono *runs off at a ridiculous speed*

Kain: dark gods help me *follows at walking pace*

Kiddies: daddy Roller coaster!!

Janos: *bouncing* ROLLERCOASTERROLLERCOASTERROLLERCOASTER *grabs kiddies and runs up to the roller coaster followed by an embarrassed looking Kain*

Kiddie Raziel: who the hell

Jedi And: um yeah I got beat up into coming here

Brass: YOU LIE!!

SR Raziel: he is lying we didn't have to beat him up; he just pretends not to have fun

Jedi: now whos lying *try's to hide a smile as the roller coaster sets off again*



* * * * Hunting party * * * *

T_man: *stalking around the park with three kiddies and Otaku* there here somewhere . . . I can smell them there stinking toxins

Turel: *on Otaku's shoulders* what we doin

Otaku: sshhh

Dumah: *frustrated* WHAT WE DOIN!!!

T_Man: oh yeah stealth well done

Otaku: *suddenly very small* sorry . . . hey why am I apologising *suddenly huge* RRRAAAARRR

T_Man: *yawns*

Rahab: But what we doin

T_Man: *suddenly grinning and approaching a guy with blue hair* Seymour

Seymour (FFX): what

T_Man: can I borrow sin (Sin big nasty daemon thing from FFX)

Seymour: you want to borrow the most destructive force in any world

T_Man: *nods eagerly*

Seymour: Sorry using it *in the distance Moebius can be heard screaming*



* * * Roller coaster * * *

Meanwhile three kiddies, Jedi, Brass, SR Raz, Janos and Kain are on the fastest roller coaster in Nosgoth, this thing makes light speed look slow. Seems the elder god is better at his part time roller coaster job than he is a being a god. The cart speeds along faster than light.

Janos: godthisrollercoasteristoslow *gets out of the speeding roller coaster and pushes it along at a higher speed*

Kiddies: WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FASTER

Kain and Jedi: *going sickly colours* oh god . . . stop



* * * * Hunting party * * * *

T_man: there you are *points dramatically* I knew you were here; I could almost taste your toxins in the air!!

Tai: wow man you really need to chill

Augumon: what type of digimon are you anyway

T_man: I am no digimon!! How dare you insult me by saying so *turns to his daemon form, (think devil may cry)* RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mi Mi: oh please stop shouting it's flattening my hair

Joe: yeah man you need anger management or something

Gomamon: yeah how about a sw . . .

T_Man: *eats digidestined* yuck *burps*

Myotismon: wow save me the job thanks *waves before walking nervously away from the human/daemon who is glaring at him*



* * * * Back on the roller coaster of doom/elder god. * * * *

After many loops, steep climbs, steep drops and Kain losing his guts about half a mile back, Janos finally gets a bit tired.

Janos: *panting* more . . . candy . . . floss . . . need . . . candy . . . floss

Kain: NO!!

Kiddies: WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE AGAIN!!

Jedi: oh god no! I can't do it again *wanders off to loss his guts*

Brass: I think we'll go with the sugar high blue thing and the kiddies

SR Raz: *nods*

Kain: BENCH!! *Collapses*



* * Time passes slowly * *

Kain: *asleep on a bench dreaming of his harem* ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jedi: *eating theme park food with Yuna* MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm

Yuna: MMMMMMmmmmmmmm Ice cream and hot dogs

Janos: *eating candy floss on a Plummet (pillar of inspiration, think broken elevator plummeting to its doom)*

Kiddie Raziel: faster Unky Janos!

Janos: *uses Magic to make the ride speed up*

Brass: this thing is going to break

SR Raz: well I can't die so I don't care . . . FASTER!!



* * * Hunting party * * *

T_Man: oh god I feel bad

Otaku: serves you right for eating the digidestined!

Rahab, Turel and Dumah: *eating left over parts of Digidestined*

Rahab: MMMMMMmmmmmmmm *burps* Aunty Otaku *looks at her with Chibi eyes before offering her some unrecognisable body part*

Otaku: this has to be wrong . . . how can they be sweet eating body parts



* * * * Kain * * * *

Kain: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *happy sleepy smile as Naughty things plague his mind*

Suddenly without any warning the roller coaster moves, yes it is the elder god, in his part time job as a roller coaster.

Elder God: ah ha Kain Now I will crush you myself

Dramatic pause as every one glances at the Elder god/roller coaster who is about to crush Kain!