Light, Otaku Kain, Sephiroth and Seymour looking for kiddies
otaku has telescope and reads T-mans book
The scene opens in a small red room; Kain, Sephiroth and Seymour are sitting on
a plush couch they hold tea, Kain stares confused while the other two stare
worriedly. Otaku and Light have collapsed onto a large pair of dark brown
cushions on the floor. They also hold tea.
Otaku: Light there's soot in the tea
Light: *looking amazingly cleaner than a moment ago* um . . . sorry about that
Kain: *muttering* tea?
Light: just wondering why have you invaded my house
Kain: T_man stole my kiddies
Light: the ones you pretend not to care about
Kain: yup
Otaku: *has set up a strange looking telescope and is grinning* I can see you
Seymour: T_man?
Otaku: oh no sorry . . . I was watching the people next door *turns telescope
the other way* . . . he's reading something . . . I can't see . . . *holds out
her Fay (A/N: small fairies I gave every reviewer one a while ago)* go and get
the book *Fay flies off*
Kain: how long will this take? *Is hit on the head with large dusty book
curtsey of Fay*
Fay: sod
Seymour: *reading* hey this thing has everything . . . how to take over the
world in three easy steps and three hundred and ninety two hard ones
Sephiroth: that's a lot of steps . . . can't we just skip to the end
Seymour: *flicking to the end of the book* connect point A to point BD and
attach appliance F to Point S while holding point BD exactly three inches from
the core . . . .
Light: *looking over
Otaku: gimme that *steals book* ok oooooooo it's a story there's pictures there's us at the
park! And T_Man eating the digidestined!!! There's a picture of Evil T_Man *bursts out laughing*
Kain: WHAT!
Otaku: listen to this the undead king, dead guado lord, one winged angel,
sister of the possessed shall band with the cat, joining together to stop the
possessed Lord . . . . Six weapons of mass destruction . . . must mean the
kiddies shall bring blood, death and candy to the third realm *looks confused*
Sephiroth: what
Otaku: vacuum cleaner
Kain: how does this help
Light: it doesn't it just means we must move faster than a moment ago.
* * *
T_Man/chaos: where's my book gone . . . . I need to
finish the washing machine . . . now kiddies I need you to open this door
*points to an ornate round door* within it I will have the power of oblivion!!
. . . having fun *looks around for kiddies* um . . .
Kiddies?
* * * Meanwhile in a dark corridor * * *
Raziel: drip, drip, drip
Melchiah: maybe they're footsteps
Digital Jessie: maybe they lead to a way out of here
Turel: maybe they lead to food!!
Digital Jessie: or maybe they lead to a way out of here
In case your wondering the kiddies and Digital jessie found an interesting trail of bubbling green drips
and they are following in case of finding food or a way out of here.
Rahab: *turns the corner* YAY me find the green ooze
A few barrels with 'TOXIC WASTE DO NOT EAT' sit against the wall guess what the
kiddies do
Digital Jessie: a way out!!! Oh crap
Raziel: Crap
Digital Jessie: don't repeat me
Raziel: Crap
Zephon: *burp* Oooooooooooo yummy *eats more toxic
waste*
Kiddies: *eat toxic waste*
* * * In lights house * * *
Light: weapons *smiles*
The group descend the stairs to find a white room, there are no walls or floor
or ceiling, it is in fact a white space not a room.
Otaku: so you finished it then
Light: yup I should be worshiped
Suddenly without any warning Light is surrounded by thousands of tiny people
holding banners reading 'Welcome Light', 'Light is our god' and 'We worship
light'
Light: ok you can leave now *thousands of tiny people leave in thousands of
tiny cars and coaches*
Sephiroth: this place is what?
Light: simple really this is my authoress hole anything I want can happen here,
its actually my very own little plot hole, I just made the entrance big enough
for me
Kain: *grinning evilly* I want Vorador's Harem *nothing happens for a few
seconds then a tiny anvil the size of a match box lands on Kain's head*
Light: I said anything I want as in ME and I want weapons *Matrix style weapons
rush up to meet the group*
Seymour: wouldn't it be better just to call the kiddies back
Light: can't T-Man/Chaos's an author he stops it working he bars me just as I
bar him simple really
Kain: *admiring the rows of guns* I want this one *lifts a sub machine gun and
drops it bullets fly at Seymour*
Seymour: you did that purposely!!! DIE!!!!
* * * Kiddies * * *
Zephon: I feel bad!!
Rahab: Me to
Digital Jessie: uuuhhhhhh *going green*
T-Man/Chaos: well that's what happens when you eat Toxic waste
Raziel: but it tasted like daddy's cooking
T-Man/Chaos: oh well . . . Fallen
Fallen: yup
T-Man/Chaos: can you keep an eye on them?
Fallen: sure no problem Digital Jessie can help right
Digital Jessie: I need to go help my stomach recover *wanders off to up chuck*
Fallen: *T-Man/Chaos leaves* right kiddies who knows the many uses of a
toothpick
* * * Lights authoress hole * * *
Kain and Seymour have managed start a small battle in the middle of Light's
Authoress hole and are successfully wrecking the place, considering it's a
empty white void its very cleaver how they managed that.
Kain: DIE Blue haired freak
Kain: I'm not old!!
Light: *sitting behind a concrete wall with Otaku and Sephiroth* you know if
Otaku: don't give him ideas!!
Otaku: well that was cleaver
Light: *shrugs*
The huge anchor falls down to the underworld pulling
up the daemon summon.
* * * Kiddies * * *
Fallen: and that's the uses of a spoon
Raziel: wow Mr fallen that was really interesting *suddenly a HUGE bang is
heard*
BANG (see I told you)
T-Man/Chaos: what the hell was that!! *Runs off to find the source of the BANG*
* * * Light * * *
Light: *rubbing her behind* ouch I think I crushed something vital
Kain: that would have been me
Seymour: I don't know why your moaning I'm on the bottom here
Sephiroth: *chuckling cause he wasn't crushed*
Otaku: where the hell are we . . . *looks about* well I'll be buggered
Everyone else: What
Otaku: we're in T-Man/Chaos's base
Kain: why is it here under Lights house
Seymour: think about it where would we never have looked
Kain: point taken . . . but now where are my kiddies
The group sets off to find the kiddies
* * * T-Man/Chaos * * *
T-Man/Chaos: well lookie here they figured out where we are *looks up at the
huge hole that anima made* what could have made a hole that big
Anima: *coughs lightly*
T-Man/Chaos: oh . . . um . . . ATTACK!!
As usual the graphic violence that follows is cut off from your delicate and
innocent little selves. Now all we do is wait till
this ends *whistles boardly* oh there we go
T-Man/Chaos: stupid Anima! *Walks off dusting his hands*
Shadow: sire we have found there trail and are following them directly
T-Man/Chaos: tell me do you have a mind
Shadow: . . . .
T-Man/Chaos: *shakes his head* remind me to get you one; to cut things short
your soldiers are already dead.
* * * Light * * *
Sephiroth: wow he really likes this stuff
Otaku: it kinda makes you think
Light: what
Seymour: how come he gets no stomach aches
Kain: *grinning like the cat who ate the mouse then got seconds* I have a good
digestive system
The group proceed through the corridor now full of bloodless corpses curtsey of
Kain. They approach a HUGE door and open it
Sephiroth: that was simple
Light and Otaku: *on seeing the room*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! * This continues for a few minuets*
Kain: what
Light: block puzzles *faints*
Kain: oh
SR Raziel: this is where I come in *dramatic pose*
Angle Chan: hiya
Otaku: hiya thankies for this *watches as Raziel moves blocks around
Angle Chan: no problem we just got Raz away from therapy and he wanted to show
he wasn't scared of blocks any more
* * * T-Man/Chaos * * *
T-Man/Chaos: *hearing the scream* oh sounds like they found the block puzzles
*evil grin* damn they are getting close
* * * Light * * *
Kain: *yawns* all done?
SR Raziel: Yes that was really simple
Sephiroth: only cause you're used to glyph puzzles in those temple things
SR Raz: yes puzzles are fun especially block puzzles
Angle Chan: ok I think therapy worked to well . . . . Lets
go back and see if we can fix this
SR Raz: *struggling* but I wanna do more block puzzles!!! *Is dragged off*
Light: sad . . . very sad
Kain: *entering the new room* wel . . . . .
Kiddies: DADDY!!! *Dog pile*
Kain: air!!!!!! AIR . . . I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! . . . . AIR!!!!
Kiddies: *not moving* daddy *really big huggle*
T-Man/Chaos: AH HA I new they would capture you for me MAW HA, HA, HA
Light: T-Man/Chaos
T-Man/Chaos: *stops chuckling* can I help you
Light: why did you want the kiddies?
T-Man/Chaos: to take over the world with there help I can open the door to
oblivion!! Kiddies open the door now *points to the ornate round door*
The kiddies slowly camber off Kain who takes a huge
breath and make there way over to the door. They stand in front of it and put
their tiny cloven hands to the stone. Slowly the stone rumbles, dust falls as
the door creaks open revealing . . . a janitors closet complete with mop and
bucket.
T-Man/Chaos: WHAT!!!!
Otaku: *reading from the book* Oblivion the most advanced cleaning equipment in
any of the worlds with this new equipment dust and grime will never bother you
again. Oblivion loves the jobs you hate.
T-Man/Chaos: where does it say that!!!
Otaku: over the page you were reading *hands T-Man/Chaos the book*
T-Man/Chaos: *reading* oooooo a shrink ray! *Wanders
off to make his shrink ray*
* * * A little while later * * *
Seymour and Sephiroth were teleported safely back to the Final fantasy world.
Kain, Light and Otaku sit around the huge room with the ornate janitors closet. Kain sits on T-Man/Chaos throne with the
kiddies Dog piled on and around him sleeping.
Otaku: we should send you to Nosgoth
Kain: *nods*
Light and Otaku: *teleport Kain to Nosgoth*
Otaku: what ya wanna do now
Light: wanna go back to mine and help me
Otaku: do what
They start walking
Light: oh you'll love it its this new invention called 626
* * * Nosgoth * * *
Kain: are they asleep
Ariel: yes Kain there sleeping
Kain: Right! *Runs to the door way granting entrance to the Sanctuary of the
clans*
Ariel: *hears banging* what are you doing
Kain: *nailing wooden planks to the door* I need peace! This will keep
everything out! *Runs around the sanctuary boarding up the doors and windows* MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm peace and quiet at last
* * * T-Man/Chaos * * *
T-Man/Chaos: a few minor adjustments here and there its finished . . . the
kiddie gun
Shadow: what will it do sire
T-Man/Chaos: Turn everyone hit with it into a child they will be helpless
before me MAW HA, HA, HA, HA . . . Laugh shadow!!
Shadow: oh sorry MAW HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
* * * *
Light: that's it the end Kain's kiddies is over finished ended complete over
and done with but if ya want I'll do a sequel that's why the open ending ^_^
Kain: NO leave me alone!!!