Kain: well you know how much I love you . . . *is dog piled*

Turel: we LOVE daddy Kain!!!

Melchiah: Never go away again daddy

Everyone else: aaaaaawwwwwwwww

Kain: *uncomfortable* um yes *pats kiddies heads* well any way I have a gift for you *holds a small bottle* now LINE UP! *Kiddies line up as you would if Kain barked at you*

Janos: *as Kain drops about six pills down each child's throat* what are you doing

Kain: weapon of ultimate destruction . . . PEP PILLS

Vorador: oh god no!

Everyone runs into Marcus' empty living room and hides behind curtains

Magnus: *whispering* is anything happening

Jen: Kain's forcing them up the chimney

Marcus: MY CHIMNEY

Magnus: why?

Kain: the doors blocked

** Outside **

Moebius: we'll ram the door with a big thing ^_^

Random Serefan guy: okay Mr Moe

SUDDENLY the kiddies swarm from the chimney like bugs

Serefan: O_O . . . oh dear

The kiddies come and grab the big thing that was going to be used to hit the door and are now running around with it.

Raziel: weeeeethisisfunRUNSEREFANYGUYSRUN!!!

Melchiah: playwithus

Zephon: welovetoplay *manic laughter*

Turel: WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rahab: serefany!!!

Dumah: runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun

* * Ten minuets later * *

Kain has been sitting at the window watching and yelling obscenities

Kain: go hit him there yes!!!!! Yes!!! . . .no! NO! NO! WAIT DON'T YOU HURT MY KID!!! *Smashes the window and dives out*

Kain's good conscience Mortanius: and I didn't even have to say anything . . . he's improving.

Janos: and he says he doesn't care

Magnus: *nods* oh he cares

Jen: well I think its sweet

Marcus: NO

Jen: what!

Marcus: before you even go there No! NO CHILDREN!!!! NEVER!!!!!

At that precise moment Kain dives back in the window, dragging six kiddies with him. Marcus boards up the window. Everyone looks at Kain with an 'aawwww' expression.

Kain: what!

Everyone: nothing

Janos: just for someone who doesn't care . . .

Kain: *huffy* I couldn't care less

Vorador: then why did you jump out a window into a hoard of nearly 400 Serefan to get them back?

Kain: . . . . Um . . . . . . . I needed the exercise.

Kiddies: *yawning as Pep pills ware off slightly*

Raziel: Stairs!

Other Kiddies: YAY! *Get mats and begin sliding down the stairs and running back up wearing out the pep pills*

Marcus' living room now empty of furniture and full of vampires.

Kain: well this is exciting

Jen: I can't take this much longer

Marcus: it's only been ten minuets

Magnus: TEN MINUETS!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!

Janos: I know

Everyone: What

Janos: gather round ye children and hear tell of when Vorador was young

Vorador: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janos: *evil grin as he is surrounded by vampires young and old* now then

** Flashback **

Its Xmas . . . again and Vorador's in the nativity play.

Vorador (as the angel Gabriel held up by wire): hail to thee . . . low and behold . . . um . . . look . . . um follow the star . . . um . . . .baby at the end . . . oh crap . . . *wire breaks*

Audience: *laugh*

Vorador: *turns very red*

** End flash back **

Vorador: *incredibly red*

Everyone else: *laughter*

** Ten minuets **

Everyone: *still laughing*

**An hour **

Everyone: *Board*

Kain: *pulls out a phone* Phone a friend ^_^

Vorador: oh ha ha you are the stupidest link goodbye

Magnus: you nut its who wants to be a millionaire not weakest link . . . I'm ashamed to call you my Sire . . . Gabriel *snigger*

Vorador: I knew that

Kain: >XO QUIET!!!!! *Phones some guy* oh hey yeah is that you . . . well it might have been some one else . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah look shut up a minuet and listen, I need you to come here now . . . yes now . . . .no I don't care about revenge on your father . . . look it doesn't matter who your father is I DON'T CARE! Nope look just get here now . . . Well ask him . . . oh . . . wait I'll ask *to Marcus* Do you have cable

Marcus: did have till my TV went up against the Door

Kain: *back on phone* yup he does . . . great . . . about ten minuets . . . . Yeah, yeah I'll pay you *hangs up*

Magnus: another Ten minuets

Kain: yup *sighs*

Melchiah: *stumbling into the room teary eyed* Raziel pushed me

Vorador: where *is hit by Janos*

Melchiah: *curls up on Kain's lap and whimpers*

Kain: *Hugs Melchiah's head without realising*

Everyone: AAAWWWW

Kain: WHAT! Why does everyone keep doing that!

Suddenly without warning the house shudders

** Outside **

Moebius: We'll set it on fire! *Holds up a lighter*

???: I'll take that if you don't mind *steals lighter*

Moebius: * turning to see a guy, with Long white hair (not Kain), tight fitting black clothing, a long black cape and a long sword (and no its not VHD) its . . .

Kain: Alucard!

Alucard: *waves and attacks serefan*

** Inside **

Vorador: who the hell is that?

Kain: spell his name backwards and you'll get his dad

Janos: ooooo I love word games now Alucard . . . Alucard . . . D . . . R . . . A . . . C . . . U . . . L . . . A . . . Dracula . . . DRACULA!

Kain: *big grin* yup

Magnus: coooooool

Janos: isn't it cruel that the kids name is his dads backwards I mean how would you guys feel if you were called Sonaj, Rodarov and Niak

Kain: yeah his parents were cruel

Janos: HE HAS WINGS!!!!

Kain: no he don't its just this jump thing he does gives him wings for like a mini second *shrugs*

Vorador: why is a bug following him?

Yet another window explodes as Alucard falls in.

Alucard: ouch

Rahab: you okay Mr

Alucard: *loud moan* Kain . . . you got younger?

Rahab: lookie a bug *chases a small flying thing* FIREFLY!!!

Kain: hey *helps Alucard up* Kids this is Uncle Alucard

Kiddies: uncy Alu . . . Aluc . . . Alku . . . Uncy Al!

Alucard: Kain will all three of you stand still please

Janos: wow he must have got hit pretty hard

Raziel: uncy Al is your daddy really Mr Dracula

Alucard: who said that *falls over* ouch again

Vorador: well he was helpful wasn't he?

Janos: *looking out the window* well from the bloody scene out there I'd say yes *nearly half the serefan are dead or dieing*

** Meanwhile **

Masked hunter 1: here's their trail

Masked hunter 2: we must be getting close

Masked hunter 3: the group will be pleased to here this I must inform them *wanders off to inform the rest of the Masked hunters*

** Back at Marcus' place a few minuets have passed * *

They've moved Alucard into the sitting room, Jen is dabbing his head with a damp cloth (she's got gloves on and he's not a Nosgoth vampire). The pep pills have worn off and the kiddies have dog piled on Kain and fallen asleep. Vorador and Janos are trying to find a way out of this mess while Marcus and Magnus are in the kitchen looking for stored blood.

Kain: air!! . . . Need air . . .

Kiddies: ZZZZzzzzzzzz

Kain: dieing now *faints from lack of oxygen and is ignored*

Jen: *to Alucard* are you feeling better

Bug thing: that's not how you do it . . . HEAL! *Alucard heals*

Alucard: thank you . . .*turns to Jen* can you please explain what is going on

Jen: *explains*

** In the kitchen **

Magnus: wow Marcus your Kitchens almost as big as a hall!

Marcus: *grinning proudly* yup I like it that way

Magnus: *muttering* freak

Marcus: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!

The two fight as all brothers do ^_^ (or mine do anyway, lucky me for being the little girl of the family)

** Back in the sitting room **

Vorador: this is driving me nuts what is that thing *points at the bug thing*

Bug thing: I'm a fairy *punches Vorador on the nose*

Alucard: *sniggers*

Janos: I'VE GOT IT!! *Steals Kain's phone and rings some other guy* um hey yup . . . yup . . . you guessed it . . . we're at Marcus' place . . . would you oh that would be great o.k. bye *snaps the phone closed*

Suddenly there are sounds on the roof.

Janos: *beaming cause he was so clever*

Kiddies wake up at all the noise clambering off Kain who takes an EXTREMELY deep breath.

Rahab: uncy Janos why you so happy

Janos: someone's on the roof ^_^

Kiddies: *running in circles screaming* Santa, Santa, Santa!!!!!!

Alucard: Santa?

Janos: not yet but look outside

Everyone clambers to the window to see a figure covered in dark clothing, with a dark cowl covering the lower half of his face. In his hands rests a very dangerous looking gun.

Janos: hee hee ^_^

The figure takes aim and a small red pinpoint appears on Moebius' head, then suddenly

Marcus: YOUR GOIN DOWN

Magnus: Immolate! *The smell of burning fills the house*

Marcus: OW YOU JERK *the house shakes violently*

The figure is jerked off balance as he fires and the red pinpoint goes *cough* a bit lower than expected.

Moebius: XO *crosses his legs and screams* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

Janos: oh dear

The window breaks as the darkly clad figure jumps inside

Fallen Templar: sorry about that guys

Janos: *shrugs* shit happens

Fallen Templar: would have been weird if I killed him anyway

Kain: *still gasping at the air* Killing . . . Moebius . . .my job

Fallen Templar: oh well bye *teleports away *

** Outside **

Moebius: revenge . . . *gasping from pain* . . . Revenge *evil grin as an idea pops into his head*

** Inside **

Janos: yay! They're leaving

Alucard: that was . . . easy

Jen: who cares outside and freedom

Everyone runs outside. As you guessed it was a trap, two time portals open up and the group is divided and sucked into different time portals. ^_^

Masked hunter1: DAMN!!! *jumps in one of the portals followed by many masked hunters*

* * To be continued * *