Light: Now as we left them the two groups have gone through the portals. This update we are following Kain's group (Kain, Raziel, Turel, Melchiah, Alucard and Magnus). Next update we will follow the other group (Vorador, Janos, Jen, Marcus, Rahab, Zephon and Dumah).

ENJOY

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Suddenly without warning a big black portal opens and out pour a vampire lord three of his kids and two other guys one with long white hair and a small fairy clinging to his shoulder the other dressed as a noble muttering about murdering Moebius. There's one problem . . . the portal opened in the air.

Everyone: oh . . . dear *fall quiet a distance, at least thirty feet*

Alucard: that was painful . . . you o.k

Kain: I think so

Alucard: I was talking to Fay

Fay (Alucard's fairy): yes sir,

Kain: *muttering* I was talking to Fay! She's got wings I haven't and she doesn't have three kids crushing her!

Kiddies: *clinging to Kain, whimpering softly from the fright of falling so far*

Magnus: where the hell are we *looks around before smacking his forehead with the 'DUH' expression*

Kain: I don't want to look how bad is it

Magnus: well I'm not complaining but Moebius will, how stupid can he be! I thought he was Nosgoth's great manipulator, some time streamer, can't even get one portal right

Kain: *looks behind him before sniggering* well saves us the walk I suppose, remind me to thank Moebius later

Turns out Moebius opened a portal to the sanctuary of the clans.



* * The second group * *

Janos: ow, my back

Vorador: what should we do?

Janos: getting off me would be wonderful if you don't mind

Poor Janos has been dog piled as the group fell on him when they came tumbling out of the portal.

???: Who be you! Speak before I remove your throats.

The group turn to see a tall thin man standing draped in black, with a wide brimmed hat, holding a sword a lot like a katana.

Vorador: crap.



** Sanctuary of the clans **

The whole sanctuary smells of cookies as Ariel got board and decided to buy cooking equipment (including a cooker) she then phoned her friend Chalcedony Blue and then they decided to make cookies, ^_^. Kain is sitting on his throne pretending to listen to Ariel's now constant whining. Magnus and Alucard are playing chess; Alucard is using his fairy and daemon failures to cheat. The kiddies are with Chalcedony Blue.

Raziel: I wanna get a cookie

Melchiah: daddy said no

Chalcedony Blue: so

Melchiah: *shrugs*

Raziel: I have a plan *evil pixie grin*



* * In the throne room (pillars) * *

Kain: ZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Ariel: then he said! Oh but I forget but anyway it had me really angry so I said you can shove it where the sun don't shine . . . Kain? . . . Kain are you listening!?!

Kain: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *hears crunching* AH!

Melchiah: wow your so clever Chalcedony Blue no one would have thought to steal the cookies!

Chalcedony Blue: yup ^_^ *is knocked upside the head by Kain*

Kain: *evil glare* what did I SAY!

Kiddies and Chalcedony Blue: *whimper before running like mad*

Kain: *lifts the tray of cookies muttering to himself about respect and returns to the pillars room leaving the cookies on a table*



* * kiddies * *

Turel: I got it! If we pretend to be dinosaur's daddy will be to scared to not give us the cookies!

Chalcedony Blue: I don't think that will work some how . . . I'll wait here

The kiddies pull monster faces and hunch over pretending to be dinosaurs; they stomp back to the pillars, reaching for the cookies.

Kain: what the hell are you doing?

Raziel: RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRR

Kain: O_O

Raziel: we dinosaurs live on a diet of cookies don't try and stop us feeble vampire RRRRAAAARRRR

Kain: BUGGER OFF!!!! *Kiddies run*



* * Kiddies again * *

Chalcedony Blue: told you so :P

Melchiah: my plan now! *Holds up a blanket

Chalcedony Blue: *rolls eyes*



* * Pillars * *

Kain: are all children like this

Ariel: for sugar a kid would beat its own mother to death

Just then a giggling lumpy blanket moves across the floor

Kain: *rolls his eyes*

Blanket: hee hee you were right he hasn't seen us, no I told you this would work, well I was just about to say that!

Kain: *standing on the edge of the blanket* eh hem

Blanket: we're stuck on something! *Melchiah peaks out* oh hi daddy . . . um

Kain: explain yourself now!

Melchiah: . . . um . . . I love you daddy

Kain: . . . . . . *walks away*



* * Back in the corridor with the kiddies * *

Raziel: *reading a comic* it says here that if you signal to aliens they will come! Maybe they can get the cookies for us!

Melchiah and Turel: ^_^

Chalcedony Blue: no! Aliens aren't real!

Raziel: *snivels*

Chalcedony Blue: oh dear . . .um ha ha funny joke eh . . . um look I'll help you!

Melchiah: ^_^



* * Pillars * *

Magnus: your cheating Alucard!

Alucard: What!! How dare you!! I will kill you!!

Magnus: *rolls his eyes* your queen has wings

Fay (Alucard's fairy) is hiding behind his queen, kicking Magnus' pieces off the board when she thinks Magnus isn't looking.

Fay: * fake laughter* bye *hides behind Alucard while he and Magnus fight*



** Kain and Ariel **

Ariel: then I said . . . KAIN!!!

Kain: *listening to headphones and nodding sympathetically* of course Ariel



Ariel: . . . Kain can I borrow your wallet

Kain: *nods sympathetically* I do pity you, you know

Ariel: your so very stupid Kain *floats away*

It is now that the kiddies walk across the pillars carrying bundles of Xmas lights.

Kain: O_O *shrugs*

Hammering can now be heard

Kain: little buggers *gets up and runs towards the hammering*



** On the roof **

Raziel: they're all done

Turel: that says 'Alan's land hear'

Raziel: your point

Chalcedony Blue: know a lot of flying people called Alan do you!

Raziel: oh

Kain jumps up

Kain: MY ROOF!! When it rains you can stand under the holes!

Raziel: um . . . um . . .

Chalcedony Blue: THEY MADE ME!!! I said no but they made me, they said they'd pull off my legs if I didn't help!

Raziel, Melchiah and Turel: you LIER!!!

Kain: I don't care who's idea it was your all DEAD!!!

Kiddies: *run very fast in the opposite direction, which happens to be off the roof* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *stop on the edge* Oh god . . . um . . . daddy



Kain: *growls*

Kiddies: WE LOVE YOU *hug Kain*

Kain: *muttering* manipulative little s**ts



** Dawn **

Kain is sitting holding a Brandy in his hand, the kiddies have gone to bed and Chalcedony Blue has gone home. Magnus and Alucard have resumed the chess game and yes Alucard is cheating again. Ariel is trying to hold a conversation with Kain and failing as Kain is very, very, very, very, very tired and keeps falling asleep. When suddenly . . .

???: DADDY! We want you to read us a bedtime story

Kain: I'm busy I'll read to you tomorrow

Kiddies: IF YOU DON'T READ US A STORY THEN WE WON'T GO TO BED!



** Kiddies room **

Kain: once upon a time there were three vampire children who always wanted things there own way. One day their dad got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their lives and everyone else lived happily ever after. *Kain storms away back down stairs to his brandy*

Turel: I hate stories with morals



** Ten minuets later **

Kain: *shaking visibly*

Kiddies: *walking in to the pillars with there jammies on* Daddy we wrote a better story

Kain: No

Kiddies: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA



** Kiddies Room**

Kain: *reading something the kiddies wrote* one day there was a little human girl who went walking in the woods, she saw a house and went in, she saw three bowls of porridge a big bowl a medium bowl and a small bowl. It was then the three vampires came home, the quickly divided the small human girl into big, medium and small pieces and dunked them in the porridge that . . . you wrote this

Kiddies: yup ^_^

Kain: wonderful . . . now go to sleep *walks back down stairs*

Raziel: did he even look at the pictures!

Melchiah: I'm hungry now

Kiddies wander down stairs to the kitchen finding Kain raiding the cupboards.

Kain: *on his knees raiding a cupboard* never anyone to eat in this house AH HA *pulls out a jar full of blood and something else inside the jar best left unmentioned* MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm *sees the kiddies*

Kiddies: our story made us hungry Daddy

Kain: *to tired to argue makes them sit at the table* ARIEL HOW DO YOU WORK THIS!! *Kicks the cooker*

After food that I will leave to your imagination the kiddies went back to bed.



** Kiddies room **

Bump!

Raziel: did you hear that?

BUMP!

Turel: yup

Melchiah: *very scared starts to cry* I want Daddy *whimpers*

Turel: *leaning over the edge of the bed while Raziel comforts Melchiah* um hello

???: . . . . . . .

Turel: are there any monsters under the bed

???: (Demonic voice) NO

Turel: O_O . . . Are you sure

???: (Demonic voice) positive now go to sleep

Turel: if there were any monsters under the bed how big would they be

???: (Demonic voice) very small now go to sleep kid.

Turel: *whispering to Raziel* alright you lure it out and I'll hit it with the base ball bat, Melchiah you shoot it with this *hands him a suction cup gun (you know them darts you shot at windows and they stick to them)*

Raziel: *shouting so the monsters can hear* Boy am I full, I must have gained ten pounds today I'm getting a little plump.

Melchiah: *also shouting* yes brother you are as am I but there's no fat on us, we're getting bigger but we're still nice and lean

Turel: something's drooling!!!!!! Jump on the bed to scare it out! *They all jump on the bed*



** Pillars **

THUMP, THUMP, THUMP

Kain: I'm *THUMP* going *THUMP* to *THUMP* kill *THUMP* them *storms up stairs*



** Kiddies room**

Raziel: I can hear it coming *the door opens a tiny bit* ITS GOT REINFORCMENTS

The kiddies attack the 'monster' coming in the door, the door shuts.

Kain: *covered in sticky darts and bruises* I'm . . . going . . . to . . . bed



** Around about midayish time**

Kain: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The bed suddenly shakes as three small bodies clamber on, curling around Kain.

Kain: GGGGGGGRRRRRRRR

Raziel: there are monsters in our room can we sleep in here?

Melchiah: please Daddy . . . .I Love you

Turel: I love you to

Kain: hate kids *falls asleep*



**Kiddies room**

Hash'ak'gik: *sleeping in kiddies bed* ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



** Dusk**

Kain: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Raziel: DADDY!!!!

Kain: uuhhhh

Raziel: YAY!! Your awake now we can do stuff again!!!!! *kiddies run down stairs followed by a slower more tired Kain surprisingly he's not screaming at the kiddies for waking him up*

Ariel: *noticing how clam Kain is* Kain . . . . are you feeling well

Raziel: *pulling on Kain's arm* Come on Daddy we gotta do stuff!! Comeoncomeoncomeon!!!!

Kain: it's hard to be mad at someone who missed you while you sleep.



** With the other group **

Guy with the Katana: your name is Crap?

Vorador: NO

Everyone else: *snigger*

Jen: Hiya crap how's things

Guy with the Katana: well speak

Vorador: I am Vorador, Master of my domain

Jen: yeah right you can even master battle ships!

Guy with the Katana: *deciding the group is not a threat turns away*

Jen: hey wait can you tell us where we are

Guy with the Katana: you don't want to know

Jen: alright an easier question, who are you

Guy with the Katana: I am Vampire hunter D.

Janos: *nervous laughter* well we'll just go over here then

D: your not vampires are you

Group: *nervous laughter*