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| Definition of rank. |
| General |
| Leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. |
| Colonel |
| Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful then a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks with God. |
| Leutenant Colonel. |
| Leaps short buildings with a running star. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster then a speeding B.B. Walks on water in indorr swimming pools. Talks to God if special request chip is approved. |
| Major |
| Barely clears quonset huts. loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasianally addressed by God. |
| Captain |
| Makes high mrks when trying to leap building. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury. Dog Padlles. Talks to animals. |
| Leutenant |
| Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter a building. Says: look at the choo-choo. Wets him self with a water pistol. Mumbles to himself. |
| Sergeant (any) |
| Lifts buildings and walks undwer them. Kicks locomotives off the track. Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. BECAUSE ... HE IS GOD!!! |
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