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| Murphy's Law of Combat |
| 1. Military intelegence is a contradictioon of terms. 2. A sucking wound is Natures way of telling you to slow down. 3. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. 4. The problem with taking the easy way out, is that the enemy has already mined it. 5. The buddy system is essential to your survival. It gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 6. Never draw fire-it irritates everyone around you. 7. No combat ready unit ever passed inspection. 8. No inspection ready unit ever passed combat. 9. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out. 10. Fortify your front and you'll get your rear shot up. 11. If you can't remeber, the claymore is pointed towards you. 12. All five second grenades fuses are three seconds, or all five second fuses will burn out in 3 13. If it flies it dies. 14. Cavalry dosen always come to the rescue. 15. Peace is our profession-mass murder's just a hobby. 16. Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity 17. Theres always a way 18. It's not the one with ur name on ot - its the round addressed to "whom ever it may concern". 19. If you'r sergeant can see you so can the enemy. |
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