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| Advice |
| Never eat a soggy waffle |
| Trust no one |
| Metalica 4-ever |
| So... how do we know God isn't a cow? |
| The more u run over a dead cat the flatter it gets |
| What is the flight velocity in wich a swallow would carry a coconut? |
| I looked under Mrs. Roosevellts dress |
| People suck |
| "Its two o'clock do you know where ur children are" I told you last night no! |
| so i says to em' blue, green it dosent matter , they all end up the same color in the end. |
| Daria (from that mtv show) is the ideal girl friend |
| No matter what the guestion is the answer is always 47 |
| I am the vary model of a modern major genatle |
| I see dead people! yeah... well i see live people, thats scary enouhg |
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| Never trust a man in a speedo |
| Loosers are cool but cool people suck |
| Only Gian could love emily |
| Buy War!!! the cereal for the post-nuclear generation! |
| With ignorance comes bliss |
| Molly is a pretty hate machine |
| Never insult a guy with a base-ball bat |
| Gian is a cream sniffer |
| When ever ur in a meeting and u get lost in the conversacion just repeat the last sentence as a question |
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