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| I dont really know what to say (Well can you hurry up, i have a train to catch) i know it says Recorded Games but i feel like just telling you im a 14 year old, good looking (yeah right), likeable American would be like ripping you off. (But its free?) Most people who click on here will know me from the Zone(cos youre a sad bastard that spends your life on it) and depending on which room you have came from, your view of me will differ from others. I am basically here to entertain the masses (and doing a real bad job of it) and gain their respect and adoration. I do not ask for anything more than that, or anything less. Over the past few months, I have went through many changes (has he told you he used to be a man?). Basically, i started off rough with many people disliking me (slight exageration, EVERYONE hated him) but then people started to realise the true me (only cos you paid them) and began liking me. I then said i would leave zone forever (but youre a stupid hypocritical sugarbeansface) and after a long leave of absence (around 8 days) returned to mixed reaction. Many were happy i was back (they were ,MiNi_ZoIYIbIe, and Big_ZoIYIbIe) and many were sad (including me and the rest of the Zone population) but i hope now, they are happy that i am back. I could go on forever about my exploits on Zone but i think you should judge for yourself, and im sure, one day, you too will be masterbating while i entertain you (btw, he hates you all)sit back relax and enjoy my biggest rivalries gets kicked in the ass Brazzil Master: If theres one thing i can say about Brazil Master III is that not only is he an attention-seeking bad person, but he has a very large penis! Believe me. One night, on a frosty december night, i was walking through the streets of Brazzil, when a medium built man in a limo drove up to me. He asked me if id like to 'ride him' and when i accepted, i looked to which door to go in (obviously i didnt want to go in the front and seem ungrateful, and wasnt sure to go to where this man was sitting incase he didnt want me too) "Do you like it up the back?" he asked, i replied "yes" so clambered into the back. To my surprise, that man was Brazil Master. After a few minutes of talking about himself, he started to caress below himself, and made a swift finger action prompting me to come sit next to him. I obliged thinking it was the polite thing to do (hey, maybe he wanted me to untighten his belt or something?). He then took down his pants and gave me an ultimatum "Suck my dick or ill blow yo mothersugarbeansing white ass up!". Within seconds i was feasting my lips on his 7 inches of pure Brazzil beef, and a couple seconds later, was licking his 'man juice' off my face. He then dropped me off by my house, and ive never seen him since, shame. Entertained how about kicking the ass of |
| LoZEr , Lost to 1 guy I really havent seen much games of these guys, but what i have seen i hated. This extract was a reply to someone inquiring why i once said True and LoZER were bad in bed. "Ok, it was a dark dreary night, and after my recent exploration of Al (this was a guy i had ass packed whom i met on an exploration of poverty-stricken areas, aka Nz )...i mean New Zealand, i seeked salvage in the dingiest, smelliest, rottenest room i could find..This was the home of New Zealand Aok PlAYERS . At first, i was taken aback after witnessing the huge orgy taking place in front of my eyes. It was like that film where all those boys are shipwrekked on an island and end up fighting each other, but instead of having young boys, they were middle aged men dressed in various outfits, and instead of the island, it was this smelly house, and instead of them fighting each other, they were packing each others bad persons with as much love liquid as their trouser snakes (well, more like worms) could manage. Ok, so it wasnt really anything like that film where those boys get shipwrekked on the island (hell, i cant even spell shipwrekked) but you get the jist of it. So here i was, a small man with a slight tendency to stick his finger up his ass then put that same digit in his mouth approached me and smile. Nervously i asked "Whats your name?". The black and white face-painted pintsize buttlicker then replied "LoSt 2 1 silly". The noise in the room was so loud, that i had mistook him name for a 'come-on' so quickly rejected his offer, instead pointing my finger at another clownish middle aged man asking if i could have him instead. The hunchbacked beauty i had just pointed out was none other than 'Legend Goozer' (i am now aware that he is not called that, but please, the place was booming with this dreadful screaming and disasterous yelps - ) I spit out my milk that they all seemed to be so proudly drinking after hearing this good news. Yes! i thought, not only is he silly, but he also likes it rough. So a couple hours went by, where i was mingling with the other guys, when Mr LoSt 2 1 silly approached me. "So you lookin' fo' some top class asssss?" he drunkenly barbled. "Yes" i nervously replied. A smile then seemed to take over his whole face, as he led me to his bedroom. Within minutes, it was over. I couldnt believe it, it was painstakingly dreadful, 3 minutes of nothing, no surprises, no enjoyment, it was like a Legend Lozer record game. Somehow, LoSt 2 1 silly thought these 3 minutes were great, and never seems to stop bombarding me with calls, asking if id like to pop over to spend some time with the 'love machine'. Im sorry to admit it to the 3 fans who have yet to succumb to the hunchbacked homosexuals charms, but he is absolutely terrible in bed, and i will never go back to him." entertained yet ? LeGend BaD Co Bad Co once invited me round to his house. Of course, at such a young age, i was very naive and decided to accept his invitation. It was quite a strange day for me. I remember walking in, and his monkey- butler told me that Bad Co was in the shower and to just walk up, i started walking, and i started hearing a strange noise as if someone was playing with dough. I walked into his room to find him sitting naked masterbating over 'Barney' the purple dinosaur. He had a wonderful array of teddy bears lying on his bed, and i recall him asking if id like to 'stroke his snake' i declined the offer, as i was allergic to the material of the teddy bear. I can barely remember the sequence of events, but distinctly remeber Bad Co pursuading me to drink heavy amounts of alchol. The next day i awoke to find severe bruising to my prostate, and had to have 16 stitches. Oh yeah, and did i forget, i love the Bad Co 5ive Shame. ZoIYIbIe ZoIYIbIe, most of you will know as that annoying sometimes funny bastard on the Zone. Well, you guessed it, thats me! Alot of people dislike me, i dont know why, maybe cos im Jewish, or black, too good at aok, or any other minority. But those that do like me are usually the ones with a sense of humour and two perfectly working testicles..(Oh yeah, and some males as well) I have worked hard to get where i am, and i will continue to work hard until i take over Zone and throw everyone off, so i can masterbate over that T-Shirt (NOW IN BLUE!) girl all day without worrying about getting a Zm of someone by the name of _Brazil Master_writing how much he hates me on the mfo board. Peace How could i forget that Homosexual Indestructable ( calls himself the pensilvanian kid ) dunno how to spell it well let me tell u somthimng bout indes Come on people, you didnt think i added him to this list cos i thought he was a good aok player did you?! No, obviously the only reason he graces these pages is cos she(indes) reminds me of my grandma. If only Indes were as easily accessible to me as my gran is though **scene fades into early 1970's** It was the eve of 1973, Burt Bacharach was booming onto our 8-tracks, i spotted this groovy chick across the dancehall, and in one swift movement, began moonwalking towards her. I had learnt a great chat up linefrom my dawg'Groovemeister Chickenpoopie' (he was a hippy) I dropped two ice cubes in between her, and smashed both cubes with my groove-boots. I then said "Okay, thats the ice broken, whats your name groovy chick?" She(indestructable) laughed, grabbed hold of my 8 carrot medallion and led me to the back of the hall in a desolate cupboard. She then removed all my clothingincluding my flairs and Neil Diamond t-shirt. After that, it all seemed a blur, but i remeber waking up in the morning and finding myself lying next to my grandma, who with a satisfied grin, fell asleep. **fades back to 2002** woah!! so what was i saying, oh yeah, i like Indes. |
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| My last words to my biggest rivalries and what i think about them read this and be entertained |
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