Anyway, one of the most memorable posts was the one with all the cursing about a GIRL WHOS FUCKIN CRYIN RITE NOW. Well, that sucks ass. No one likes to cry. But apparently, this girl, who is apparently the property of the signer, is CRYIN RITE NOW because of something I said. Hm.
Possibilities:
1-Tanya Brache (most likely) Tanya, get yourself some self-esteem.
2. Michelle Hoffner (not likely)
3. Ms. Paldin (not likely)
4. Ms. Cellion (possible....hmm)
5. Someone so insecure they started crying because I don't like their clothes. Goddamit, people, if you can't take that, you shouldn't be allowed to go to my site. It's intended for people with senses of humor.
Moving on, someone else said I was a poser and that I'm not a pharoah. I kind of know that, shits. If I were a pharoah you'd all be on your fucking backs worshipping me. But I'm not. Shit.
So how the hell am I a poser? I never posed as anything on this site. But, if you insist, oh-most-holy boob 3, email me with a list of exactly why I am a poser. It will amuse me for some days. That is, if you're not too chickenshit to email.
Then there was Frosty the Snowman. Bad name, interesting comment. I think there are a lot of insecure people out there, Frosty. Together, we will conquer the WORLD!
Email and we'll discuss.
Then there was some religious fuck. Good for you, but if you're religious, then you know that god disdains upon those who view pornographic material, which not only includes sex-related shit but also curses and lies. Get the hell off my site, or you'll get smote.
Then there was some stalker. Please, stalker, don't post like that. I'm not interested. But if you want to be a helper on the site, email me an article. Doesn't matter if it's shit, but we'll probabyl fix typos and such. If it really sucks, we'll say something like "we appreciate your input but..." It's open to everyone to be on this site, but you have to pass through "initiation" first.
It involves mud and cyberspace. ARE YOU UP FOR IT?!