Here is the part where I tell you shits precisely what is wrong with you. Going chronologically (for those of you shits who have yet to pass English, "chronologically" means 'in order of occurence'), that means the first shit would be the one who declined to type her name, instead writing:
"About signing what she wrote is true and all you can say is that persondoesnt know how to spell fuck! so fuk you!(and i spelled it like that person spelt it!)"
Ah, where to begin. Well, it seems this person has been hit with a stupid stick a few too many times. I suspect is it a "she"--am I correct? Also, this particular shit seems to have made a valiant effort to spell, but has failed (miserably). Grammar is an issue too, but what I find most intriguing is that she shows such touching concern for her friend. Chances are, it's the SAME goddamn PERSON. This is an example of the types of people who should be sent to Siberia before they hit puberty.
moving on! The next person would be "boob 2".
How imaginative.
"boob 2" signed with:
"oooh so ur saying u ARE like i described by only replying with fuck you. i see how it is....ooh im a rebel, anarchy in the uk, yellowcard rocks my world haha how lame r u guys!!?ya kno.. the rainbow doesnt only consist of black and red. u shud try it some t"
And that is where, mercifully, the guestbook cut "boob 2" off.
Alrite boob, I'll play your game. First of all, how the hell do you think you know what kind of music I liked? Last I checked there weren't any obnoxious misspelled band promos littered over MY site. If you haven't noticed, I'll let you know--this is the United States, where quoting a band whose song was...oh...27 years ago is considered a little idiotic. Not to mention that you're just an asshole, boob 2. you say "ooooh" too much.
The next signer would be another person who declined to name herself, a moral Samaritan lending me a hand with sugar coated-sayings my mother used to shove down my throat. So fucking nice. She signed with:
"if you dont have something nice to say dont say anything at all guess thats not this websites motto, eh? guess youre too rebel for that shit."
I think I'll call this shit "Sammy". (like in dear abby, only with insults!) Sammy has a problem. Sammy's problem is that he/she is too damn stupid. So Sammy decided to try and be smart, by writing in to someone who Sammy probably knows will make fun of him/her. I will say the same to you--if you don't like my site, don't sign my fucking guestbook. You can stop going to the site a hell of a lot easier than I can move. And Sammy, it's true--I am too rebel to not make fun of you, because you are too stupid. Sorry, Sammy.
the next signer was RbHsCsPm--a chili peppers fan I see. Hah. Your alias is the name of a band and an album. What is it with this crowd and music? RbHsCsPm--your name is too hard to type, so I'll call you "Not Hardcore".
"Not Hardcore" wrote in with:
"hah, your quiz really does suck. You try way, way too hard; you are not hardcore AT ALL and enough with the sarcasm--please."
Oh, "Not Hardcore". You wound me deeply. It makes me so fucking sad that you think I try way, way too hard. And not hardcore AT ALL?!? Does this mean I have to start liking the fucking red hot chili peppers and being stupid to be hardcore?
The next signee would be "Not Hardcore".......again. With this nugget for our tender-assed minds:
"and if youre such a hardcore I dont give a shit about anything rebel, why don't you just tell us who you are? Or are you too punk rock for that too?"
"Not Hardcore" seems to like music, specifically trying to classify me and my site as "punk rock". I don't even know what the hell that means. "Not Hardcore", you sound like a punk elitist bastard. Go away.
Next came some people who are so stupid they don't even deserve to be mentioned here. They're not worth gracing my pages.