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WHAT THE HELL?!?!
People, this is an eighth grade graduation. We're not moving up from Harvard or something, we're moving into Ossining High. So why do we need $300 bags for one occassion? Where else would you bring it afterwards? Math class?
*"The Shoes" You know the ones I'm talking about. The mesh/flowers ones. WHY?! They're so fucking ugly!
*The name belts - Do people forget their own name? Is that why they need it in a handy spot if someone asks?
*The tee-shirts with those weird "comics" on them - "How to Score Chicks"
*"You laugh because I'm different, i laugh because you're all the same." So many people have it, it's lost all of it's meaning.
*Pants with crap written on the ass - like "bootylicious" or "brat" or the worst: two handprints. (sarcastically) I like a little landing strip for slapping a girl's ass.
*The black Hottopic tee-shirts with plain white writing. We don't care about your fucking flying monkeys or the penguins that steal your damn sanity!
*Neon fishnets - regular fishnet is one thing. But now they've made it for those preppy ass bitches by going hot pink or lime green. Gross.
*J lo sweatsuits - a perfect example of mass following. J lo wears a matching sweatsuit and the next day, every ghetto bitch in America has one.
*Pants that are at a guys knees - they might as well just wear their boxers on the outside! No one wants to see Brian Fridkins nearly uncovered ass.
*Zip-off shorts with only one leg unzipped - its supposed to be a practicle thing: you can wear these pants all year round! Why does if have to be made into an ugly "fashion statement"?
*tYpInG lIkE tHiS - its hard to read, its hard to do, and its so pointless! It doesn't add anything to someone's profile or whatever.
Frankly, I think we all need to chill out. Remember this is a graduation, not a fucking soiree. And for my sake, keep the Coaches in the closet.
