The Doctrines
Doctrine A: Regulations
1. No Unprovoked violence. No one should kill or maim another human unless perfect reason is stated, such as self defense or meaningful revenge, which can usually be resolved. If you cant solve a problem, just walk away and be happy until everything is settled. Intoleration and anger isn't something we stand for at all.
2. No stealing without asking. Stealing can be fun, but sometimes this gets out of hand and causes chaos. We dont support chaos as many people might think. If you need something, earn it. Good things happen to people who try. If you steal you might be punished.
Doctrine B: The Application of Lifeism
Lifeism is a very well layed out and structured religion. However, in it, you do not need to worship. The reason for this is that every time you consume, have sex, or sleep, you are fulfilling the goal of our religion. If you need guidence, you must contact someone of a high rank in the religon, such as a priest. In times of strife, Lifeists will be notified of meetings or cult formings at certain locations for protest of survival. Remember, if you ever forget one of the three principles, you are forgetting yourself. Mankind is a species, and we need to work to do as we have done from times past. Living life is essential, passing it on is essential, and resting in peace is essential. Seek us out if you are lost, for we are everywhere in the human spirit.
Doctrine C: Our Deity's
Lifeism has no gods persay. We simply worship the earth, life, and females individually. Life is the highest good, because it ties into everything we do. The Earth and the Sun give us life, so we worship them with appreciation. Women bring life to our arms and are the pinnacle of human evolution, we worship them. We worship ourselves in a sense not by some physical prayer of whatnot, but rather through our devotion to life and what we live for.
Doctrine D: What we stand for
Lifeism is truith, and the world is in a state of unrest because not everyone can realize this. As a Lifeist, you must protest brutality and the control of others. If you were to see a tool of man, such as an officer, red neck, patriotic extremeist, female belittler, politician, ect. beating on one of your bretheren, it is your job to intervene, and save the individual any way you can. Just as you appreciate yours, remember to apprecicate others Lives.
Doctrine E: Tolerance
As a Lifeist, you are so realize that while no other religion is correct, all humans are humans, and they all deserve respect. You are never to be prejeduce towards people of other nationality, walks of life, school of thought, color of skin, sexual preference, or religion. We are all humans, and if they haven't realized the truth yet, they will someday, maybe even under another name. Even though homosexuals aren't furthering our cause, they are not harming it either, therefore they must recieve the same amount of respect. Lesbians, however, are to be seen as respectable. Were not going to say that lesbians are good for an ignorant reason such as "it's hot", but rather because they are two women expressing love in a female sense and sharing thier own prefrence to the open minded audience. Many women are against lesbians as many men are against gays However, it should be advised that EVERYONE KEEPS AND OPEN MIND - just like a parachute, it works better that way. If you feel racist in any way, speak to a priest for guidence. Everyone of us keeps and open mind and every Lifeist can support another to get you on your right path. Humans are all of one family, if everyone realized that, we might have found our next planets to inhabit already through science and not bombs.
Doctrine F: Female Rule
Lifeism stresses the physical and mental prowess of the females to males. Females are the beautiful figures who give and share life with a clear and focused mind. A women is born pure hearted and the fact that many men treat women as underlings is a sin to us. Whenever a lady is in distress, they should be aided to, immediately. This being so, when there are decisions to be made, women are the ones to make them, with only input from high ranking male officals. Women are recognized for what they are, perfect. This being so, men are only instruments to be used to achieve humanitarian goals for women. Whenever a doctrine is to be passed, it goes before the high priests and then the females of the religion for voting.
Doctrine G: Afterlife
In Lifeism, humans as people are supposed to enjoy thier life as much as possible, and in doing so, achieve the greatest pleasure and self fulfillment possible. This being the case, you will die happily, knowing that you have lived to your fullest and you can enjoy that feeling forever. But what happens when you die and become a lump of flesh? Well, when you die, your body should be placed where it can properly be decomposed by micro organisms in the dirt. The decomposition returns this energy that you had spent your life gaining to the earth soil. Its starts a cicle of life to sprout the plants. If you have ever watched the Lion King, think "Circle of Life" here. The plants that you sprout become you, the oxygen that flows become you, the oxygen someone breathes let you become part of them. You will continue to feel as fulfilled as you did when you passed on.
That is all of our doctrines for now, if more come into place this list will be updated. Remember, we grow every day as a people and cult.
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