by Tony DeSimone
So he rubbed it on it's side,
And then out popped a genie,
"5 wishes again?" he sighed.
"My first wish," the boy started to say,
"Is for a billion trillion dollars,"
So the genie uttered some magic words,
"Utter butter bollars!"
Then all the money apeared at once,
And every one found out,
They were mad that they weren't rich
So they started to scream and shout.
Most of the cash was stolen,
The rest of it was taxed,
"Well buddy, you got another wish
So what is it?" the genie asked.
"My second wish," the boy started again,
"Is for me to live forever!"
So the genie uttered his magic words,
"Sleemageen patever!"
And so he lived and lived and lived,
After all of his friends had gone,
He had done everything he had wanted to do,
He had sang every song to be sung.
So there he sat, 1,000 years old,
He couldn't move, he couldn't walk,
Then the genie appeared with another wish,
So the old man began to talk.
"My third wish," the old man started to say,
"Is for this stupid world to end,"
So the genie uttered some more magic words,
"Joggle togle simidend!"
And then the earth disappeared,
Plucked out of existence,
By this single little genie,
Who needed no assistance.
The old man was still there,
The world gone without him,
But then the genie, "Well,
you've still got 2 more wishes, Tim"
"I wish," the old man began to say,
"For you to shut up and leave me alone!"
So the genie uttered his last magic words,
"Hishel beedombalone!"
So, then the genie disappeared,
Puffed away with out a trace,
Leaving the old man by himself,
Floating out in space.
The old man was very sad,
He couldn't do anything then,
"I wish," he said with a tear in his eye,
"For a chance to try it again."
That day he found a magic lamp,
So he rubbed it on it's side,
And then out popped a genie,
"5 wishes again?" he sighed...........
