Annual membership in LIFE is $15, which covers:

• many party expenses (main food entrees, party supplies, door prizes, and so forth that in the past have been covered by party hostesses)
• advanced payment for outings, concert tickets, other bookings

Other benefits of membership:

• regular e-mail newsletter
• members-only functions
• reduced hostess door fees at parties (typically $2-$5; nonmembers pay double)
• women, women, women!

Listen to what some of our satisfied members have to say:

• "I met my last 15 girlfriends through LIFE!" - anonymous
• "Because of LIFE I sold my U-Haul!" - equally anonymous
• "What?" - unidentified member

Send in your membership check today!

Make checks payable to:

Susan Branch Smith

Send to:

Susan Branch Smith/LIFE
c/o Smith Media
346 Sturtons Lane
Pasadena, MD 21122-5124

Thanks so much for joining LIFE!

Members will receive an annual accounting of all LIFE! expenditures.

Membership Application To join LIFE! Group of Maryland: 1. PAY BY MAIL — Complete the form below, print it out, and send it in with your check for $15 (see address at left). OR 2. PAY ONLINE — Complete the form below, press SUBMIT, and then select the PayPal button to pay. OR 3. REQUEST MORE INFO FIRST — Complete the form below and press SUBMIT (we love that command - we think it sets just the right tone for members). Our New Member Coordinator will promptly contact you with more information. OR We look forward to having you as a member! Who are you? First Name Last Name Date of Birth How can we reach you? Home Phone E-mail Please tell us something about your interests, what you're looking for in a social group, and your personal history of sexual perversions. Thanks so much! To unsubscribe, click here.