| A student's prayer |
| Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I do not flunk. But if I do, don't travel far, just leave my body in the Unibar. Tell my lecturer I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, and pray I'll pass this fucking test. But if I should die before I wake, there's one less test I have to take. |
| Thanks to Squeak for this one. Sorry mate but I had to customise it a bit. |
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