A love triangle song - what were you expecting? I actually wrote the last verse of this one first, then had to come up with lyrics to fit that.
�Two Heroes�
Tune: Spin Doctors� �Two Princes�
One two
Heroes bow before you
They�re wearin� medals
Heroes
Heroes who adore you
Which�s one�s your special?
This one
He shoots with a blaster
That�s pretty cool now
But this one
His lightaber works faster
That�s really cool now
This one
He�s powerful with the Force
Seems really neat now
But this one�s
Ship flies through any old course
That�s really sweet now
You marry Luke
Your father will cut his hand
That�s not too nice now
You marry Han
Your father will freeze your man
In carbonite now
Marry Luke
Or marry Han
Which one do you think will make a perfect man?
Not the mighty Jedi from the world of sand, no
Only cocky scoundrels make your heart feel grand
Only cocky scoundrels make your heart feel grand
If you
Want to call him Flyboy
Just go ahead now
And if you
Think that he�s a fine boy
Just go ahead now
And if you�re
Worried bout the other
No need to fret now
Turns out
That the guy�s your brother
So marry Han now
One two
Heroes bow before you
They�re wearin� medals
Heroes
Heroes who adore you
Which�s one�s your special?
This one
He shoots with a blaster
That�s pretty cool now
But this one
His lightaber works faster
That�s really cool now
Marry Luke
Or marry Han
Which one do you think will make a perfect man?
Not the mighty Jedi from the world of sand
Only cocky scoundrels make your heart feel grand
Only cocky scoundrels make your heart feel grand
If you
Want to call him Flyboy
Just go ahead now
And if you
Think that he�s a fine boy
Just go ahead now
And if you�re
Worried bout the other
No need to fret now
Turns out
That the guy�s your brother
So marry Han now
If you
Want to call him Flyboy
Just go ahead now
And if you
Think that he�s a fine boy
Just go ahead now
And if you�re
Worried bout the other
No need to fret now
Turns out
That the guy�s your brother
So marry Han now
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