Well, when I went to Disney World for the first time after seeing the SW movies and got re-accquainted with this awesome ride, I got obsessed enough with it to write a song about it. Once I'd picked the song, the lyrics were easy.
"Star Tours"
Tune: "Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
It�s so peaceful
Off to Endor
Forests and grassy knolls
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
Things�ll go out of control
I remember
Ridin� the Star Tours
Lovin� those moments when
The starspeeder�s shakin�
And everyone�s quakin�
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Well first you turn to the left
And then you jerk to the right
Fly through the comets� ice
And help the Rebels fight
But it�s the pilot droid
That really drives you insa-a-ane
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
What are you doin�
On this ship that flew in
So you�re not movin�
No not at all
In this indoor dimension
You�ll be payin� attention
To the screen where
You see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You�re off on this big trip
To another entire galaxy
It�s a light speed sensation
So much for the vacation
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Well first you turn to the left
And then you jerk to the right
Fly through the comets� ice
And help the Rebels fight
But it�s the pilot droid
That really drives you insa-a-ane
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Well I was on my way to Endor for a nice long trip
When I found out this droid was pilotin� my ship
It was his first flight, he took me by surprise
He had three metal arms and red glowin� eyes
He shook the ship, and I felt my end
We just might never make it home again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Well first you turn to the left
And then you jerk to the right
Fly through the comets� ice
And help the Rebels fight
But it�s the pilot droid
That really drives you insa-a-ane
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
Let�s ride the Star Tours again
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