I wrote this one on a whim the day before Revenge of the Sith was released. This is such a fun song that has probably been spoofed a million times over, but what the heck, it was too good to pass up.
"Saber Boy
Tune: "Sk8ter Boi" by Avril Lavigne
He was a boy
From Tatooine
Can I make it any more obvious?
He buys a droid
To help him out
A message pops out
To figure out
What the message means
He goes to see Obi-Wan Kenobi
He tells the boy
He�ll be a Jedi
Gives him a weapon that�s made out of light
He was a saber boy
Be a Jedi later boy
Whatever is he gonna do?
Rescue the princess far
And blow up the big Death Star
He will defeat Darth Vader soon
Three years from now
Luke is on Hoth
Hiding away from the Empire�s stalk
In a vision
He sees old Ben
�Seek Master Yoda and train with him�
On Dagobah
Luke starts to train
Sees his friends in danger and flies away
Vader finds him
Cuts off his hand
Then says to Luke �I am your dad!�
He was a saber boy
Found out he was Vader�s boy
Whatever is he gonna do?
Rescue the Solo guy
And watch Master Yoda die
Then he will face his father too
He was a saber boy
Found out he was Vader�s boy
Whatever is he gonna do?
Rescue the Solo guy
And watch Master Yoda die
Then he will face his father too
Sorry Emperor you missed out
Looky Luke�s a Jedi now
Saved the day with all his friends
This is how the story ends
He has saved the galaxy
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I feel the Force that is inside
He�s just a boy
From Tatooine
Can I make it any more obvious?
He�s a hero
Haven�t you heard
How he rocked the Jedi world
He was a saber boy
And though he was Vader�s boy
Turn to the dark he never would
The princess and smuggler too
They trampled all over you
Now the Empire is gone for good
He was a saber boy
And though he was Vader�s boy
Turn to the dark he never would
The princess and smuggler too
They trampled all over you
Now the Empire is gone for good
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