Yes, the anti-EU woman strikes again. Let's get this straight. The books are NOT canon (George Lucas says so), and many of them aren't even written by SW fans.
�Oops! I Wrote It Again�
Tune: �Oops! I Did It Again� by Britney Spears
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe
That this stuff happened
I have written so much
But that doesn�t mean
That I�m serious
Cause to make lots of money
That�s the reason these books exist
Oh baby baby
Oops! I wrote it again
I played with the films
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops! You think it�s canon
That it really happeeeennnned
I�m not that big a fan
You see my problem is this
I�m dreaming away
Wishing my characters really exist
I�m bored watching the films
And I wanna make
Their future so grim
Cause to make lots of money
That�s the reason these books exist
Oh baby baby
Oops! I wrote it again
I played with the films
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops! You think it�s canon
That it really happeeeennnned
I�m not that big a fan
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Spoken)
�Hey, look what happens in my latest Star Wars book.�
�Wow, it�s sure to make lots of money. But wait a minute, isn�t this...�
�Yeah. Yes it is.�
�But I thought he fell into the Sarlacc in the movie.�
�Well I got him out so his massive fans would buy the book.�
�Wow, what a great moneymaking strategy.�
Oops! I did it again to the films
Got lost in this game oh baby
Oops You think that it really happeeeennnned
I�m not that big a fan
Oops! I wrote it again
I played with the films
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops! You think it�s canon
That it really happeeeennnned
I�m not that big a fan
Oops! I wrote it again
I played with the films
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops! You think it�s canon
That it really happeeeennnned
I�m not that big a fan
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