I just couldn't resist.
�Mrs. Skywalker�
Tune: �Mrs. Robinson� by Simon and Garfunkel
And here�s to you, Mrs. Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa
Though we like you, Mrs. Skywalker
The story will require you to die, my my my
My my my
We�d like to know a little bit about you, say the fans
Exactly who was Leia and Luke�s mom?
Who in the right mind would marry that evil Vader?
How do you have kids with someone in a suit?
And here�s to you, Mrs. Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa
Though we like you, Mrs. Skywalker
The story will require you to die, my my my
My my my
Marrying a Jedi doesn�t have to be forbid
Do with only your two droids watching
It�s a little secret, just the Skywalkers are there
Most of all you�ve got to hide it from your kids
And here�s to you, Mrs. Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa
Though we like you, Mrs. Skywalker
The story will require you to die, my my my
My my my
Caring for your unborn child when Anakin�s not there
Going to the senators� debate
Head off to that fiery planet when you�ve got to choose
He�s gonna choke you and you�ll lose
Where have you gone, Mr. Chancellor?
You left the seat open for Palpatine, mean mean mean
Voted out by Mrs. Skywalker
She�ll pay for her big mistake someday, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
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