WARNING: EXTREME HAN WORSHIP TO FOLLOW. Wrote this one soon after I saw ROTS and was mad as hell that young Han was cut out of it. This song is from the point of view of a crazy Han Solo fan (okay, me) who feels snubbed by George for not including her favorite character in the prequels. (Note: I added an extra stanza to the second verse of the song.)
�I Want Han Solo�
Tune: �I Want It That Way� by the Backstreet Boys.
The big-
-gest film of
The year
Is final-
-ly here
But oh no
There�s no Han Solo
He is
The best guy
Better
Than Jedi
But in
This last show
There�s no Han Solo
Tell me why
Did you not like his young looks?
Tell me why
Was it those dumb EU books?
Tell me why
Why is my fave a no-show?
I want Han Solo
Guys from
The OT
Are in
The PT
They all
Make a show
Except Han Solo
There was
On Kashyyyk
A boy
So raggy
He did
Have a role
But they cut Han Solo
Tell me why
George how could you stoop "so low"?
Tell me why
Yes that�s a bad pun I know
Tell me why
Why is my fave a no-show?
I want Han Solo
I know all his lines, all his moves, all his words
I want more of him to see
I want to see him as a little child
In Star Wars Episode Three
He is
The best guy
Better
Than Jedi
He is...he is...he is...he is...
I want him in this
George how could you stoop "so low"?
Yes that�s a bad pun I know
Why is my fave a no-show?
I want Han Solo
Tell me why
Did you not like his young looks?
Tell me why
Was it those dumb EU books?
Tell me why
Why is my fave a no-show?
I want Han Solo
Tell me why
Did you not like his young looks?
Tell me why
Was it those dumb EU books?
Tell me why
Why is my fave a no-show?
I want Han Solo
Cause I want Han Solo
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