Okay, so I butchered one of Madonna's most haunting songs. Hey, with a title like "Frozen," it was bound to happen.
�Frozen�
Tune: Madonna�s song of the same name
Setting: During the beginning of ROTJ, as sung by Leia.
Up on that wall hangs poor old Solo
I said I loved him and he said �I know�
He�s frozen
In a block of carbon
Dressed as a hunter, wearing a mask
Trying to free him, that is my task
He�s frozen
And a decoration
Mmmmmm
I melt that carbonite
Mmmmmm
He glows a reddish light
Mmmmmm
Finally he�s free
Mmmmmm
But....he.....can�t see
I let him know there�s nothing to fear
One little problem, Jabba is here
He�s got us
Takes Han to the dungeon
He wants to send Han to his grave
And chain me up, making me his slave
He makes me
Wear this tight bikini
Mmmmmm
Here comes Luke to save us
Mmmmmm
He will not make a fuss
Mmmmmm
The trap door, oh no
Mmmmmm
And....down.....he goes
Trapped in the dungeon is poor old Solo
I said I loved him and he said �I know�
Not frozen
But still in big trouble
Mmmmm
Taken to the Sarlacc
Mmmmm
He�ll make a tasty snack
Mmmmm
With Luke and Chewie
Mmmmm
He...still...can�t seeeeeee
Now Luke�s in a big fight
Mmmmm
I pull with all my might
Mmmmm
So long, you dumb Hutt
Mmmmm
We...kicked...your butt
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