Such a lovely place....but there's a hidden darkness. No, not the Hotel California: someplace far, far away.
�Calrissian�s Cloud City�
Tune: �Hotel California� by the Eagles.
Setting: During ESB, Cloud City. As sung by Han.
Being chased by Darth Vader
Busted hyperdrive
Needed to have it fixed soon
Or we might not survive
Had to find us a safe place
Where Vader couldn�t get
I thought of my old friend Lando
And off to Bespin we went
There he stood on the platform
In a flowing cape
And I was thinking to myself
This could be good or a big mistake
He greeted me with a warm hug
And at Leia he gaped
I quickly grabbed onto her arm
Before hearing Lando say
�Welcome to Calrissian�s Cloud City
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely place
Put your feet up at Calrissian�s Cloud City
While my pals and I (While my pals and I)
Fix your hyperdrive�
His mind is definitely twisted
He is a gambling man
He�s got a lotta fellow betting guys
That he calls friends
He gave Leia a new dress
Wooooow, she looks hot
But though she�s really sexy
Happy, she is not
Chewie came into our room
With our broken droid
Didn�t know if he could fix him
And asking Lando is void
Then Lando asked us if we would liiiiiike some food
Though none of us trust him at all
Refusing would be rude
�Welcome to Calrissian�s Cloud City
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely place
Come have some lunch at Calrissian�s Cloud City
Made a deal today (Made a deal today)
To keep the Empire away�
Vader stood at the table
As I heard Lando�s voice
And he said,
�You are all now prisoners of him
Sorry, I had no choice�
They then strapped me all up
To a torture machine
And gave me all these electric shocks
While I screamed and screamed and screamed
Last thing I remember
We were in the freezing ward
Lando gave his news to me
Before I was lowered in the floor
�Listen up� said Lando
�Your friends cannot leave
As for you you�re going to Boba Fett
Encased in carbon freeze!�
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