It's one of the most bloody battles in history, worse than the brawl between Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans. It's the battle between the Expanded Universe supporters and the Expanded Universe haters, and I am SO in the latter group. This song expresses the extreme frustration that I and many many other SW fans feel when faced with those horrid books.
�Believe�
Tune: Cher�s song of the same name
No matter how hard I try
Books keep pushing films aside
The whole thing�s a wreck
Do authors have any respect?
Did Luke really marry that Jade girl
Or is thaaaaaat another world?
Everything�s going out of hand
Is this really what Lucas planned?
Oh...
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
What am I supposed to do?
Got all these novels to get through
There�s Star Wars appeal
But are they really real?
Did Leia nearly marry a prince guy?
Did Chewbaaacca really die?
These books don�t seem to be that great
Are they the characters� real fates?
Oh....
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
Well I know I can ignore this
Cause the canon�s just the films
We don�t need these silly books
No we don�t need these silly books
We don�t need these silly books
No we don�t need these silly books
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
Do you believe the life after Wars?
Is the EU stuff that really happens
Or is it all just some fanfic lore?
Oh...
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