Come on, do you REALLY think all of R2's talk is PG-rated? Well, of course no one can beat Weird Al's brilliant parody "Eat It!" but I wanted to spoof this song anyway.
�Beep It�
Tune: �Beat It� by Michael Jackson
You�re irritated by that dumb 3PO
Getting dented cause of that Captain Solo
If you wanna curse at them then George will say �No�
So beep it
Just beep it
If you say what you want parents will get mad
So say it in a language they don�t understand
Be thankful you�re a droid, yeah be really glad
So beep it
Drop f-bombs and be bad
Just beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
Just beep it
Just beep it
Just beep it
Just beep it
Need to express yourself when you�re really mad
And PG-rated talk just doesn�t suit your stand
The MPAA sucks, so you do what you can
Just beep it
Just beep it
Not speaking English has benefits you know
Like letting you be cute while your anger shows
You can be obscene and no one will ever know
So beep it
That�s a real way to go
Just beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
Just beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
Just beep it....
Beep it
Beep it
Beep it
Beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
Just beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
Just beep it (Beep it)
Beep it (Beep it)
That way they won�t have to bleep it
Moms won�t be angry
Kids won�t be scarred
If you beep something
That�s rated R
(Repeat and fade)
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