Twilight Trouble: Script
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*twilight zone music*
Camera
View of house afar
Rod Serling
Submitted for your approval; a house in the middle of modern
suburbia. This house, unlike the rest, has one very peculiar feature about it.
This feature is a portal between the 3rd and 5th
dimensions.
Camera
View of twilight zone man standing in front of Matt and Cal,
who are playing video games, and blocking their view of the TV.
Rod Serling
Residing in this house are two young individuals. They have
no knowledge of the portal or where it is, until today, when they get a visit
from the twilight zone.
Matt and Cal
(whisper and make a plot, sneak up
on the guy)
*twilight music ends*
<fades from black and white to
color>
Cal
(Holds a lead pipe above head) Eat lead Serling! (Whacks Rod
over the head)
Rod Serling
Ouch (falls)
*thud*
Cal
Kooky old Serling still thinks he�s in the twilight
zone. Quick, get rid of the body Matt.
Matt
Will do boss. (Drags body into hallway)
*Flushing noises*
camera
showing
Matt and Cal sitting on couch from where TV lies
Matt
(sits down on couch) All done!
Cal
(looks at Matt) He wasn�t dead you
know.
Matt
Oh�
Cal
Whatever, let�s get back to what�s important.
Matt and Cal
(Pick up their controllers and start playing)
camera
View of TV
with Soul Caliber 2 on screen. One character beats the other with much ease.
Camera
showing
Matt and Cal sitting on couch from where TV lies
Cal
I win.
Matt
Damn it! How
about best out of 2975?
Cal
Nope, I
can�t keep beating you like this Matt. It�s just not fun anymore
Matt
Come on Cal,
just one more match.
Cal
No can do.
I�d rather not embarrass you anymore than I have to.
Matt
Whatever,
it�s not like I was trying my hardest.
Cal
You were
going all out against me.
Matt
Nah uh
Cal
Uh huh
Matt
Nah uh
Cal
Uh huh
*Doorbell
rings*
Matt and
Cal at the same time
You get it!
Camera
Only
showing Matt
Matt
Well,
there�s only one way to settle this one.
Camera
Only showing
Cal
Cal with excitement while wearing gladiator armour
Gladiator
duels!
Camera
Only
showing Matt
Matt
No you
idiot. We�re going to do rock, paper, scissors.
Camera
showing
Matt and Cal sitting on couch from where TV lies
Cal
Ok, but
prepare to lose.
Matt
On scissors
Matt and
Cal at same time
Rock!
Paper! Scissors!
Cal
(wins) As always I win, now answer the door.
Matt while
mumbling
(gets up walks to door) Stupid Cal, always has to win at everything
Cal
HEY! Less
bitching more door answering.
Camera
close up
of Matt with Cal in background
Matt while
mumbling
Stupid Cal
Cal
What was
that!?
Matt
Nothing
Camera
Behind Brian
and Dario outside
Matt
Hey guys
Camera
Behind Matt
clear view of Dario and Brian
Dario
So what was
it this time?
Matt
Actually
I�m answering the door out of the goodness in my heart.
Camera
Far away
view of Cal on Couch from where door is
Cal
No he
isn�t. I beat him in Rock, Paper, Scissors. By the way, did you bring your game
cube Brian?
Camera
Behind Matt
clear view of Dario and Brian
Brian
(holds up game cube) Yeah, it�s right here.
Camera
Cool
transition, view of everyone playing game cube from where TV lies
Dario
Ah crap, I
need to take a piss. Can you guys pause the game?
Brian with
sarcasm
Sure we
will.
Cal, Matt,
and Brian
Evil
laughing
Dario with
appreciation
Thanks guys
(walks to hallway)
Camera
Fade into
next view of Cal Matt and Brian playing. Camera in same spot.
Cal
What�s
taking him so long? I�m going to go get him. (walks
into hallway)
Camera
Fade into
next view of Matt and Brian playing. Camera in same spot.
Brian
This game
is no fun with only two players, I�m gonna see what�s
going on in there. (walks into hallway)
Matt not
paying attention to Brian
Uh huh
Camera
Fade into
next view of Matt playing by himself. Camera in same spot.
Matt
(gets up, throws arm in air) I won! *hallelujah music* I
finally won! (looks side to side) *music cuts* Huh,
where�d they go (scratches head)
*screaming
and alligator noises*
Camera
Side of bathroom. Dario, Cal, and Brian
standing on counter. Alligator trying to get them.
Matt
casually
(Strolls
in) What the heck is going on in (sees alligator) Where the hell did that come
from?
Alligator
(turns around, opens mouth at Matt)
Cal
It came
from the toilet!
Camera
Only Matt,
close up
Matt
talking to self
Ok, calm
down, it�s just an alligator. Now what would Mario do?
Thought
bubble appears
*original
Mario music*
Mario clip
from original Mario in thought bubble
Thought
bubble disappears
Dario
Hurry up
and save us numb nuts, Jeopardy on in 10 minutes and I don�t wanna miss it.
Camera
Side of
bathroom
Matt
I�ve got
it! (grabs plunger, whacks alligator simultaneously)
Cal, Dario,
and Brian
(climb down from counter)
Cal
(taps Matt on shoulder)
Matt
(Stops
whacking) What!?
Cal
I think
he�s dead now.
Matt
Wait one
more for good luck (smacks alligator one last time) Ok it�s
dead.
Dario
I wonder
how that alligator got into the sewer system?
Cal
Defiantly a
government conspiracy.
Brian
No, the
government isn�t capable of doing this. My say, aliens.
Dario
What are
you idiots talking about, it�s obvious that some guy flushed an alligator down
the toilet and it came back for revenge.
Matt
Well,
there�s only one way to settle this one.
Brian
wearing an explorer outfit
A race around the world?
Cal wearing gladiator amour again with excitement
Gladiator
duels?
Dario
Rock, paper, scissors?
Matt
No, no, and
even bigger no. We going to play another 50 rounds of
Mario Party 5.
Dario
Shot gun
first controller!
Cal
Not if I
can help it!
All
(race out of bathroom)
Camera
Close up of toilet
Rod Serling
(Crawls out of toilet, dusks self off) Ignorance is bliss,
that�s of course if you don�t have a man eating alligator in your toilet. Only
time will tell what is next to come out of this portal. One thing�s for sure
and that is you have just witnessed a case of the twilight zone.
Alligator
(Pulls Serling under camera view)
*Serling screaming and alligator noises*
Camera
Fades to credits
*screaming continues until twilight music plays*
-During credits
<Several years earlier>
Camera
View of Matt holding baby alligator outside of toilet.
Matt
Sorry little guy, but Mean old Cal won�t let me keep you. He says
you�ll grow up to be a threat to society. But we know that�ll never happen. Now
be a good little alligator in the sewers. Don�t forget to eat all your
vegetables. (drops gator) Don�t do drugs! (flushes)
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