I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, 
I saw a needle that winked its eye. 
But I think I will have seen everything 
When I see an elephant fly. 

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring, 
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie. 
But I think I will have seen everything 
When I see an elephant fly.

I seen a clothes horse he r'ar up and buck 
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck 
I didn't see that I only heard 
But just to be sociable 
I'll take your word 
I heard a fireside chat 
I saw a baseball bat 
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die 
But I'd been done seen about everything 
When I see an elephant fly. 

I even heard a chocolate drop, 
I went into a store, saw a bicycle shop. 
You can't deny the things you see, 
but I know there's certain things that just can't be. 
The other day by chance, saw an old barn dance, 
And I just laughed til I thought I'd die. 
But I think I will have seen everything when I see an elephant fly.