Bzz Bzz Bzz, Chirp Chirp Chirp and a couple of la di da's.
That's how the crickets crick all day in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

We get up at twelve and start to work at one,
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done!
Jolly good fun!

Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
That's how we laugh the day away with a Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!

Pat Pat here, Pat Pat there, And a couple of brand new straws,
That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

Rub Rub here, Rub Rub there, Whether you're tin or bronze,
That's how we keep you in repair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

We can make a dimple smile out of a frown!
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-Huh!
Jolly Ole Town!

Clip Clip here, Clip Clip there, We give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!