Posted by ANOTHER Urban Legend [Jaypeeto] on March 29, 1999 at 14:12:31 {Hq/lZhRVmkOtXQWaRyE.MWt/CPYT8orz2}:
In Reply to: Satan too busy? posted by Sincere on March 28, 1999 at 19:51:31:
Just like the REAL aims of the Nazi Movement was
to extinguish Jehovah's Witnesses.
World War One was REALLY all about
keeping everybody distracted away from
joining Jehovah's Witnesses (bible students).
I think JWs kind
of LIKE stories like the
one allegedly told by the Satanists.
True, it makes them paranoid to the point
of hysterics, but it also makes them
feel, well, kinda ***special***.
I mean, just think of it.
All of the fire-eyed
Denizens of Satan's
Underground are OUT TA' GET YA'
cuz you go out on Saturday morning with
that little bookbag full of AWAKE!'s.
Another urban legend has been born
in Theocratic LaLa Land.
And so it begins!
Jaypeeto