Posted by an application [angler] on March 28, 1999 at 10:57:49 {XXuUsiPcoAMuv9xzVJJgMWXJwrLA196zE}:
In Reply to: To Catch a Bethelite posted by Mary on March 27, 1999 at 19:01:11:
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APPLICATION FOR BETHEL,
"HUSBAND HUNTING LICENSE"
Name:
Address
Age:
(refer to Rev. 21:8 about
liars),
Height
(if over 7 ft. forget it)
Weight
(remember "fire for
the liar") please check one:
Are you (check
one):
What are your best
qualities (if none, write NONE)
Are you in good moral,
mental and spiritual health?
If so, why are you filling
out this form???
Which congregation has
your publisher’s record card?
Which congregation do you
attend when husband hunting?
What type
of man do you
want? (check any that apply)
What age range would you
consider?
What would you expect to
do on the first
date?
If approved, when would
you desire delivery?
Note: This license does not
entitle the owner to come to Bethel for a tour and then drag the
brothers
away without first checking with Bethel Office.