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Posted by WW on March 24, 1999 at 19:55:19 {MWOuU2yvobPRY}:

A reply to one of the YouKnow clones on Watchtower Review:

>What a load of bilirubin you spew, Jim. You assert that the WT is God's organization when you have been shown repeatedly that it is and never has been! Here is Jdub reasoning for you to think about:

"Why are you God's org.?"

"Because the Bible chronology says we are the chosen."

"But the chronology is wrong, if Jesus did not arrive in 1914, how did he choose you?"

"We were imprisoned because of our false beliefs, then God got us released in 1919 because we alone repented."

"But you didn't give up those false beliefs until the 1930s."

"We are God's org, we fit in with the prophecies of the Book of Daniel, which opened during Jesus parousia."

"But you claim that 1914 is the start of his parousia then how did Russell reveal your first beliefs before that."

"Because he said that the parousia started in 1874."

"We are God's spokesman and if you don't come to us you will die a grisly death before this generation is over."

"Which generation?"

"Any generation that witnesses the tribulation."

"Then, that can be any century in the future."

"No. Tomorrow, soon, around the corner, straight ahead, just a few short months till, before the end of the 20th century, maybe, we can assume, probably, possibly, believe it or else we will DF you."

WW




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