Posted by Rick (ROTFLOL) on March 17, 1999 at 23:24:49 {MWSZV6.08fSjY}:
In Reply to: God as a defendant (news) posted by RomGabe on March 17, 1999 at 18:59:54:
Excerpt from a lawsuit against God:
``"Defendant God is the sovereign ruler of the universe and took no corrective
action against the leaders of his Church and his
Nation for their extremely
serious wrongs, which ruined the life of Donald S. Drusky," the lawsuit said.
``Drusky wanted God to return his youth and grant him the guitar-playing skills of
famous guitarists, along with resurrecting
his mother and his pet pigeon. If God
failed to appear in court, federal rules of civil procedure say he must lose by
default, Drusky argued.
``U.S. District Judge Norman Mordue last week found the suit -- which also
named
former presidents Ronald Reagan and George Bush, the television
networks, all 50 states, every single American, all federal judges, and the 100th
through 105th congresses as defendants -- to be frivolous."''
Thanks for sharing that
link, RomGabe and Jan. I needed a good laugh.