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NEW YORK (CNN) -- The U.N. Chartered Super-powered peacekeepers Liberty Force are responding to the recent tragedy as only a superhero team can.

The crisis that has developed has lead to Liberty Force taking action in a variety of roles to aid various national and international agencies with their relief efforts as well as coordinating plans for the ongoing investigation surrounding the terrorist attacks.

The leader of Liberty Force, Recon, is leading the charge in the apprehension of suspects and is also rumored to be planning retaliation strategies at the pentagon.

"These acts have caused so much devastation to this city which we call our home," he said.

"Only Valor can destroy buildings in New York and get away with it. I assure you that Liberty Force is prepared and willing to do whatever it takes to protect this world."

Recently criticized for not responding to the explosions in time, Recon stated "In my judgment, too many bureaucratic failures, not enough coordination between the agencies, basically amount to this massive failure in hero response time. This is what happens when you entrust our security to gloryhounds like the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D."

Recon's comments point to the lack of cooperation between the Avengers and Liberty Force in the past and the rumored animosity between the two teams.

An Uncommon Valor

Caught up in the recent wave of patriotism, members of New York's Liberty Force have been spotted all over New York assisting those in need.

At ground zero, still aiding in the recovery efforts, Valor has been seen using his super-powered strength to remove rubble. His tireless efforts have not gone unnoticed as a firefighter noted, "He's been surging nonstop for days, he's got real heart."

When asked how Liberty Force would be involved in any retaliation he said "This heinous act will not go unpunished, All those f****** punks are gonna get a taste of Valor action."

In an unconfirmed report, the Pentagon may be planning to use Valor as a retaliatory strike. It has been hypothesized that due to his power to attack and block multiple opponents, that he could be dropped in Afghanistan to fight the entire population there. When asked for comment, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, stated, "That option would be in the same category as a nuclear strike."

Dope in New York

Liberty Force's Dr. Dopeman has been seen all over New York rendering aid to those in need and acting as a morale booster to the city.

First asked to help in the possible survivors, it was soon learned that Dopeman was not actually a medical doctor. However his talents as a superhero has become quite useful as he provides extra support to the heightened security around New York. Dr. Dopeman has been coordinating air support for New York along with a squadron of F-15 Strike Jets.

Dopeman has also reached out to the public by appearing in various parades and events as well as making appearances on talk shows.

On a September 18th broadcast, Dr. Dopeman was interviewed about the situation on radio and asked about Liberty Force's role.

"Well, as an eternal, I have seen many wars and incomprehensible acts of violence, but this is definately the worst tragedy I have ever seen," he said.

"I love this city and all the tragedy has brought a great sorrow into my heart. I might appear to have a constant idiotic smile on my face and giggle a lot, but it is not an expression of my true sorrow. I might smile on the outside, but believe me, on the inside I'm crying like a little girl who just wet her pants."

Lock-On Comes out of Retirement

Recent reports were confirmed yesterday that Liberty Force's Lock-On was returning to the team from his sixth retirement during a CNN exclusive interview with him on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

"You know, its one thing when villains destroy or kill, but disrupting the Stock Market, well let's just say, it's head lopping time."

Lock-On's statements seem more factual than emotional as a source at Woolworth Industries Steel division confirmed that it is busily preparing an unprecedented 1000 razor disks. Woolworth Industries is known to supply the deadly disks that Lock-On uses in combat. A division director who did not want to be identified said, "Yeah, usually we get an order for a hundred razors, fifty stuns, fifty ropes, or something like that, but this time, it was 1000 razors, rush order, everyone's on overtime."

Lock-On continued by adding, "We were already in a recession, what were those madmen thinking? Do you know how many stocks will get hit with this! Madmen!"

Lock-On's apparent temper was out of character for the usually cool and unemotional Liberty Force member. However, his return to action secures that New York will have yet another protector to watch over her.