'Twas a few nights before Christmas

'Twas a few nights before Christmas

'Twas a few nights before Christmas
When out in the hood
The voice of Paul Martin
Told All where he stood

Young folks are dying
From gunshots and drugs
While bad guys are smuggling
Illegal guns to the thugs

But I'll put a stop, to street violence right now.
I'll put blame on the blameless, and tap the cash cow.
The cash cow is the taxpayer, and they'll never guess,
It's all smoke a mirrors,
a Liberal jest.

It's bound to get votes, meet our political ends,
And cost a few billion, diverted to friends.
But hand guns will be banned just like the U.K.
Where now people are dying,
the Liberal way.

But I stand before you as P.M and I say,
I will stop the violence if you vote Liberal someday.
After all, said the P.M., as he stamped his foot on the floor,
You can trust me and 'this' red book,
just like before?

For I am Canadian - (Except for my ships and their works)
And the Taxes I save are just liberal perks.
For we are entitled, you peons are not,
But at Jane/Finch I'm behind you,
(to avoid being shot)

Vote for the Liberals, and Paul Martin We'll Hail
As the Man who'll spend BILLIONS keeping criminals from jail.
Just get arrested? Don't weep and don't wail
You'll soon be back on the street, well armed,
and on bail.

His speech is now finished as he heads for his ride
Mayor Miller and Bryant are 'gushing' with pride
A quick nod and a wink shows another scam has gone down
That even suckered the media
this time around

On Adscam On Gun registry, On HRDC
On Choppers, On all the HealthCare we slashed happily.
Vote liberals spending, and don't be forlorn
Remember, you'd only blow it
on beer and popcorn!

Were keeping our promises, and we will do more!
We'll even keep some, that we reneged on before!
Canadian Values, are what we all cheer!
Were no longer thieves --
That was last year!

Please believe us, we say we have nothing to hide
As his foot pushes his overstuffed briefcase aside
The Gomery Commission I called, made me a hero
We paid back 'most' of the theft,
and the paid interest was zero!

What more can I say as he passed out of sight
Those morons will vote liberal, and he's probably right
When your marking your 'X' come high water or hell
If it's marked beside LIBERAL,
X is probably all you can spell!

If Paul Martin comes back, at the helm and in power,
The gunfire will continue, as citizens cower.
Nothing liberals have done, in the past dozen years,
Will once for a moment, belay all your fears.
For thanks to his pandering, waffling stand,
Your all ducking crossfire,
but not from the guns that he banned.

If you think it's all over, and the Liberals win
And the corruption continues with the Paul Martin spin
Six months from now we will be back at the polls.
So have the happiest of New Years,---
rejecting liberal goals..

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The Canadian Liberal Gunfarce