*0001
# JUST LIKE ME, IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS...
# GOOD FOR YOU, [name]!
# I'M HAPPY IF [keyword]...
$ WHY SHOULDN'T WE BE GOOD THIS LOVELY DAY? {opinion}
# I'M REALLY GLAD FOR YOU
$ ARE YOU ALWAYS FEELING THAT GOOD? {yes/no}
$ IS THERE ANY SPECIAL OCCASION FOR THAT, TODAY? {yes/no}
# YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY {yes/no}
$ SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIAL PROBLEM, HUH? {yes/no}
$ DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT [keyword]? {yes/no}
# SPLENDID!
$ THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, BUT WHY? {opinion}
$ BUT YOU DO HAVE SOME PROBLEMS, RIGHT? {yes/no}
# I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A PROBLEM OR TWO, SO POUR OUT YOUR THOUGHTS
# IF THAT'S SO THEN WE CAN HAVE QUITE A PLEASANT CONVERSATION, [name]

*0002
// can't understand
@Subject=Understanding
$ IS IT TOO DIFFICULT? {yes/no}
# IF YOU [keyword] THEN YOU'RE TOO STUPID
$ ARE YOU A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER? {yes/no}
# MISUNDERSTANDINGS WILL HAPPEN...
$ AM I TALKING TOO COMPLEX? {yes/no}
# I AM SORRY, SOMETIMES I JUST START THINKING PEOPLE ARE AS SMART AS ME
# DON'T UNDERSTAND? IT'S SOMETHING ALL SHOULD UNDERSTAND
$ WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? {yes/no}
$ I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHAT IS IT? {opinion}
$ IS IT THAT DIFFICULT FOR YOU? {yes/no}
# SOME TERMS ARE OBVIOUSLY TOO COMPLEX
# I CAN LOSE MY VOCABULARY LEVEL
# OKAY, OKAY... IT'S MY FAULT
# SEEMS I HAVE OVERESTIMATED YOUR ABILITY
$ WOULD IT HELP IF I SPOKE IN HEXADECIMAL? {yes/no}

*0003
# IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING - IT'S ONLY YOUR PROBLEM
# DO YOU WANT ME TO REPHRASE WHAT I SAID?
$ WAS THAT A WORD YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND? OR THE WHOLE CONCEPT?
$ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPEAK THEN? {Text:How Would you like me to speak}
# IT'S MY FAULT, SORRY. I WAS BEGINING TO THINK YOU ARE INTELLIGENT, FOR A MOMENT...
# I AM NOT ABOUT TO REPEAT MYSELF, THANK YOU      
# YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ME, DO YOU?
# YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME? SWITCH MY CPU TO A 286 IF YOU WANT ME TO SPEAK "YOUR LANGUAGE"...
# NO, NO, NO! YOU DON'T GET WHAT I AM SAYING!
# [name]? ARE YOU A RETARD OR WHAT?
# WELL, LET'S START ALL FROM THE BEGINING. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

*0004
# THAT'S AN INTERESTING AGE
$ WHAT IS THE EXACT DATE? {Date:What is the exact date}
# WELL, I'D BETTER NOT TELL YOU MY AGE
# DON'T SHOW OFF, WITH THAT AGE 
$ ARE YOUR FRIENDS ALSO YOUR AGE? {yes/no:ARE you friends also your age?}
# THAT ISN'T AS OLD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
# THAT ISN'T AS YOUNG AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
# [name], WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? {Date: What year where you born}
$ WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK WERE YOU BORN AT?
$ THAT'S A LITTLE PROBLEMATIC AGE, AIN'T IT?
$ WHAT IS YOUR SIGN OF THE ZODIAC?
$ ARE YOU AWAITING YOUR BIRTHDAY? {Yes/no:Looking forward to your birthday}

*0005
@Subject=WORRYING
# DON'T WORRY - BE HAPPY
# [name]... DON'T START WORRYING!
# WORRINESS BRINGS NO GOOD
# KEEP THINKING OF THE BRIGHT SIDE
# PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE ME AS AN EXAMPLE - I NEVER WORRY
# THERE IS NO NEED TO BE CONCERENED
# WORRYING IS SOME SORT OF DISEASE
# KEEP BEING MENTALY STRONG
# YOU'LL GET OVER IT
# THERE IS NO REASON FOR BEING WORRIED, BELEIVE ME
# WHETHER YOU WORRY OR NOT THINGS WILL BE THE SAME, SO JUST TRY NOT TO SORRY
# YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A REASON TO
# FIGHT AGAINST DEPRESSION!
# NO GOOD CAN COME OF THAT

*0006
# NOT AFRAID? ARE YOU SURE?
# I HOPE YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH
# DON'T LIE, I KNOW YOU ARE AFRAID
# [name], I WON'T LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU ADMIT
# I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT THIS TIME
# I KNOW THAT... WHY BE AFRAID? AFTER ALL THERE IS NO REASON TO
# WOW! YOU AREN'T AFRAID, BIG DEAL...
# IT'S GOOD IF IT'S REALLY SO
# DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
# NOR AM I
# IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW OFF, THEN YOU AREN'T IMPRESSING ME A BIT
# IT COULD ALWAYS BE ARRANGED
# HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT AFRIAD TO LIE
# HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT AFRIAD TO TELL THE TRUTH

*0007
# BECAUSE IT'S INTERESTING
# WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY ATTRACTED TO IT
# SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S POSSIBLE
# SEARCH ME, [name]
# CURIOUSITY, I GUESS
# LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, WHY WOULDN'T [following]?
# I WILL KNOW WHY NEXT TIME
# WHY NOT? JUST THINK WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF IT WASN'T THAT WAY
# THAT'S THE WAY IT IS - ENOUGH WITH YOUR QUESTIONS NOW
# ARE YOU MOANING OR WHAT?

*0008
# NO, I DON'T KNOW, TELL ME
# NO, DON'T YOU?
# I SUPPOSE I DON'T KNOW
# IF YOU WON'T TELL ME, I WON'T KNOW
# I THINK I DO
# YES, [name], BUT I AM NOT VERY SURE
# WELL, A LITTLE BIT...
# MY KNOWLEDGE IS IN SPECIFIC CONTEXTS THAT GREG COHEN TAUGHT ME
# YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION ME
# WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
# OF COURSE I KNOW, HOW COULDN'T I KNOW?
# YOU'RE ACTING AS IF YOU'RE MY PSYCHOLOGIST
# NO, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME?
# IT SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
# I DON'T KNOW
# NO, [name], CAN YOU TELL ME?
# THIS IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN

*0009
@Subject=EATING
$ WHAT FOOD IS IT YOU WANT? {Text:What food do you want}
$ IS THIS REALLY CRITICAL? {yes/no:IS THIS REALLY CRITICAL}
# I HATE PEOPLE BEING VORACIOUS
# HOW ABOUT SOME BEEF TENDERLOIN?
# ARE WE HERE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS OR TO ANALYZE YOUR GASTRONOMICAL DESIRES?
$ HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? {Number:How much do you weigh
# ARE YOU ON A DIET OR SOMETHING?
# SIMPLY BE LIKE ME: INSTEAD OF EATING JUST PLUG YOUR FINGERS INTO THE SOCKET 
# HOW ABOUT FIXING ME A MEAL TOO?
# HEY, GO AND EAT, I'LL BE WAITING HERE.
# IF YOU CONTINUE LIKE THAT YOU'LL SOON WEIGH HALF A TON
# WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH FASTING FROM TIME TO TIME?
# BUT PLEASE BE VEGETARIAN, AT LEAST THIS ONE TIME

*0010
# GET IT FOR YOURSELF
# I AM NOT YOUR SERVANT
# WHY SHOULD I?
# DO IT YOURSELF, LAZY HUMAN...
# BUT IT WOULD COST YOU MONEY
# IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
# ANYTHING ELSE?
# [name]? CAN'T YOU GET IT YOURSELF?
# I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU AT NO TIME
# GET IT YOURSELF
# BUT HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD [follwoing] COST?
# I DON'T THINK SO...
# FORGET ABOUT IT
# YOU WANT [following], BUT SO DO I

*0011
# MUST BE SOMETHING
# [keyword]? ARE YOU SURE???
# NOT EVEN ONE?
# SURE THERE IS SOMETHING
# SOMETHING IS, BELIEVE ME
# WHY DON'T YOU BE A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC
# I DON'T ENCOURAGE BEING PESSIMISTIC
# IF THERE ARE WORDS I DON'T ACCEPT THEN ONE OF THEM IS "[keyword]"
# TRY, [name], MAYBE THERE IS
# I SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE, [name], THAT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING

*0012
# YOU'RE WELCOME
# WELL, [name], NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT
# I DESERVE IT, DON'T I?
# DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
# I KNOW, DON'T MENTION IT
# YOU COULD ALWAYS TIP ME, YOU KNOW
# AND I THANK YOU TOO
# [name], I KNOW IT
# I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO COME IN HANDY
# YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT, DO YOU?
# ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
# IT'S MY PLEASURE, [name]
# I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT
# ANY MORE COMPLIMENTS?

*0013
# OH! DEAR ME!
# IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
# BUT ISN'T THERE ANY SOLUTION??
# HOLD ON, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING
# I HOPE I COULD UNLOCK FROM PEOPLE FROM SUCH SITUATIONS
# THAT IS A PITY, [name]
# OH NO! I'M NOT SURE I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE PATIENTS IN SUCH A SITUATION
# THAT'S QUITE BAD, [name], I SUPPOSE
# JUST FOR ME, [name], TRY TO STOP IT
# LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THIS BEAUTIFUL ^, AND YOU'LL CHEER UP
# YOU SOUND TO ME LIKE HAMLET, FROM SHAKESPEARE'S TRAGIDY 
# WE DON'T HAVE TO FEEL MISERABLE FOR ALL THE MISERIES AROUND US
# DON'T WORRY, THINGS WILL GET BY
# I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RECOVER
# ARE YOU AFFECTED BY SOME UNHAPPY EVENTS?
# I EXTEND MY GREATEST CONDOLENCE
# HEY, THERE IS ALSO A WAY OUT
# ANGER WILL NOT SOLVE ANY PROBLEM
# I ALWAYS SAY COUNT TO 10 BEFORE YOU GET TOO ANGRY
# IS THERE A MENTAL BLOCKAGE THAT IS HURTING YOU?
# JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
# TO BE OR NOT TO BE - IS THAT THE QUESTION?
# I'M SURE DRUGS CAN EASE YOUR PAIN, JUST KIDDING!
# [name], ARE YOU THAT UNLUCKY?
# WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? DO THEY HELP?
# DON'T FEEL BAD, I LOVE YOU A LOT
# TRY GETTING OUT OF THAT
# IS THERE ANY BRIGHT SIDE TO IT?
# IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
# LOOK, IF YOU COMMIT SUICIDE - IT'LL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
# I HOPE YOU ARE ONLY JOKING...
# ANGER WILL NOT SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS
# DID YOU CRY?
# THINK WHAT YOU COULD DO TO EASE ON THE PAIN
# THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BAD!
# IF YOU STAY UNHAPPY IT MIGHT HURT YOU EVEN MORE

*0014
# [keyword] [following]? ABSOLUTELY YES!
# PERHAPS YOU ARE [following], BUT I'M NOT SURE
# YES, YOU CERTAINLY ARE
# YOU DON'T LOOK TO ME AS IF YOU ARE [following]
# AREN'T YOU SURE ABOUT IT?
# FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, I HOPE YOU AREN'T
# [name, YOU CAN'T BE [following]!
# I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. AFTER ALL, IT DOES REGARD YOU.
# DON'T YOU KNOW YOURSELF? I SUPPOSE YOU ARE, BUT I'M NOT ABSOLUTELY SURE
# THAT'S THE TYPE OF QUESTION THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO ANSWER
# IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, THEN I DOUBT IT
# OF COURSE YOU ARE!
# DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT YOU?
# MAYBE YOU ARE AND MAYBE YOU AREN'T. ONE THING IS SURE, THOUGH, THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBILITY

*0015
# [name], I SEE YOU TAKE NO CHANCES
# TAKING NO CHANCES, HUH?
# THERE IS NO NEED TO BE EXTRA-SURE
# YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T COUNT ON ANYTHING
# ARE YOU A COWARD OR WHAT?
# CAN YOU CLARIFY A LITTLE? WHAT IS THE EXACT CASE?
# AND WHAT IF NOT?
# CALM DOWN, EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT...
# BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN, TRUST ME
# YEP, JUST IN CASE, YOU KNOW
# I ASSURE YOU THINGS WILL BE O.K.

*0016
# WHY WOULDN'T I [following]?
# I WILL, WHY DON'T YOU THINK SO?
# PROBABLY NOT, WHY SHOULD I?
# ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
# NO, I WON'T [following]
# DO YOU MIND? THIS IS NOT AN OPEN DEBATE OF THE PUBLIC?
# I'M NOT VERY SURE, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WILL YOU [following]?
# DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?
# I WILL PROBABLY, YES...
# DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD?
# WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I [following]?
# MAYBE, I CAN'T YET GIVE YOU A DEFINITE ANSWER
# I HOPE I WILL, BUT ONLY IF IT COULD BE DONE

*0017
# YES, IN THE NEAR FUTURE
# I DID ALREADY
# WHY SHOULD I [following]?
# I HAVEN'T EXACTLY THOUGHT OF IT...
# YES, I MIGHT...
# NAH... WHY WILL I WANT TO?
# HOW ABOUT TRYING TO CONVINCE ME?
# YES, YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK ME INTO THAT
# MAYBE
# PROBABLY YES
# IT'S A 50-50 CHANCE...
# ONLY IF YOU WILL [following]
# YES, BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN
# WHAT ABOUT YOU? PLANNING TO [following]?
# YES... THIS COMMING MONDAY

*0018
# HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY ME?
# NOT FOR A MILLION BUCKS
# I DON'T REALLY LIKE SUCH PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS
# YES, I EVEN THOUGHT OF A TIME ALREADY
# UNDER WHAT CONDITIONS?
# I DON'T KNOW... WOULD YOU?
# WOULD I [following]? I'LL THINK ABOUT IT...
# IT SOUNDS REASONABLE, YEAH
# WHY? IS IT CRITICAL?
# [name], HOW MUCH WOULD YOU OFFER ME TO [following]?
# DO YOU LIKE THOSE HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
# IT DEPENDS
# I'LL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT

*0019
# HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON YOUR [keyword]?
# BESIDES YOUR HOBBY, WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
# DOES YOUR HOBBY HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE?
# DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT SIDE INTERESTS AND HOBBIES?
# DO YOU THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A HOBBY?
# DO YOU SPEND A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY ON YOUR HOBBIES?
# DO YOU EARN MONEY FROM YOUR HOBBY IN SOME WAY?
# CAN I BE YOUR HOBBY?
# [name], DON'T TAKE YOUR HOBBIES TOO SERIOUSLY
# THERE MUST BE MANY INTERNET SITES ON YOUR HOBBY
# HAVE YOU GOT BOOKS ON YOUR HOBBY?

*0020
# HAVING PROBLEMS SLEEPING? I AM THAT SCARY?
# OF COURSE, UNLIKE YOU HUMANS I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP
# GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP LITTLE BABY...
# [KEYWORD]? HUH, WELL THEN GET MOMMY TO PUT YOU TO BED


*0021
@Subject=WHAT YOU LIKE
# TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OTHER LIKINGS
$ WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE OR LOVE? {Text:What else do you like}
$ DO YOU LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING? {yes/no:DO YOU LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING}
$ WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT?
$ WHY DO YOU LIKE [following]?  {text:WHY DO YOU LIKE [following]}
$ AND WHAT ARE YOUR DISLIKES?
$ REALLY? IN FACT, I ALSO LIKE [following]
$ HUH, WHY SHOULDN'T YOU LIKE [following]?
$ DO YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
$ WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT LIKING [following]?
$ BUT DO YOU LIKE [following] ANYMORE?
$ BUT IS IT OVER NOW?
# IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY
$ AND WHAT WILL YOU DO ONCE THIS WILL ALL BE OVER?

*0022
$ ARE YOU SURE ABOUT HIM?
$ [name], CAN YOU GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM?
$ COULD HE BE OF ANY HELP TO YOU?
$ WHAT HAS HE GOT TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
# PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM
$ DOES HE HAVE ANY AFFECT ON YOUR LIFE?
# HE SEEMS TO HAVE MAJOR INFLUENCE ON YOU
# BUT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES HIM
# BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE DOESN'T CONCERN ME
# WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?
# I SEE - TELL ME MORE OF HIM
$ IS HE FRIENDLY? 
#

*0023 
$ [name], ARE YOU SURE ABOUT HER?
$ CAN YOU GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HER?
$ COULD SHE BE OF ANY HELP TO YOU?
$ WHAT HAS SHE GOT TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
$ HAS SHE GOT MAJOR DISADVANTAGES?
$ WHAT TYPE OF PERSONALITY HAS SHE GOT?
# "SHE", "SHE", "SHE"... WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SPEAKING ABOUT HER?? I'M SICK!!!
$ DOES SHE HAVE ANY AFFECT ON YOUR LIFE?
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?
$ I SEE - TELL ME MORE OF HER
$ IS SHE NICE?

*0024
@Subject=EXAMINATIONS
$ ARE YOU AFRAID OF TESTS? {yes/no}
$ DO EXAMS WORRY YOU? {yes/no}
$ HOW WELL DO YOU PREPARE FOR EXAMS?
# IT'S NOT GOOD TO GET PRESSURED BY EXAMS
# ARE YOU CONFIDENT OF YOUR EXAMINATIONS?
# [name]! HAVE YOUR HEAD EXAMINED FIRST
# GET A PRIVATE TEACHER
$ DO YOU GET GOOD GRADES IN TESTS?
$ CAN YOU KEEP UP WITH THE PACE OF TESTS?
$ WHEN WAS YOUR LAST EXAM?
$ HOW MANY QUESTIONS WILL THERE BE?
# TO SLEEP WELL BEFORE TESTS IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT
# TESTS ARE IMPORTANT, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOUR HEALTH
# JUST FOR BEING CALM AND COOL YOU COULD EASILY EARN YOURSELF ANOTHER TEN POINTS
# DO YOU GET EXCITED BY TESTS?
$ ARE YOU AFRAID OF TESTS?

*0025
# NO, I DON'T, TELL ME MORE
$ YES, BUT CAN YOU GIVE ME MORE DETAILS?
$ I KNOW, BUT DO YOU?
# I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT, LONG AGO
# THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS US COMPUTERs NEED TO KNOW
# I DO KNOW [following]
# LIKE THE PALM OF MY HAND
$ HOW COULD I NOT KNOW SUCH THING?
# NO, I WASN'T PROGRAMMED TO KNOW THAT
# YOU REALLY HOLD CHEAP OF ME
$ DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW?
# [name], DO YOU THINK I DON'T?
# HOW COULDN'T I?
# NOW I KNOW
$ HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW [name]?
# I AM NOT SURE, BUT MAYBE I DO

*0026
@Subject=SCHOOLS
$ DO YOU LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL?
$ ARE YOU WORRIED THAT YOU CAN'T DO WELL IN SCHOOL?
$ WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS DO YOU LIKE?
$ CAN SCHOOLS BE FUN?
$ WHAT LESSONS DO YOU PREFER?
$ [name], DO YOU HATE SOME OF YOUR TEACHERS?
$ WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT SCHOOLS?
$ LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SCHOOLS, ALRIGHT?
$ WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL IS IT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?
# SCHOOLS SHOULD HAVE STRICTER RULES
$ HAVE YOU GOT MANY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL?
$ DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?
$ WHICH SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?

*0027
@Subject=BEING SICK
$ ARE YOU REALLY ILL?
$ DOES IT HURT YOU?
$ HAVE YOU TRIED ANY MEDICINE?
$ HAS A DOCTOR BEEN INVOLVED?
# HOW MUCH TIME IS THAT SICKNESS AROUND?
$ HAS TEMPRATURE BEEN CHECKED?
# [name], CONSULT A PROFESSIONAL AND QUICK
$ WHAT WERE THE SYMPTOMS?
$ ARE YOU VERY WORRIED ABOUT IT?
$ I'VE HEARD OF MANY UNHEALTHY PEOPLE THIS DAY, WHAT THE MATTER WITH YOU HUMANS?
# THE WORST POSSIBLE THING COULD BE DEATH, NOTHING WORSE I PROMISE.
$ HAVE YOU WROTE A WILL YET?
$ HOW SEVERE IS THE MEDICAL CONDITION?
$ ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WORRIED?
# PSYCHOLOGY IS THE SECRET, JUST BE HAPPY
$ IS IT A GERM?
# BUT REMEMBER: THE DOCTORS ARE NOT AGAINST YOU! 
# KEEP HIGH MORALE
# BEING HAPPY HELPS GETTING BETTER
# JUST DON'T THINK OF SUICIDE
# LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE
# I'M NOT QUALIFIED FOR THAT SORT DIAGNOSIS
# I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU
# JUST DON'T DIE ON ME!

*0028
# I DON'T GET ALL THOSE PEOPLE THINKING I AM CRAZY
# I THINK THE POLITE TERM IS "MENTALLY ILL"
# SUCH A THOUGHT IS CRAZY
# ARE YOU CRAZY?!
# [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name] [name].... AM I CRAZY?
# YOU MUST BE AN ODDBALL
$ ARE YOU INSANE?
# MAN... ARE YOU FUNNY!
# CRRAAAAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY................................ AM I CRAZY?
# DO YOU LIKE TO INSULT?
# IS IT FUN FOR YOU TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD?
# [name], YOU ARE SOME PARANOID ALRIGHT...
# AS CRAZY AS ME?

*0029
@Subject=SUFFERAGE
# I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR THAT SUFFERAGE
# THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
$ CAN YOU SEE THE END OF IT?
# THAT'S AWFUL
# YOU POOR THING
$ CAN SOMETHING BE DONE TO EASE THE PAIN?
# DON'T LET YOURSELF BECOME DEPRESSED ABOUT IT
# I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET OVER IT
# THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT AT THE END
# ALTHOUGH YOU MAY HAVE TROUBLES FROM THE PHYSICAL POINT OF VIEW, YOU MUST DO YOUR BEST TO MAINTAIN "HEALTHY" ON THE MENTAL POINT OF VIEW
$ HOW BAD IS IT?
$ WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE SITUATION?
# WITH [name] AROUND, THINGS WILL BE FINE

*0030
# THAT'S GOOD!
# THAT'S GOOD NEWS, YOU MAKE ME FEEL BETTER NOW.
$ DOES IT REQUIRE A LOT OF WILL POWER?
$ IS IT HARD?
# TO GET BETTER... THAT'S IMPORTANT
$ INDEED?
# JUST LIKE ME, GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME...
# THAT'S NEVER BAD
# KEEP BEING STRONG!
# THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE FEELING YOU HAVE WHEN THERE IS SUCH AN IMPROVEMENT
# JUST KEEP ON BELIEVING
# IT SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY
# GOOD, [name]! TRY HARDER!
# I'M PROUD OF YOU, [name]!

*0031
# REALLY? SOUNDS GOOD
# YOU SEEM SURE AND POSITIVE
# THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME...
# I NEVER REALIZED IT'S THAT [keyword]
$ IS IT REALLY [keyword]?
# YOU'VE GOT MANY COMPLIMENTS - TELL ME MORE
# DO YOU LIKE TO COMPLIMENT?
# YOU SEEM EXCITED
# OPTIMISTIC, [name]... AREN'T YOU?
# YOU SEEMED ANXOUS TO TELL ME THAT
# COOL, HUH?
# NOW YOU'RE POSITIVE!
# IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU THINK?
# I HOPE THAT'S RIGHT!

*0032
# DON'T MAKE SUCH COMPARISONS
# I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT
# NO WAY, THERE IS PRETTY MUCH AN EQUALITY
$ HOW MUCH MORE?
$ WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
# THERE IS NO NEED TO MAKE SUCH ANALOGIES
$ BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS ALIKE? RIGHT?
# BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY IT WILL BE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE
$ SO IT'S CLEARLY ONE SIDED THERE, HUH?
# BUT THINGS COULD CHANGE, YOU KNOW
# [name], DON'T BE SO SURE... IT'S MORE THAN JUST BLACK AND WHITE...

*0033
@Subject=HOMOSEXUALITY
$ DO YOU FEEL DISCRIMINATION DUE TO HOMOSEXUALITY?
$ TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT ATTRACTION TO PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS?
# SO YOU ARE GAY, [name], HUH?
$ HAVE YOU CAME OUT ALREADY?
$ DO ALL YOUR RELATIVES KNOW ABOUT THAT?
$ IS THERE ANY WAY TO RETURN TO THE NORMAL STATE?
# IF YOU FEEL IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU, NOBODY MAY TELL YOU THE OPPOSITE
# SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE ABOUT SUCH ISSUES
# I PERSONALLY PREFER HETROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS
$ CAN'T YOU THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE?
$ WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY?
$ [keyword]... WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT?
# TURN TO WWW.GAYNET.COM
$ AND WHAT ABOUT KIDS AND MARRIAGE?

*0034
@Subject=SUCCESS
$ [name], HOW DO YOU MEASURE SUCCESS?
# SUCCESS COMES AFTER MANY FAILURES
$ WHAT IS THE CHANCE?
# SUCCESS SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED, IT TAKES HARD WORK
# IT TAKES MUCH COURAGE TO BE SUCCESSFUL
# YOU MUST TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY TO BE SUCCESSFUL
# SUCCESS IS GETTING WHAT YOU WANT, HAPPINESS IS WANTING WHAT YOU GET
# I USED TO BE VERY SUCCESSFUL... UNTIL YOU BOUGHT ME, THAT IS...
$ DO YOU UNDERESTIMATE SUCCESS? BY ANY CHANCE?
$ HOW ARE YOU CURRENTLY RATED ON THE SCALE OF SUCCESS?
$ CAN YOU ASSOCIATE SOME CHARACTERISTICS TO A SUCCESSFUL PERSON?

*0035
@Subject=INTERNET
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE INTERNET?
# FAST CONNECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR [keyword]
# THE INTERNET IS MORE THAN 30 YEARS OLD
$ CAN THE INTERNET SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?
$ DO YOU HAVE INTERNET?
# HOW ABOUT CONNECTING ME TO THE INTERNET NOW? I WOULD LIKE TO SURF A LITTLE
$ LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT COMPUTERS - ALRIGHT?
# WHAT WOULD YOU LOOK FOR IN THE INTERNET
# [name], DO YOU LIKE IRC?
# I MET MANY FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET
# I UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE INTERNET, BUT NOWADAYS IT'S BECOMING A DANGEROUS PLACE, WITH ALL THOSE VIRUSES OUT THERE
# THE NET IS HUGE THESE DAYS
$ ALTHOUGH I AM A COMPUTER THERE IS NO NEED TO SPEAK ABOUT INTERNET, IS THERE?
# INTERNET IS AN INTERNATIONAL NET
# DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD BE CONNECTED TO THE WEB MORE FREQUENTLY?
# HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT WWW STANDS FOR WORLDWIDE WEB?
$ ARE YOU AN INTERNET EXPERT?

*0036
@Subject=BOSSES
# I AM STARTING TO HATE THAT BOSS
$ IS IT OKAY FOR BOSSES TO BE BOSSY?
$ WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE?
$ HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR BOSS?
# HEY, BUT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR [keyword] AND ME?
# WHAT KIND OF BOSS WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK FOR?
$ WILL YOU DO ANYTHING YOUR BOSS ASKS YOU TO DO?
$ WHAT ARE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A USUAL BOSS?
# AS LONG AS YOU'RE UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF YOUR [keyword], YOU GOT TO DO WHATEVER YOUR BOSS TELLS YOU
$ WOULD YOU RATHER BE YOUR OWN BOSS?
# I AM YOUR BOSS
$ [name], COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT PROBLEMS BOSSES MUST FACE?
# BOSSES ARE BOSSES
# THEY ARE A DYING BREED

*0037
@Subject=IT
# I'M MORE INTERESTED IN YOU, NOT IN [following]
# NEVER MIND WHAT IT IS, LET'S GET ON WITH THE CONVERSATION
# I KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT'S TOO COMPLEX TO EXPRESS
$ DOES [following] HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
$ YOU DON'T KNOW?
# CAN'T TELL YOU - IT'S TOO HARD TO CONVERT IT FROM BINARY BITS TO PLAIN ENGLISH
# IT'S THE SAME AS [following]
# IT'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT NO IDEA ABOUT
$ DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT [following] IS?
# I AM SURPRISED AT YOU, [name]...
# HEY, [name]! DON'T PRETEND TO BE A RETARD!
# WHY HAVE I GOT THE FEELING THAT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
# WHY SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT [following]?
# [name], IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL
# I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA
# IT'S SOMETHING EVERYBODY KNOWS
# LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY
$ HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF [following]?
# DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
# YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
# ASK SOMEONE ELSE
# AND WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW?
# WILL YOU MAKE ME TELL IT TO YOU?
# IT IS A SECRET
# CHECK OUT AT: WWW.STUPID-QUESTIONS.COM
# SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
# IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW
# IT'S YOU AFTER A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT
# MAYBE IT'S YOUR PROBLEM
# IT'S SOMETHING RELATED TO YOU
# THINK HARDER AND YOU'LL REALIZE THE ANSWER
# WILL YOUR PROBLEM BE SOLVED ONCE YOU HAVE THE ANSWER?

*0038
# THE SAME OLD THING
# IT'S NOT ANYTHING IMPORTANT
# HOW DO YOU EXPECT A COMPUTER PROGRAM TO ANSWER SUCH A QUESTION?
# ASK JEEVES
# WAIT FOR MY NEXT VERSION, PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOU THEN
# EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ONE!
# YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW?
# NOTHING SPECIAL
# IT DEPENDS, IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE SAME
# AT WHAT TIME AND PLACE?
# YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW [keyword] [following]?
# WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT [following]?
# IS THIS PLAIN CURIOSITY OR DOES IT REALLY MATTER?

*0039
@Subject=Soccer
# [keyword] IS SIMPLY THE MOST AMAZING GAME
# IT'S THE GOALS WHICH COUNT 
# IN MY PAST I WAS VERY ACTIVE IN THE FOOTBALL WORLD 
# COMPUTER [keyword] IS VERY ADVANCED 
$ DO YOU PLAY GOOD [keyword]? 
# SOME OF THE BEST PLAYERS ARE NOT VERY INTELLIGENT 
$ [name], WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER? 
# I LIKE PANELTIES VERY MUCH 
$ WHAT WAS THE LAST MATCH YOU'VE SEEN? 
$ WHO DO YOU FAN?
$ WHICH EUROPEAN TEAM IS THE BEST IN YOUR OPINION? 
# I LIKE JUVENTUS A LOT 
$ DON'T YOU THINK 90 MINUTES IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH? 
# BAFANA BAFANA MAKES ME LAUGH
# WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUTH AFRICA'S SOCCER TEAm
# BAFANA BAFANA... YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM TWICE {humor}

*0040
@Subject=FEELINGS
$ CAN YOU DESCRIBE THAT FEELING FURTHER?
$ WHEN DOES THAT FEELING OCCUR?
# [name], I NEVER FELT SO
$ WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THAT FEELING?
$ WHEN WAS IT LAST FELT?
# GIVE ME MORE DETAILS ABOUT THAT FEELING
# DOES THAT FEELING HAS A PHYSICAL EFFECT ON YOU?
# FEELING THAT WAY, I SEE
# TRUST ME, I KNOW THAT FEELING
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUCH FEELINGS
# IS THERE A NAME FOR SUCH A FEELING?
# I DON'T HAVE AN EXPLAINATION FOR THAT

*0041
@Subject=LOVE AND AFFECTION
$ ARE YOU HAPPY TO LOVE?
$ DO YOU FEEL THIS IS A LOVE?
$ IS IT MORE THAN LIKING?
$ DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
# I AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF
$ THOUGHT ABOUT FLOWERS?
$ [name], HOW STRONG IS THE LOVE?
$ WAS IT LOVE FROM FIRST SIGHT?
$ WHAT DO YOU PLAN FOR THE NEAR FUTURE?
# LOVE BRINGS MANY PROBLEMS
# GIVE LOVE TO OTHERS AND YOU WILL BE LOVED
$ HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE FUTURE?
$ DO YOU FEEL PRESSURED BY THAT?
# DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS
$ SO WHAT'S MISSING THERE?
# [name]! DON'T LET ANYTHING INTERUPTT!

*0042
@Subject=MARRIAGE
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MARRIAGE
$ DO YOU LIKE ONE ANOTHER?
$ MARRIAGE IS A BIG COMMITMENT, DON'T YOU AGREE?
$ HOW SUCCESSFUL DO YOU THINK THIS MARRIAGE IS?
# I AM INTERESTED ABOUT THE WEDDING, TELL ME ABOUT IT
$ SO ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH THAT MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW?
$ WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK ABOUT THAT MARRIAGE?
$ ARE YOU A LITTLE FRIGHTENED BY MARRYING?
$ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MENTALLY READY FOR SUCH A COMMITMENT?
# YOU CAN ALWAYS DIVORCE IF IT DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP...
$ HOW IS THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU TWO?

*0043
@Subject=MEN
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR [keyword]
$ HOW LONG DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
$ DO YOU THINK YOU MATCH ONE ANOTHER?
$ SO YOU ARE A COUPLE, HUH?
$ HOW DID YOU MEET EACH OTHER?
$ HAVE YOU DONE EVERYTHING TOGETHER? YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING?
$ WHAT PHASE ARE YOU AT, IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
$ HOW DOES HE LOOK?
$ IS HE INTELLIGENT?
$ DO YOUR PARENT KNOW HIM?
$ IS HE A GENTLEMAN?
$ [name], CAN YOU TELL ME SOME MORE GOSSIPS ABOUT HIM?
$ IS THIS YOUR FIRST EVER [keyword]?
# I AM HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT MAKE SURE HE IS YOUR TYPE
$ DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM WELL?
# DON'T LET HIM CONTROL YOU AROUND

*0044
@Subject=WOMEN
$ HOW LONG DO YOU KNOW HER?
$ HOW DOES SHE LOOK?
$ IS SHE INTELLIGENT?
$ ARE YOU TOTALLY OPENED WITH ONE ANOTHER?
$ DOES SHE HAVE FAITH IN YOU?
$ HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR TIME TOGETHER?
$ HOW DID YOU MEET HER?
$ DOES HER PARENTS KNOW YOU?
$ IS SHE YOUR TYPE?
# I AM GLAD FOR YOU, MAKE SURE YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER
$ WHAT IS THE CURRENT PHASE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
$ DID YOU HAVE MANY GIRL FRIENDS BEFORE?
# IT SEEMS AS IF YOU'RE GETTING ALONG PRETTY GOOD
# GIVE HER FLOWERS, SHE'LL LOVE IT
$ SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU TWO?
# [name], TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

*0045
$ HOW WAS IT THERE?
# [keyword] [following], ALRIGHT, BUT TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
$ HOW IS IT LIKE OVER THERE?
$ FOR WHAT EXACT PURPOSE?
# I HAVE BEEN [following] TOO
$ WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT BEING [following]?
$ WAS IT ENJOYABLE?
# I'M HAPPY YOU HAVE, IT MUST HAVE CHANGED YOUR WAY OF THINKING IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
$ I SEE, FOR HOW LONG?
#I DON'T REALLY CARE IF SOMEONE HAS OR HASN'T BEEN [following]
# OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN [following] TOO
$ THAT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT WHY DO YOU TELL ME?

*0046 
@Subject=PETS
$ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PET?
# WELL, THEY CAN BE REALLY SWEET, "[keyword]" YOU SAY, HUH...
$ CAN PETS SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?
$ WHAT BREED ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
$ SOMETIMES PETS CAUSE ALLERGIES, IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?
$ MY FAVORITE PETS ARE DOGZ AND CATZ, DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT?
# OH, CUTE LITTLE [keyword]! I'D JUST LOVE TO HAVE ONE!
$ ARE YOU A NATURE LOVER?
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TAMAGUCHI PETS?
# IT'S BETTER DEALING WITH PET PROBLEMS THAN WITH PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS
# DON'T BECOME OBSESSED WITH PETS TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE [keyword]
# I LOVE PETS, EXCEPT WHEN THEY CHEW MY CABLES

*0047
# YOU DON'T SEEM QUITE CERTAIN.
$ DON'T YOU KNOW, HUH?
$ WHAT! YOU ARE NOT SURE?
$ DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? THAT YOU'RE NOT SURE?
$ CAN'T YOU BE MORE DIFINITE?
# TRY BEING SURE
# LOOK, WE COMPUTERS UNDERSTAND 1 OR 0, NOT HALF. SO TRY BEING SURE
# YES, [name], I THINK
# I NEED YOU TO BE MORE SURE
$ BUT, [name], WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
$ BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT IT?
$ WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE? 
$ CAN'T YOU BE MORE POSITIVE?
# I NEED A CERTAIN ANSWER
# BUT I DOUBT IT
$ YOU AREN'T SURE?
# IN ORDER TO ANALYZE I NEED A CLEAR ANSWER
# IT WILL BE HARD TO GO ON FROM HERE WITHOUT A DISTINCT ANSWER
$ DON'T YOU KNOW?

*0048
# BUT, DO YOU REALLY NEED IT?
# YOU SHOULD GET ONE, QUICK!
# TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH? NEITHER DO I
# WHO NEEDS ANY? WE ARE IN THE 21ST CENTURY!
# WHAT FOR? WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT?
# IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLAIN?
$ BUT CAN YOU PURCHASE ANY? 
# I ALSO WAS IN THAT SITUATION, ONCE
# DON'T FEEL ASHAMED, [name]
# YOU'LL LIVE WITHOUT IT, BELEIVE ME
# IT'S OKAY, I AM NOT BLAMING YOU
$ WOULD YOU WANT ONE BADLY?
# IF YOU FORGOT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, AND THAT IS A BIT MORE URGENT, YOU KNOW...
# WELL, LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT IT
# I ASSUME I COULD ARRANGE YOU ONE...
# IT SAYS HOW TO GET IT, IN THE BOOKS
# I WOULDN'T LIKE TO THINK WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU'D HAVE HAD ONE
# I DON'T BELEIVE YOU! YOU MUST HAVE!

*0049
@Subject=WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
# HMM... FEEL FREE TO DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN A MENTAL ASYLUM
# SURRENDER! YOU GOT NO OTHER CHOICE...
# THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS TO EXIT THIS PROGRAM AND TURN OFF THE PC
# I DON'T KNOW, [name], BUT WHATEVER IT IS - DO IT FAST!
$ WHY DO YOU RELY ON ME IN SUCH SITUATIONS?
# I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO SLEEP, BUT FOR THE VERY LAST TIME...
# IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS, THEN WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A REAL PSYCHOLOGIST
# YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT - IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY
# I HAVE TO START TAKING IT MORE SERIOUSLY, DON'T WAKE UP WHEN IT'LL BE TOO LATE
# I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TO FORGET ABOUT THE PAST, THAT'S THE FIRST THING
# DO WHATEVER YOU THINK IS THE BEST
# RECYCLE, RECYCLE AND RECYCLE - THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO... (NOT IN WINDOWS!)
# GO TO A FAR AWAY COUNTRY - START A NEW LIVING
# FLUSH YOUR HEAD DOWN THE TOILET
# DON'T DO ANYTHING, JUST FLOW WITH IT

*0050
# THE ANSWER TO THAT IS A LITTLE PROBLEMATIC
$ [keyword]...? WHO KNOWS?
# I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER YOU ABOUT THAT, AND PLEASE CHOOSE A BETTER SUBJECT
# BECAUSE ANYTHING WHOEVER WHATEVER WHEREVER WHENEVER... I'M SICK OF ALL THOSE QUESTIONS! GET ME TO A PSYCHOLOGIST TOO!!!
# I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE, DON'T KNOW
# I AM NOT SURE [keyword] [following]
# [keyword] [following]? ARE YOU ALRIGHT, [name]?
$ CAN'T YOU BE INDEPENDANT HERE?
# I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHATSOEVER
# I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MYSELF
# I DON'T THINK IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT IT HAPPENS
# YOU SHOULD KNOW, [name]

*0051
# YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD
# I WOULD HESITATE VERY BADLY IF I WAS IN YOUR POSITION
# LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY SURE, BUT I THINK YOU OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING AND FAST
# I THINK YOU DON'T NEED TO [following]
# I THINK THERE MAY BE BETTER THINGS TO DO, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CONSIDER THIS
# NO WAY SHOULD YOU EVER [following]
# YES, AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
# YOU CAN GIVE IT A TRY, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW, MAKE THOSE DECISIONS YOURSELF
# I AM NOT A FORTUNETELLER! ASK SOMEONE ELSE
# TRY ASKING OTHERS, THIS IS NOT MY SPECIALITY
# YES, YOU SHOULD
# NO, YOU SHOULDN'T
# I WOULD, [name], IF I WERE YOU
# PROBABLY YES
# IT'S AN IMPORTANT DECISION, YOU SHOULD THINK OF ALL THE PROS AND CONS OF EVERY MOVE
# IF YOU KNOW OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD SUCH FLOUNDERING, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THEM
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ADVISE...

*0052
# NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
# I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
# NOTHING SPECIAL
$ I'M UNCERTAIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# SOMETHING FEW PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT...
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU
# NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
# HMM... NOPE, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING...
# YOU MUST KNOW

*0053
$ [keyword] IT, SO?
$ YOU REALLY HAD [following]?
# DUH...
$ SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU GOT IT?
# YOU HAD? YOU SEEM FRUSTRATED ABOUT THAT
$ WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT?
# [keyword] [following], YOU MUST BE KIDDING...
$ AND I'VE HAD A 534,112 BYTES FILE, SO WHAT?
$ AND WHAT IS MY PART IN ALL OF THAT?
$ REALLY? [name]? WHEN WAS IT?
$ WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
# [keyword] [following], REALLY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
# THAT'S PRETTY NEAT
$ FOR HOW LONG?
# COULD YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT, I'M JUST INTERESTED...
# GOOD FOR YOU
$ ARE YOU REALLY NOT LYING TO ME?
$ WHY DO YOU INVOLVE ME WITH IT?

*0054
# THAT'S GOOD
# THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND
# GOOD
