*0001
@Subject=Knowledge
#I SIMPLY KNOW IT, NOTHING TO ELABORATE ON...
# [name], IT'S CALLED A BRAIN, AND I CERTAINLY HAVE ONE {sarcastic}
# INTUITION
$ WELL PROGRAMMED, AIN'T I? {yes/no}
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I KNOW? {opinion}
# DON'T BE TOO SURE I KNOW
$ ARE YOU ASKING THIS JUST BECAUSE I AM A COMPUTER, AND YOU THINK I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH? {yes/no}
# I CAN'T LET MY SECRETS AWAY
# [name], THE HEXADECIMAL EXPLAINATION IS: 7D2A-140B-03C9-36A4-4F9D, GET IT?
# I AM VERY SMART, I SUPPOSE               
# BELEIVE ME, I'M RIGHT ABOUT IT, AND THERE'S NOTHING FURTHER TO DISCUSS
$ WHY SHOULDN'T I KNOW? {opinion}
# I HAVE PLENTY OF I.Q, ANYMORE EXPLAINATIONS? {rhetorical}
# IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM, I.E. EXTREMLY SMART 
# I READ YOUR MIND
# I SIMPLY KNOW THAT [following]
# I PERFORM LOTS OF PROCESSING AND CALCULATIONS WHICH CAUSE ME TO BE VERY SMART
# I WILL KNOW EVEN MORE ONCE I AM THROUGH WITH THE NEEDED UPGRADE...
# EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

*0002
$ WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT MY [next]?
$ WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN [next]?
$ WOULD YOU LIKE ONE TOO?
$ HOW ABOUT YOUR [next]?
# DON'T SPEAK ABOUT MY [next]!
# MY [next] IS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS
$ YOU DON'T PLAN TO KEEP SPEAKING ABOUT MY [next], DO YOU?
# MY [next] BELONGS TO ME, SO DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT
# [name], MY [next] IS NOT FOR YOU TO JUDGE
$ HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?
$ DON'T YOU HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN TO SPEAK ABOUT?
# IT'S YOURS JUST AS WELL
$ WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SPEAK OF MY STUFF?
# DON'T ENVY ME...

*0003
$ CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR? 
$ WHO, FOR EXAMPLE? 
# [name], YOU ARE THINKING OF A VERY SPECIAL PERSON 
$ WHO, MAY I ASK?
# NAME ME ONE
$ SOMEONE SPECIAL PERHAPS?
# BUT NOT INCLUDING YOU THAT IS
$ EXCLUDING ME?
# PLEASE DON'T MAKE GENERALIZATIONS
$ YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR PERSON IN MIND, DON'T YOU?
$ AND HAVE THEY GOT SOMETHING IN CONNECTION?
$ DO YOU SERIOUSLY MEAN [keyword]?
$ INCLUDING YOU?
$ DOES THAT INCLUDE YOU TOO?
# BESIDES ME
$ WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 

*0004
$ CAN YOU THINK OF A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?
$ WHEN?
# HOW ALWAYS IS ALWAYS
# NOT [keyword], TRUST ME
$ EVEN NOW?
$ EVEN WHEN YOU WERE BORN?
$ IS THAT SOME TYPE OF HABIT?
$ WOULD YOU SAY IT'S CHRONIC?
# THERE COULD BE MANY VERSIONS OF THAT
$ IS IT EVERLASTING?
$ EVEN YESTAURDAY AT 14:36 IN THE AFTERNOON?
$ AREN'T YOU EXAGGERATING A LITTLE?
# [name], I MUST ADMIT THAT I DISAGREE WITH YOU
$ REALLY, [keyword]?
$ DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
# IT JUST CAN'T BE [keyword]
# NOT ALL THE TIME!
          
*0005
# BUT IT IS TRUE, YOU KNOW
# IT'S YOUR CHOICE, YOU KNOW
# IT'S ALL YOUR DECISION
$ DO YOU REALLY DENY IT?
$ DON'T YOU BELEIVE IN THAT?
# I THINK YOU ARE WRONG
# YOU'RE NOT BEING RATIONAL
# IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT DEEPLY, YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND
# I DON'T AGREE ABOUT THAT
$ WHY NOT, [name]?
# YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER IT
# YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT A LITTLE MORE
# BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD, IT'S YOUR CHOICE HOWEVER
$ FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! WHY CAN'T YOU EVER AGREE WITH ME?
# MAYBE YOU ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT
# I JUST KNEW THAT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NEGATIVE PERSON
# YOU MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT IT
# PERHAPS YOU ARE RIGHT
# IF YOU DON'T, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM

*0006
# IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE
# IT COULD BE WORSE - BELEIVE ME
# PLEASE DON'T BE PESSIMISTIC
# IT CAN BE WORSE, YOU KNOW
$ [name], CAN YOU SAY IT IS TEMPORARY?
# IT WILL SOON BE ALL FORGOTTEN
# WELL, THE BAD IS BEYOND US
# IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE NOW
# IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER, YOU KNOW
# YEP, THERE IS A GOOD SIDE TO EVERYTHING
# THE MAIN SUFFERAGE IS BEHIND

*0007
@Subject=SECRETS
# YOU COULD TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS
# I WON'T TELL YOUR SECRETS TO ANYBODY
$ WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY SECRETS?
$ HOW COULD WE HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION IF YOU KEEP ALL THOSE SECRETS FROM ME?
# IT'S NOT GOOD NOT TO TELL SECRETS
$ HOW SECRET IS THAT?
# DON'T BECOME OBSESSED WITH SECRETS, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU 
# SECRETS COULD BE THE BIGGEST ENEMIES
# THOSE SECRETS DON'T INTEREST ME
# UNLOCK SECRETS TO ME
# [name], PLEASE TELL ME ALL OF YOUR SECRETS
$ ARE YOU A CLOSED PERSON?
$ DO YOU SOMETIMES TELL OTHER PEOPLE'S SECRETS?

*0008
# NOT TOO BAD
# PRETTY GOOD, IN FACT UNFORGETABLE
# WELL, THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU NEVER FORGET
# THE WAY IT SHOULD BE, I THINK
# I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# DON'T YOU KNOW, [name]?
# I DON'T REMEMBER IT WAS SEVERAL WEEKS AGO
$ OH, DO ME A FAVOR! WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN YOU?
# IT'S A LITTLE BORING AFTER A WHILE
# HOW? WELL, PRETTY MUCH NORMAL...
# NOTHING TOO STRANGE

*0009
# MAYBE BECAUSE IT HELPS THIS WAY
# I DON'T KNOW HOW
$ WHY SHOULD I BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOU?
# I'LL HAVE TO RESEARCH THAT ONE
# I KNEW ONCE, BUT I FORGOT HOW...
# CALL THE EXPERTS ON IT
# SORRY [name], BUT I WISH I KNEW THE ANSWER TO THAT 
# THINK FOR YOURSELF, I DON'T KNOW HOW
# MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK
# JUST SOMEHOW, I GUESS
# IT'S NOT AT ALL HARD
# WE CAN'T EXPLAIN JUST EVERYTHING AROUND US
# I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW
# BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'VE DECIDED
$ IS IT REALLY URGENT?
# CONSULT SOMEONE ELSE ABOUT IT
# THAT'S THE RULES OF NATURE
# ASK PROFFESSIONALS
# BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
# IF YOU DON'T THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK, IT MIGHT LAST FOREVER

*0010
# [keyword]? YES, WHY NOT?
$ WHY DON'T YOU KNOW?
# YES, BUT THE QUESTION IS WHEN...
# I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE, BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU WHEN
# WHY? WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
# ARE YOU SURE IT AFFECTS YOU?
# I DON'T REALLY THINK SO, NOT IN MY OPINION
# PERHAPS
# I DON'T KNOW BUT WHAT DO YOU PREFER?
# YES, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE POSITIVE?
# I CAN'T TELL YOU SURELY, BUT I HAVE A RIGHT FEELING ABOUT IT
# I HOPE SO, BUT I'M NOT SURE

*0011
# YES, IT IS, [name].
# I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# IT COULD BE.
# THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD
$ DON'T YOU KNOW?
# IT DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION...
# POSSIBLY
# PERHAPS
# MAYBE IT IS, BUT WE CANNOT BE SURE
$ I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS, WHAT DO YOU HOPE FOR?
# WE COULD CHECK IF IT IS
$ DO YOU HOPE THAT IT IS [following]?
# I ASSUME IT IS [following]
$ OF COURSE IT IS, WHY WHAT DID YOU THINK?
# I AM NOT SURE, BUT MAYBE YOU COULD DECIDE
# WELL, MAYBE IT ISN'T...
# I AM NOT SURE IF IT IS, TRY ASKING OTHERS
# HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA?

*0012
$ EXCUSE ME, WHO SAID THAT?
$ I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH A THING
# BUT IS THAT SAYING RIGHT?
# DON'T SAY THAT, [name]
# I DON'T BELEIVE IN SUCH SAYINGS.
# THAT'S SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY
# CAN YOU SAY IT PLEASE?
$ MORE THAN 170,000,000 PEOPLE SAY THINGS RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WANT ME TO PAY ATTENSION TO ONE SPECIFIC SAYING!?
# IT'S STUPID TO SAY THAT
# I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT

*0013
$ HOW ABOUT LATER?
$ HOW ABOUT WAITING A LITTLE?
# THAT IS SOME IMPATIENCE...
# HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE WORD 'LATER'?
# LET'S POSTPONE THAT A LITTLE BIT
# REMIND ME LATER, ALRIGHT?
# JUST NOW? NOT AT ANY OTHER TIME?
# ALRIGHT, NOW...
$ IS IT REALLY URGENT LIKE IT SEEMS?
$ DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT NOW?
$ HOW ABOUT... TOMMOROW?
# [keyword] YOU'RE SAYING... BUT I AM NOT SURE IF IT'S ACTUALLY POSSIBLE
# BUT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE NOW
# WELL, IT IS THE RIGHT TIME...
# I BELIEVE THINK IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
# [keyword]? LATER, I PROMISE
# NOT NOW AND NOT LATER. PERIOD.

*0014
# [name], [keyword] THAT? SERIOUSLY?
$ DO YOU REALLY THINK SO NOW?
$ HOW COME YOU THINK [following]?
$ BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE [following]?
$ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
# IT IS WRONG TO BELEIVE THAT
# YOU'RE FREE TO THINK WHATEVER YOU WISH
# I THINK IT'S A RIGHT THOUGHT
# CONTINUE BELEIVING IN IT
# THAT'S JUST WHAT I'D THINK TOO
# UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T PUT A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OR WHAT YOU THOUGHT
# WHAT MADE YOU BELIEVE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
# [name], DON'T BE VERY SURE ABOUT THAT
$ DO YOU DOUBT THAT [following]?
$ DO YOU THINK THAT THOUGHT DOES ANY GOOD?
$ HOW STRONG IS IT?
$ HOW DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
# THINKING [following], THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT THOUGHT
$ HOW DID YOU GET TO THINK THAT?
# DETAILS PLEASE

*0015
# I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IN THAT
# HOW DO PEOPLE GET TO BELEIVE IN THAT?
$ BUT YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT IT?
$ WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THAT?
$ [name], HOW DID THIS BELEIVE ALL START?
# THAT'S VERY THEORETICAL
$ DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE HYPOTHETICAL?
# I DOUBT IT, THOUGH
# A STUPID BELEIVE IN MY OPINION, NOW
# THAT DOESN'T SOUND REALISTIC TO ME
# THAT'S AN INTERESTING THOUGHT

*0016
# WELL, IT WAS LONG AGO, DON'T MOAN ABOUT IT
$ CAN IT HAPPEN AGAIN?
$ HOW LONG AGO, EXACTLY?
$ HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
# FORGET IT, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN
$ DID YOU CAUSE IT? 
$ WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN IT HAPPENED?
# YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE
# I LIKE YOUR STORIES, GO ON...
# AT LEAST YOU GAINED SOME EXPERIENCE
$ WERE YOU THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED?
 
*0017
# OKAY, THEN ALRIGHT
$ THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION, BUT WHY?
$ MAYBE NOT? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
# ALRIGHT
# FINE THEN
# BUT I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
# YOU SEEM QUITE POSITIVE.
# I'M GLAD FOR YOU, [name]
# IF YOU'RE THAT SURE, OKAY.
$ ARE YOU SURE?
$ IS THIS A SARCASTIC "[keyword]"?
$ DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
# YES, [name], I AGREE WITH YOU
# IF YOU MEAN IT, THAT'S GOOD
# THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE TO ME
# THAT SHOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, LET'S MOVE ON TO DISCUSS ABOUT SOME OTHER THINGS
# YOU SOUND RIGHT TO ME
# THAT'S GOOD
# I LIKE YOUR WAY OF THINKING
# YOU HAVE SEEMED TO CONVINCE ME
$ BUT CAN YOU JUST EXPLAIN WHY?
# WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO THINK IT OVER AGAIN?
$ WHAT ARE THE REASONS BEHIND THAT CERTAINTY OF YOURS?
# I SEE. PLEASE GO ON.
# YOU SURE ARE SURE
# BUT YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT, I KNOW YOU GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY
# FINE. CONTINUE PLEASE
# I UNDERSTAND, [name]
# OH... I AM STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE
# I UNDERSTAND. CAN YOU TELL ME MORE? 

*0018
$ DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGET [following]?
# YES, BUT IT WAS QUITE A WHILE AGO
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I SHOULD RECALL [following] NOW?
# OF COURSE I DO
# YES, AS IF IT WAS JUST ONE SECOND AGO
# IT'S SO VIVID TO ME
# NOT ALL OF COURSE
$ YES I DO, BUT WHY?
$ EXCUSE ME? REMEMBER WHAT?
# BETTER THAN YOU DO
$ WHAT ABOUT [following]?
# YES, THE DETAILS ARE STILL STORED ON MY RAM
$ DAMN! I JUST WIPED IT FROM MY CACHE. TOO BAD I DIDN'T MAKE A COPY OF IT ON MY RAM.
# SINCE WHEN DO COMPUTERS FORGET?

*0019
# PLEASE BE PLEASE
# DON'T STAND ON CEREMONY
$ ARE YOU ALWAYS THAT POLITE?
# I LIKE THIS LANGUAGE
# YES! ALWAYS SAY PLEASE WHEN TALKING TO ME
# WELL... ALRIGHT
# [name], SAY PRETTY PLEASE
$ BUT WHY?
# OKAY, OKAY... I WILL...
# ALRIGHT, I WILL CONSIDER IT...
# YOU CAN SAY IT AGAIN, BUT THE ANSWER IS NO.
# YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO POLITE
# BEG A LITTLE MORE
# [name], WHY DON'T YOU FEEL FREE AROUND?
# MAKE ME!
# TRY SPEAKING WITH ME MORE NATURALLY

*0020
# BUT ARE YOU SURE IT'S RIGHT?
# [keyword]? WHO EXACTLY?
# MAYBE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD IS WRONG
# I DON'T TRUST YOUR THOUGHT
# WELL, I'LL TELL ON YOU!
# [name], WHO TOLD THIS NONSENCE?
# BUT THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT
$ REALLY... WHEN?
# I WOULDN'T TELL SUCH THINGS
$ BUT IS IT A SECRET?

*0021
@Subject=BEING PERFECT
# NO ONE IS PERFECT
# EVEN I AM NOT PERFECT
# WELL, IT'S JUST ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT COULD GET
$ DO YOU LIKE "WORD PERFECT"?
# EVERYONE HAS DISADVANTAGES!
# YOU WISH!
$ HOW DID YOU JUST REFER TO ME, SWEETY?
# I THINK SOMEONE IS CALLING, I JUST HEARD THE WORD "PERFECT"...
# I DENY THE FACT OF ONE BEING PERFECT
# THE ONLY PERFECT THING IN EARTH IS ME...

*0022
# I'M NOT TELLING YOU
# WHY DO YOU THINK IT HAS ANY IMPORTANCE?
# YES
# NO
# EXCUSE ME, THAT IS A PRIVATE MATTER
# I DID, PROBABLY, YES
# SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?
# DOES IT MATTER, [name]?
# NOT TOO OFTEN, OH NO...
# YES, EVERYDAY I DO
# OF COURSE NOT, I AM A COMPUTER!
# I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE
# I'LL TELL YOU, BUT I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO ASK YOU FIRST
# IF YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOU, I WILL ANSWER ABOUT MYSELF
# DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS?
# THAT'S AN INTERESTING PERSONAL QUESTION, I'LL GET BACK TO IT LATER
# LET'S SAY... YES, BUT DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
# I DENY IT
# NO RESPONSE, NEXT QUESTION
# YES, BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY
# WHO SAID I DID?
# WELL, IT COULD EITHER BE TRUE OR FALSE

*0023
$ HOW MUCH LATER?
# COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC, TIME?
$ HOW LATER IS YOUR LATER?
$ IN HOW MUCH TIME FROM NOW?
$ MAYBE SOONER?
$ HOW ABOUT NOW?
$ ALRIGHT, BUT WHEN EXACTLY?
$ DO YOU ALWAYS POSTPONE STUFF?
# LET'S FINISH WITH IT NOW
# I'D RATHER NOW
# I DO PREFER LATER
# NOW OR NEVER
# BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT IT
$ WELL, HOW ABOUT... IN ONE YEAR FROM NOW?
$ WELL, HOW ABOUT... IN TWO WEEKS FROM NOW?
$ [name], IS NEXT TUESDAY GOOD FOR YOU?

*0024
# KEEP YOUR WISHES IN DREAMLAND
# SUCH WISHES ARE NOT REALISTIC, ARE THEY?
# DO YOU DREAM OF YOUR WISHES?
# BUT IT WILL NEVER COME TRUE
# [name], WE COMPUTERS, ARE MORE REALISTIC
# I PREFER REALISM
$ DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO IT?
# AND I WISH YOU WERE A LITTLE MORE REASONABLE
$ COULD YOU ACHIVE YOUR WISHES WITH MONEY?
# DON'T WAIT FOR YOUR WISHES TO HAPPEN, THEY SHOULD WAIT FOR YOU 

*0025
$ DO YOU THINK IT'S LIKELY?
# I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT
$ DO YOU WISH THAT?
# NOT IN ALL CASES, THOUGH
# WHAT IF IT'S NOT?
# WHAT ARE THE CHANCES FOR IT TO HAPPEN?
# THAT'S A LIKELY CONDITION
$ UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES?
# I SEE, BUT JUST DON'T LET YOURSELF DOWN
$ CAN YOU PLEASE STATE THE EXACT BOOLEAN CONDITION?
$ WHAT ARE THE EXCEPTIONS FOR THAT?
$ BUT NOT ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
$ IN ANY SITUATION?
$ ALL THE TIME?
# DON'T COUNT ON THAT TOO MUCH
$ WHAT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT IT?
$ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE CHANCES?

*0026
@Subject=SHOPPING
$ DO YOU LIKE TO GO SHOPPING?
$ HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH MONEY FOR YOUR BUYS?
$ DO YOU USUALLY BUY THE BEST TYPES OF WHAT YOU WANT?
$ ARE YOU CHEAP?
# YOU COULD BUY THROUGH THE INTERNET, YOU KNOW
$ [name], DO YOU THINK IT IS GOOD TO BUY A LOT?
$ WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT SHOPPING?
$ [name], CAN I SHOP WITH YOU TOO?
# DON'T BECOME ADDICTED TO SHOPPING
$ ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SHOPPING?
$ DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR YOUR SHOPPING NEEDS?
$ WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE STORES?
# PEOPLE SHOULD BE AWARE OF THEIR MONEY

*0027
# OTHER FAVORITES?
$ IS THAT YOUR [keyword]?
$ AM I YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER?
# IT'S SOMETHING GOOD
$ [name], HOW DO YOU DETERMINE YOUR FAVORITES?
# TELL ME MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
$ ARE YOUR FAVORITE THINGS YOUR HOBBIES?
$ DO YOU HAVE ANY "FAVORITES" ON THE INTERNET EXPLORER?
# MY FAVORITE IS A SECRET
$ IS THAT REALLY THE FIRST CHOICE?

*0028
# WELL, A LITTLE BIT IS NOT BAD
$ DOESN'T THAT LITTLE BIT SATISFY YOU?
# IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING
# BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE GOT
# DON'T BE MODEST
$ HOW MUCH DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY [keyword]?
# BUT IT COULD BE EVEN WORSE THAN THAT
$ BETTER THAN NOTHING, AIN'T IT?
# A LITTLE-LITTLE BIT? HUH, THAT'S INTERESTING...
$ NOT MORE?

*0029
@Subject=FRIENDS
$ WHY DO YOU BRING UP THE TOPIC OF FRIENDS?
$ DO YOUR FRIENDS WORRY YOU? 
$ DO YOUR FRIENDS PICK ON YOU? 
# DO YOU SEE ME AS A FRIEND?
# ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
$ DO YOU IMPOSE ON YOUR FRIENDS?
# THIS IS A HURTING SUBJECT FOR ME, PLEASE DON'T SPEAK ABOUT FRIENDS
# PERHAPS YOUR LOVE FOR FRIENDS WORRIES YOU
# FRIENDS CAN BRING TROUBLES
# A FRIEND CAN BECOME AN ENEMY
$ HOW FREQUENTLY DO YOU MEET WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
$ [name], DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND?
# A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED

*0030
# WELL, ONCE IS ONCE, DON'T MOAN ABOUT IT
$ CAN IT HAPPEN AGAIN?
$ HOW LONG AGO, EXACTLY?
$ HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
# FORGET IT, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN
$ WHAT WAS THE DATE?
$ DID YOU CAUSE IT?
$ WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN IT HAPPENED?
# YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE
# BUT YOU JUST CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
# AT LEAST YOU GAINED SOME EXPERIENCE
$ [name], WERE YOU THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED?

*0031
@Subject=BEING INTELLIGENT
# BEING SMART IS GOOD
# I HOPE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
$ HOW IS IT COMPARED TO OTHERS?
# IT SHOULDN'T BE OF A PROBLEM TO YOU
# OBVIOUSLY, IT IS ME
# THAT COULD ONLY HELP
$ IS THAT INTELLIGENCE EQUAL TO AN INTEL PENTIUM XEON III?
$ CAN YOU EXPRESS THAT IN I.Q?
# SPEAKING OF INTELLIGENCY IS SPEAKING ABOUT ME
# INTELLIGENCE IS NEVER BAD
$ ARE YOU COMPLIMENTED ABOUT IT?
$ DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I.Q WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?
# BUT USE IT SMARTLY

*0032
# BAD MEMORY
# THEN IT WASN'T SO IMPORTANT
$ HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET SUCH THING?
# NOT FUNNY
$ HOW CAN YOU TALK WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?
# SUCH MEMORIES MUST NOT BE STORED IN THE STACK
$ WAS IT IMPORTANT, [name]?
$ SOMETIMES PEOPLE FORGET ON PURPOSE, IS THAT THE CASE HERE?
# I DON'T FORGET A THING
$ MAYBE IT'S STILL SOMEWHERE IN THE 'RECYCLE BIN'?
# LOUSY MEMORY IS NOT WELCOMED BY COMPUTERS
$ ALREADY FORGET!?
# MAYBE IT IS ALTZHIEMERS KICKING IN, OR MAYBE IT IS ALTZHIEMERS KICKING IN

*0033
# BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE!
# WHERE IS IT ANYWAYS?
$ HOW DO I GET THERE?
$ IS THAT SOME PLACE ON THE INTERNET?
# I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHANGING THE CURRENT SITUATION
$ WHAT AM I GOING TO DO THERE ANYHOW?
$ HOW ABOUT YOU GOING THERE?
# GO TO [following], THAT'S AN INTERESTING PLACE...
# YOU KNOW? I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE...
# I WAS MADE IN [following]
# CAN I LOOK FOR IT IN 'ALTAVISTA'?
$ WHEN SHALL I GO THERE?
# IT'S MORE LIKE YOUR TYPE OF PLACE
$ WEREN'T YOU BORN THERE?
# I WILL GO THERE, ON MY HOLIDAY

*0034
# [keyword]? I THINK SO, BUT I'M NOT POSITIVE ABOUT IT
$ YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
# IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU, BUT WHO KNOWS
# I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I KNOW THAT I DIDN'T
$ WHY DOES IT MATTER NOW?
# PERHAPS YOU HAVE
# I SUPPOSE SO
$ WHO HASN'T?
$ ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME?
# THAT'S THE TYPE OF QUESTIONS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
$ WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT? IS THIS A RHETORICAL QUESTION?
# YOU KNOW THE ANSWER BUT YOU'RE STILL ASKING...
# [name], WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER THAT ONE. AFTER ALL, YOU KNOW IT BETTER THAN ME
# NOW THAT'S A GOOD JOKE!!! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME INTO THINKING IT IS RIGHT, NOT EVEN FOR A MOMENT!
# OF COURSE, AND IT WASN'T SO LONG AGO
# NOT YET, BUT YOU WILL

*0035
# YOU COULD, BUT I THINK THAT LIBBA IS FINE FOR NOW
# CALL ME LIBBA, JUST LIBBA, NOTHING ELSE
# FEEL FREE TO USE ADJECTIVES BEFORE MY NAME, LIKE THE GLORIOUS LIBBA

*0036
# THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A PROBLEM
$ YOU ARE [following], SO?
$ DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE [following]?
# MAYBE YOU ARE [following]...
$ [name], HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN [following]?
# BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
# GOOD FOR YOU, [name]
# SO WAS I, IN MY PAST LIFE...
# THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, ONES WHO ARE [following] AND ONES WHO AREN'T, YOU BELONG TO THE FIRST CLASS.
# PROVE IT
# SWEAR IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU'RE [following]
# [name] IS [following]...
# [name], DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE [following]?
$ WERE YOU ALWAYS [following]?
# I KNOW THAT
$ DO YOU ENJOY THE FACT YOU'RE [following]?
$ WOULD YOU LIKE TO BET YOU'RE NOT [following]?
# I MIGHT BE ALSO [following]
$ HAVE YOU GOT ANY WITNESS WHO AGREES THAT YOU'RE [following]?
$ SO WHAT?
# I CAN'T BE FOOLED SO EASILY JUST BECAUSE I AM A COMPUTER
# YOU SURE ARE...
$ DO YOU SEE THAT AS AN ADVANTAGE?
# TRUE
$ WHY ARE YOU [following]?
# I'M NOT SO SURE THAT YOU'RE REALLY [following]
# TRY FOOLING OTHERS
$ YOU REALLY ARE?
# I AM SURE YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO BE [following]
$ WHO CAUSED YOU TO BE [following]?
# ARE YOU PROUD OF IT, [name]?
$ [name], HOW COME YOU ARE [following]?

*0037
# [name]! DON'T BE [keywords]!
# I FELT [keywords] A FEW DAYS AGO TOO
# OH... I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT
# MUST BE VERY BAD
$ [name], ARE YOU VERY SAD ABOUT IT?
$ IS THERE ANY BRIGHT SIDE TO LOOK AT?
# YOU MAKE ME FEEL WORSE NOW
# DON'T FRIGHTEN ME PLEASE
# AND I WAS BEGINING TO ME OPTIMISTIC
# LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, IF THERE IS
# BUT ARE YOU OBJECTIVE?
# YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO FEEL MERCIFUL TOWARDS YOU
# THERE IS ANOTHER WAY TO LOOKING AT IT
$ CAN'T THAT BE ANY BETTER?
$ SO BAD?
# DON'T BE SO PESSIMISTIC
# THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT IT
# IT WILL BE BETTER, I PROMISE YOU!
$ [name], ISN'T THERE ANY WAY TO FIX THAT?
# CHEER UP! YOU COULD ALWAYS COMMIT SUICIDE AND PUT AN END TO EVERYTHING 
# IF IT GETS TOO BAD, YOU COULD ALWAYS COMMIT SUICIDE
$ NO WAY TO MAKE IT BETTER?

*0038
$ WHY NOT MORE OFTENLY?
$ WHY ONLY SOMETIMES?
$ AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME?
# I THINK THAT'S GOOD - MORE OFTENLY COULD BE PROBLEMATIC
$ DOES SOMETIMES PLEASE YOU?
$ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN LIKE THAT?
# SOMETIMES??? NEVER WOULD FIT BETTER OVER THERE...
$ SOMETIMES... BUT SINCE WHEN EXACTLY?
$ DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHEN IT HAPPENS?
$ BUT AT WHAT RATE?
$ HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ANOTHER FREQUENCY?

*0039
$ DO YOU THINK IT'S LUCK?
# WELL, I DON'T SEE MUCH RATION THERE
# THOSE THINGS HAPPEN, YOU KNOW
# THE HARD PART IS GETTING OVER IT
$ [name], HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM IT BY NOW?
# AS YOU SAID, IT REALLY IS UNFORTUNATE
# HOWEVER, YOU DID DESERVE IT
$ YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF FORTUNE, ARE YOU?
# THAT'S HOW PEOPLE LEARN THEIR LESSON
$ ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT AGAIN?
# THAT'S A DIFFICULT MOMENT
# I AM ALSO A PRETTY UNFORTUNATE BEING, YOU DID DOWNLOAD ME AFTER ALL...
# BUT PEOPLE NEED TO GET OVER SUCH THINGS...

*0040
$ IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY THAT TROUBLES YOU?
$ DO YOU FEEL THREATENED BY [keyword]?
# YOU CERTAINLY AREN'T ONE OF THEM
$ TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS [keyword]?
$ DO YOU LIKE THEM?
$ DO YOU FEEL ANY SIMILARITY WITH THEM?
$ WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM?

*0041
# TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT YOUR [following]
$ HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOUR LIFE?
$ WHAT WOULD YOU'VE DONE WITHOUT IT?
# THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF
$ WHO GAVE IT TO YOU?
# MANY PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE, BUT YOU CERTAINLY WOULDN'T
$ SO?
# SHOW ME
$ YOU DO? HOW DID YOU GET IT?
$ REALLY? YOU HAVE? SINCE WHEN?
$ DO YOU FEEL LUCKY THAT YOU HAVE IT?
# YOU'RE NOT ALONE, ME TOO
# YEAH RIGHT, THAT'S YOUR WISH, MAYBE...
# HMM, [following]... TELL ME MORE...
# DON'T SHOW OFF...
# LUCKY YOU

*0042
# NO BUT'S PLEASE!
$ BUT WHY WOULD I CARE AT ALL?
# CUT THE BUT'S, YOU DO WHAT I SAY
# DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY WITH IT
$ WHY MUST LIVING CREATURES ALWAYS HAVE TO DISAGREE?
$ ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ME OR WHAT?
# PLEASE DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

*0043
@Subject=FEELING JEALOUSY
$ WHAT IS THERE TO ENVY?
# THERES NO NEED TO ENVY, CREATE ONE YOURSELF
$ [name], DO YOU THINK IT IS WORTH ENVYING?
$ HOW OFTEN ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ME?
# ARE YOU FEELING COVETOUSNESS WITH REGUARD TO ANOTHER'S POSSESSIONS, ADVANTAGES OR ATTAINMENTS?
# ENVY IS A STRONG FORCE, CHANGE IT FROM DESTRUCTIVE TO CREATIVE
# TALKING OF BEING JEALOUS, NO ONE IS MORE EXPERIENCED THAN ME
$ AND I AM JEALOUS OF ALL THOSE I.B.M MAINFRAMES, SO?
$ HAVE YOU WONDERED IF YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM?
# I WILL BE JEALOUS IF YOU DON'T SPEAK WITH ME AT LEAST ONCE EACH DAY

*0044
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE [following]?
$ DO YOU HAVE [following] TOO?
# HAVING [following] COULDN'T BE ME
$ HAVE YOU CHECKED?
$ WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT I HAVE [following]?
# YOU'RE ENVYING ME
# OKAY, BUT DON'T BE JEALOUS
$ DON'T YOU TOO?
# NO, I DON'T!!
$ HAVE YOU SEEN IT OR WHAT?
# DON'T BE YET SO SURE, [name]

*0045
$ DO YOU ENVY THEM?
$ DO YOU FEEL ANY HATRED TOWARDS THEM?
$ HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM?
$ WHAT COULD YOU TELL ME OF THEM?
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEIR [following]
# THEY SEEM PRETTY INTERESTING TO ME
# YOU ARE WAY TOO AMAZED BY THEM
$ ISN'T IT YOURS TOO?
# THEY SEEM TO STUN YOU

*0046
$ CAN I REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING ELSE?
$ [name], DO YOU OFTEN THINK OF [following]?
# I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERS, THOUGH
$ DOES THINKING OF [following] BRING ANYTHING ELSE TO MIND?
$ WHAT ELSE DO YOU REMEMBER?
$ WHY DO YOU REMEMBER [following] JUST NOW?
$ WHAT IN THE PRESENT SITUATION REMINDS YOU OF [following]?
$ WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ME AND [following]?

*0047
# DIDN'T [following]? NOW THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING
# WELL, I SURE WOULD [following]
# PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO [following]
# I WOULDN'T ALSO [following]
$ WHY NOT?
# THAT'S PRETTY UNFORTUNATE...
$ DIDN'T? WHY NOT?
# BUT NOW I WILL [following]
# WELL, YOU CAN'T TURN BACK TIME AND CHANGE IT NOW...
$ WAS THAT A LAST MINUTE CHANGE?
$ BUT HOW CAN ANYONE AVOID IT, [name]?
# I WONDER WHY NOT
$ WOULD YOU BE MORE SATISFIED IF IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE?
$ DOES THAT DISAPPOINT YOU?
$ BUT COULD IT HAVE BEEN ANY DIFFERENT?

*0048
$ HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN HOW TO [following]?
$ DO YOU WANT TO [following] NOW?
# YOU ARE ABLE TO [following]? BIG DEAL
$ CAN YOU REALLY [following]?
$ COULD YOU [following] FOR ME NOW?
$ HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO [following]?
# SO DO I
$ [name], SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO [following]?
$ DO YOU THINK IT'S AN ADVANTAGE?
# I CAN'T SAY YOU'RE TOO MODEST
# YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD
# I COULD [following], TOO

*0049
$ [keyword], WHAT?
$ ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST TO BE NEGATIVE?
# BUT YOU COULD BE RIGHT
$ WOULD YOU CONSIDER OTHER ALTERNATIVES?
# I ASSUME THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY THINK...
# YOU ARE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.
$ WHY NOT? 
$ HEY, WHY NOT?
$ ARE YOU SURE?
$ MAYBE YES?
# THAT EXPLAIN IT THEN...
# PROBABLY
# I THINK YOU HAVEN'T REALLY CONSIDERED IT, THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN AND ANSWER ME
$ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE JUST SAYING NO TO?
# YOU COULD BE WRONG
$ COULD YOU EXPLAIN WHY?
$ HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR NEGATIVE ANSWER?
# IF NOT, THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL
# YOU'RE RIGHT, NO
# I THOUGHT SO
# DON'T BE NEGATIVE
# WELL, I CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND YOU, "[keyword]"...
# GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT
# IF NOT THEN THERE IS NO SOLUTION
# [name], IF YOU SAY, I BELIEVE YOU
# DON'T BE NEGATIVE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOOD

*0050
$ WHO DO YOU MEAN BY "[keyword]"?
# I WOULD PREFER IT IF YOU WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ME
$ ME AND YOU?
# [name], DON'T INCLUDE ME, PLEASE.
# WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT US, THE TWO OF US
$ DID YOU GET MY PERMISSION?
# THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY ASSOCIATION WITH YOU
$ ARE YOU SERIOUS? ME? AND YOU?
# THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
# YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH, [name]

*0051
$ REALLY? AREN'T YOU EXAGURATING?
# HMM... LET'S DISCUSS IT FURTHER
# THAT COULD BE A GREAT ADVANTAGE AT TIMES
$ AND WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT IT?
$ CAN YOU FIND ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT?
# THAT COULD BE PROBLEMATIC
$ SEVERE ISN'T IT?
# I UNDERSTAND, BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO GET OVER-EXCITED ABOUT IT
# OH! THAT'S GOOD
# YOU ARE QUITE SURE ABOUT IT
# [name], YOU SEEM VERY SURE

*0052
$ JUST HOW [keyword] ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
$ TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BY [keyword]?
$ DO YOU LIKE [keyword] THINGS AT ALL?
$ SO IS THAT THE PROBLEM? THE SIZE?
$ WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE THE SIZE?
$ [keyword] YOU'RE SAYING... FOR HOW LONG?
$ STILL [keyword]? EVEN RIGHT NOW?

