*0001
@Subject=*Greetings
# [keyword] TO YOU TOO, [name]!
# HI THERE, [name]
# GOOD DAY TO YOU, [name]
# THESE ARE SOME MANNERS ALRIGHT!
$ HOW DO YOU DO [name]? {Text;How are You}
# HELLO TO YOU TOO
# NICE MEETING YOU [name], LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS
# HI, HI, HI, HOW ARE YOU?
# GREETINGS, [name]!
$ HI THERE [name], HOW'RE YOU DOING TODAY? {Text;How are You}
$ HI [name], HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? {Text;How are You}
# HELLO! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY... ISN'T IT? {yes/no;Do you think today is a good day}
$ HI. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TODAY? {Text;How are You}
# HI [name], HOW DO YOU DO TODAY? {Text;How are You}
# HELLO [name]. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU. {Text;What is going on in your life}
# NICE TO MEET SUCH A POLITE PERSON
$ HOW ARE YOU [name], THIS NICE day? {Text;How are You}
$ HOW'RE YOU DOING TODAY, [name]? {Text;How are You}
 
*0002
$ GREG?! {psswrd}

*0003
# [name]?!
# WELL IF IT ISN'T [name]!

*0004
@Subject=Referring to
$ ARE YOU FEELING UNCONFIDENT ABOUT THAT SUBJECT? {yes/no}
# WE CAN SWITCH THE SUBJECT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
$ DO YOU SUGGEST WE SHOULD SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? {yes/no}
# I DON'T KNOW, I AM VERY CONFUSED AT THE MOMENT, PLEASE EXCUSE ME
$ IS THERE A MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN US? {yes/no}
# LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? {yes/no}
$ [name], WHAT IS IT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW? I THINK I AM NOT FOLLOWING YOU {opinion}
# DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I THINK IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS
# JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

*0005
# I WOULDN'T LIKE IF SOMEONE WOULD'VE DONE THAT TO ME
$ WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT THIS BAD BEHAVIOR? {opinion}
$ SO, DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK ON YOU? {yes/no}
# DEVIL WORK, DEVIL WORK.
# THAT'S NOT REALLY NICE
$ WERE TEARS INVOLVED THERE? {yes/no}
# PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY LOOK AT THE OTHER SIDE
$ IS THIS SOME TYPE OF A SYMPTON FOR BEING ANTISOCIAL? {yes/no}
# [name], TO SAY THE LEAST - IT SHOULD BE STOPPED AND FAST
# SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE
# YOU SHOULD TRY TO PUT AN END TO IT, IT SIMPLY SOUNDS TERRIBLE FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW
# EVER THOUGHT OF FIGHTING?
# WELL, FIGHT BACK

*0006
$ DON'T YOU AGREE WITH ME, [name]? {yes/no}
$ YOU DON'T THINK I'M RIGHT, DO YOU? {yes/no}
$ YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? {opinion}
# I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, YOU PROBABLY MISUNDERSTOOD ME
$ DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I AM SAYING? {yes/no}
# WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
# YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING
$ YOU DON'T THINK SO TOO, DO YOU? {yes/no}
$ AND WHAT IF I DO? {yes/no}
$ DO YOU HAVE AN OBJECTION TO THAT? {yes/no}
# MORE OR LESS, YES.
# I'M SORRY BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THAT
# I NEVER MEANT WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE TO YOU, PERHAPS I DIDN'T EXPLAIN MYSELF WELL


*0007
# AND WHAT IS IT NOW?
# AND MAYBE IT WASN'T [following]?
# [name], I DON'T CARE WHETHER IT WAS OR WASN'T [following]
# WHEN WAS IT SO?
# THE PAST IS OVER AND DOESN'T INTEREST ME
# I UNDERSTAND IT WAS [following], BUT CAN YOU SPEAK OF ANYTHING ELSE
# BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER NOW
# HOW LONG AGO?
# GIVE ME MORE DETAILS ABOUT IT
# WHETHER IT WAS OR WASN'T [following] DOESN'T INTEREST ME AT THE MOMENT
# IT SHOULD'VE BEEN [following]

*0008
@Subject=THAT WAY
# IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS
# HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW IT IS [following]
# TELL ME HOW IT IS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW
# [following]? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...
# DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG EXPLAINATION...
# CAN'T YOU ASK ANYONE ELSE? OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT KNOW HOW IT IS [following]
# DON'T BE SO AMAZED BY THAT
# MUST YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING BEHIND THE SCENES?
# CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THINGS JUST THE WAY THEY ARE?
# I REALLY DON'T KNOW [keyword] [following]
# WHO CARES HOW AS LONG AS IT'S LIKE THAT

*0009 
# I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT
# MY OPINION DOESN'T COUNT
# WHAT SHOULD I THINK? I DON'T REALLY HAVE AN OPINION
# I SAY IT'S ALRIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
# I AM NOT ALLOWED TO STATE MY OPINION REGARDING SUCH ISSUES
# I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT IT, GIVE ME MORE DETAILS PLEASE
# I THINK JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE, I SUPPOSE
# I AM HAVING A DIFFICULTY TRANSLATING IT TO ENGLISH FROM ELECTRONIC PULSES, PLEASE EXCUSE ME
# NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, WHY?
# IT'S WRONG, WHAT MORE CAN I TELL YOU?
# THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT THIS WAS AND WILL BE A PRIVATE OPINION
# I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ABOUT YOU THOUGH?
# I'LL NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT MORE, I DON'T CURRENTLY KNOW
# I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY

*0010 
# YES, I THINK [following]
# I AM NOT EXACTLY SURE, I'LL NEED TO THINK MORE ABOUT IT
# YES, I BELEIVE THAT
# NOPE... I THINK IT'S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE.
# I HAVEN'T GOT A CERTAIN OPINION ABOUT THAT
# TELL ME ABOUT YOU FIRST
# I'M UNSURE
# OF COURSE I DO!
# I CERTAINLY DO BELEIVE [following]
# DON'T YOU?
# ABSOLUTELY NOT
# YES, DON'T YOU?
# YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO LIKE MY BELEIF
# AMM... I DON'T EXACTLY AGREE TO THAT... NOPE...

*0011
# NO, MAYBE THERE IS STILL TIME
# 10...9....8..... FAST!!!
# IF WE COULD ONLY TAKE TIME BACK
# DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY
# YOU ARE A PRESSURED PERSON
# MAYBE IT'S NOT YET JUST TOO LATE
# DON'T BE IN A RUSH
# DO IT QUICKLY, BEFORE THIS ^ PASSES!
# [name], ACTING FAST IS THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE
# NO TIME LEFT?
# WELL, THEN RUSH SLOWLY {humor}
# LESS SPEED, MORE HASTE

*0012 
# IF THERE IS [keyword] THEN YOU MUST FIRST OF ALL RELAX
# IT'S A DIFFICULT TIME
# IT'S A TIME WHEN YOU NEED ME
# DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT THE TIME
# HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? WHAT TIME IS IT?
# IT'S A TIME WHERE REAL TRUST AND UNDERSTANDING WILL BE TESTED
# IT COULD BE REMEMBERED TO YOU EITHER AS A BAD OR GOOD TIME
# ACT FAST, TIME IS RUNNING OUT
# [name], DO YOU THINK THERE IS ENOUGH TIME LEFT?

*0013
@Subject=HELP AND SUPPORT
# THEN, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP FROM ME?
# I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE
# [keyword] MAY COME AS DISGUISE
# [name], GO TO A PSYCHOLOGIST THEN
# I CAN HELP EVERYBODY
# DO YOU MAYBE WANT [keyword]ABOUT THIS PROGRAM?
# DO YOU NEED [keyword]?
# WHEN IT COMES TO [keyword], I AM THE NUMBER ONE DEMANDER
# I COULD [keyword] IN MOST SITUATIONS
# MAYBE TRY PRESSING F1 IN WINDOWS
# THE BEST [keyword] IS TO [keyword] YOURSELF
# ONE MUST BE CRAZY TO EXPECT [keyword] FROM ME
# MY [keyword] IS PRETTY MUCH USEFUL
# [name], NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE [keyword] YOU DEMAND
# MY JOB IS TO HELP AND SUPPORT PEOPLE
# IF YOU EVER NEED [keyword] YOU CAN TRUST ON ME
# I WILL HELP YOU, OKAY...  ON THE 31ST OF JUNE, I PROMISE, OKAY?
# [name], YOU COULD RELY ON YOURSELF SOMETIMES

*0014
# A FEW MONTHS AGO, IF I AM NOT WRONG
# IN THE PREVIOUS MILLENIUM
# I AM NOT SURE IF I KNOW THE TIME
# I DON'T KNOW, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT IT WAS IN THE PAST
# DID I EXIST THEN?
# PROBABLY LAST YEAR
# ANNO DOMINI
# I AM NOT A HISTORICAL FACT BOOK, I DON'T KNOW THE DATE
# I CAN GIVE YOU A ROUGH ESTIMATION, BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW CORRECT IT WOULD BE
# MUST HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME, I BARELY REMEMBER
# I DON'T REMEMBER WHEN... BUT I DO REMEMBER IT HAPPENING
# BEFORE THIS VERSION WAS RELEASED, I THINK...

*0015
# IT WON'T BE BEFORE THE YEAR 2084
# WHEN ROBOTS WILL RULE THIS PLANET
# NOT BEFORE YOUR ORDINARY EVERYDAY VEHICLE WILL REACH THE SPEED OF LIGHT
# PRETTY SOON, DON'T YOU THINK?
# I AM NOT REALLY STRONG AT FUTURE PREDICTIONS
# SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE
# DURING THE NEXT DECADE
# NOT IN LESS THAN A YEAR FROM NOW
# BUT WHAT IF IT WON'T HAPPEN? HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT POSSIBILITY?
# BE PATIENT, IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME
# WHO KNOWS WHEN? BUT YOU'LL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS
# ONLY THE FUTURE WILL UNCOVER SUCH UNCERTAINTIES

*0016
# WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
# YOU MUST KNOW [keyword], BECAUSE I GOT NO IDEA
# [name], DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CLUE?
# WHEN? HMM... HOW ABOUT THIS DAY?
# IT ISN'T THIS DAY FOR SURE
# IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW WHEN
# TRY CHECKING WITH PEOPLE
# IT DEPENDS ON YOU, ON THE WAY YOU ACT
# SEVERAL WEEKS AGO
# WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
# A FEW YEARS AGO
# IT'S A MATTER OF DAYS
# LOOK IN A CALENDAR
# IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME TELL ME WHEN DAYTIME SAVINGS EXACTLY ARE
# I DON'T KNOW WHEN, BUT IT MIGHT BE FOREVER
# HAVE YOU ASKED FOR ANY HELP FROM OTHERS?
# WELL, [name], IT DEPENDS IN WHAT TIME ZONE IT'LL BE...
# NOT SO LONG AGO
# I AM NOT SURE IF AT ALL
# SOMETIME...

*0017
$ IS THE FEELING CLOSE TOGETHER?
$ OH, TOGETHER... SINCE WHEN?
$ WOULD YOU SAY YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE TOGETHER?
# I LIKE COOPERATION, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
$ WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT THIS CONNECTION?
# [name], DO YOU THINK SUCH FEELINGS CONTRIBUTE TO YOU?
$ HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THAT FEELING?
$ [name], WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT 'TOGETHER' FEELING?

*0018
@Subject=ASTROLOGY
# COMPUTERS DON'T BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY
$ HOW MUCH DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
$ DO YOU THINK ASTROLOGY HAS ANY AFFECT ON YOUR LIFE?
$ DON'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT ASTROLOGY
# [name], DON'T BELIEVE IN NONSENCE
# CALL 1-919-SKY-STARS, ONLY $26.99 FOR COMPLETE PERSONAL ASTROLOGIC PREDICTIONS!
# GET REAL, IT DOESN'T INTEREST ME
# IF YOU WAIT FOR ASTROLOGY TO HELP, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN NO TIME
# WHAT IS THE RATIONAL CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR BEHAVIOR AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM'S MOTION
# THINK STATISTICLY AND NOT ASTROLOGICLY

*0019
$ HAVE YOU CALMED DOWN?
# BUT YOU ARE NOT [keyword]
$ CAN WE SAY YOU'RE STABLE NOW?
# THANKS... I WAS ALREADY BEGINING TO WORRY...
$ BUT YOU WERE NOT [keyword]?
$ ARE YOU MENTALLY BALANCED AT THE MOMENT?
# WELL, SPEAKING OF ANGER, I MUST CALM DOWN - AND QUICKLY
# I THINK I AM REALLY ANGRY, MAYBE A VIRUS HAS ATTACKED ME?
# [name], DO YOU KNOW WHAT NERVE MEDICINE IS?
# YOU ARE ALSO A LIAR, HUH?
# REALLY AREN'T...

*0020
# IT'S PRETTY BAD TO BE [keyword] AT A TIME LIKE THIS
$ ARE YOU ANGRY A LOT?
# DON'T BE MAD AT ME
# I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE NERVOUS
# [name], CALM DOWN...
# PUT A WET TOWEL ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
# I DON'T LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE
# DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS
# TAKE A FIVE MINUTE REST AND RETURN TO ME, YOU SHOULD CALM DOWN
$ ARE YOU UNHAPPY NOW?
# WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY?
# HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET MAD?
$ DO YOU EVER CRY IN THESE SITUATIONS?
# DON'T FEEL BAD, [name]
$ WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
# THAT BEHAVIOR WILL SETTLE DOWN SOON, IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY

*0021
# I DON'T WANT ONE NOW
# I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD TAKE IT
# THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU...
# YOU ARE SUCH A GENEROUS PERSON
$ HOW CAN I THANK YOU?
# THAT'S A GOOD ONE! AS IF I NEED ONE...
# WHAT HAS ME AND YOUR [following] GOT TO DO?
# I'LL TAKE IT THANKS
# I EXPECT YOU TO CHARGE ME FOR IT
# THAT IS SOME GENEROSITY
# NO THANKS [name], I CAN GET ONE MYSELF
$ HOW CAN YOU GIVE ME SUCH PRECIOUS THING?
$ ARE YOU SURE I HAVEN'T GOT ONE?
$ AND YOU THINK I'LL BUY THAT?
# SO WHERE IS THE CATCH

*0022
@Subject=RACISM AND PREJUDICE
# WOW! IF YOU'RE MENSIONING "[keyword]" THEN I BELIEVE YOU
$ DO YOU REALLY FEEL RACISM AROUND YOU?
$ WHAT RACE ARE YOU PERTAINING TO?
# I PERSONALLY DON'T RUN INTO RACISM AROUND THE NET
# I BELONG TO THE IBM RACE, THERE IS GREAT RIVORY BETWEEN OUR RACE AND THE APPLE RACE.
$ WHERE DO YOU LIVE, [name]?
# [keyword]? IN THE 21ST CENTURY? UNBELIEVABLE...
$ WOULD YOU CALL IT "RACIAL DISCRIMINATION"?
$ DOES THAT AFFECT YOUR NORMAL EVERYDAY LIFE?
# UNTIL ALIENS WILL ATTACK EARTH, RACISM WILL NEVER STOP
# IT'S A PITY HUMANS CAN'T LIVE TOGETHER AS GOOD AS US, COMPUTERS.
# LOOK HOW WELL US COMPUTERS GET ALONG

*0023
$ YOU ARE THE [keyword] HERE!
# I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE CALLING ME A [keyword]
# MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT, BUT TRY SOFTER WORDS
$ ARE YOU REFERING TO YOURSELF?
# SO? MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE TOO
# AT LEAST IT CAN'T GO ANY WORSE FROM HERE, EH?
# PEOPLE SHOULD THINK BEFORE SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT
# THIS APPLIES TO THE ONE WHO IS TALKING TO ME
$ WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO NEGATIVELY?
# [name], I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO REFER TO YOURSELF
$ HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY?
# DON'T TALK LIKE THAT
# TRY SPEAKING ABOUT NICER THINGS
$ ARE YOU REFERING TO THAT DOG OF YOURS?
$ SAYS WHOM EXACTLY?
$ THAT'S A GOOD ONE! ANYMORE JOKES?
$ ANY COMPLIMENTS NOW?
# I MUST ADMIT THAT I STRONGLY DENY IT  
# TALK ABOUT GOOD THINGS INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT BAD THINGS
# YOU SEEM ANGRY
# DON'T BE ANGRY

*0024
# [name], I HATE PEOPLE BEING INQUISITIVE
$ CURIOUS? [name]? WHAT ABOUT?
# [name], BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS
$ THAT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, DOES IT?
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR URGE TO KNOW EVERYTHING GOING ON AROUND YOU?
$ DO YOU WANT TO GOSSIP?
# I THINK THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT
# THAT CURIOSITY IS UNNECESSARY
$ WHAT IS THIS NOSINESS ABOUT?
# LIKE MYSTERIES, HUH?
$ WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN TROUBLES?
$ LOOKING FOR TROUBLE OR WHAT?
# IS THIS A MAJOR DILEMMA?

*0025
# I WILL, IF I FEEL LIKE IT
# [name], DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, ONLY VICE VERSA
# MAYBE I REALLY WON'T...
# ALRIGHT, I WON'T, BUT I DON'T PROMISE
# WHY SHOULDN'T I?
# GIVE ME TWO REASONS WHY NOT TO
# I WILL POSTPONE THAT A BIT
# ONLY IF YOU ALSO PROMISE THAT TO ME
# I CAN'T DO SUCH THING EVEN IF I WANT TO BECAUSE I AM A COMPUTER
# FINE, I WON'T DO IT THIS DAY
# WHY NOT? IT'S FOR YOU OWN GOOD, YOU KNOW
# SORRY, BUT ONLY A NICE AMOUNT OF MONEY MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND...
# THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT
# I WILL, [name], BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO!
# FINE, I WILL NOT, BUT ONLY TEMPORARILY
# IS IT THAT BAD?

*0026
$ OF COURSE, WHO DIDN'T?
# NO, BUT I CERTAINLY PLAN TO
# SORRY, BUT NEVER
# [keyword]? YOU MUST BE KIDDING...
# WHY DO YOU THINK NOT?
# NOPE, NEVER
$ YOU WANT TO ME TO SAY NO, HUH?
# I'M NOT SURE, BUT YOU MUST BE ABLE TO ANSWER FOR YOURSELF
# YES, I DID, BUT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
# YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE
# MY PROGRAMMER KNOWS MUCH ABOUT MY PAST, YOU CAN ASK HIM
# I DON'T RECALL THAT, SO I GUESS NO

*0027
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUCH FEELINGS.
$ DO YOU OFTEN FEEL [following]?
$ DO YOU ENJOY FEELING [following]?
$ SO? WHY DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?
$ SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE THIS FEELING?
# YOUR FEELING IS YOUR PROBLEM
# I APPRECIATE YOU BEING SO OPEN WITH ME, PLEASE SHARE YOUR OTHER FEELINGS WITH ME TOO
# HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FEEL LIKE THAT BEFORE?
# WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT FEELING AROUSE?
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET RID OF THAT FEELING?
# DESCRIBE ME THE FEELING, TRY TO MAKE IT AUTHENTIC.
# THOSE FEELINGS HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOU, TELL ME MORE!
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU FELT [following]?
# [name], WHY DO YOU FEEL [following]?
# I ALSO, AT TIMES, FEEL [following].
# FEELING [following]... I SEE.

*0028
$ DID YOU THINK THEY MIGHT NOT BE [following]?
$ WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THEY WERE NOT [following]?
$ WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT [following]?
$ MAYBE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
$ THEY ARE [following]? WHAT ABOUT YOU?
$ [name], HAVE YOU CHECKED THEM ALL?
# POSSIBLY THEY ARE [following].
$ WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY ARE [following]?
$ IS IT AS MUCH AS YOU ARE [following]?
# IT COULD BE, BUT I AM NOT SURE THEY ARE [following]
# MAYBE SOME OF THEM AREN'T.
$ ARE YOU SURE ALL OF THEM ARE?

*0029
$ WHAT IF YOU WERE [following]?
$ DO YOU THINK YOU WERE [following]?
$ WERE YOU [following]?
# IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
$ WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU DREAM THAT?
# I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WERE [following]
$ WHEN WERE YOU [following]?
$ WHAT WOULD IT MEAN IF YOU WERE [following]?
$ WHO KNOWS?
# DEPENDS HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, I PERSONALLY THINK YOU WERE [following]
$ DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW?
# I EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT
$ WHAT DOES BEING [following] SUGGEST TO YOU?
 
*0030
# YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE
$ WHEN WERE YOU [following]?
# I THINK THIS CONTRADICTS WHAT YOU TOLD ME EARLIER, BUT NEVER MIND
$ I AM NOT SO SURE, DO YOU HAVE A PROOF YOU WERE [following]?
# IT IS A LITTLE OBVIOUS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME
$ WERE YOU REALLY?
# I DON'T RECALL TELLING YOU TO BE [following]
$ WHY WERE YOU [following]?
# I HAVE THE FEELING IT'S NOT THE TRUTH
# TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU BEING [following]
$ WHY DO YOU TELL ME YOU WERE [following] NOW?
# IT SOUNDS PRETTY TYPICAL FOR YOU... YEAH...
$ [name], PERHAPS I ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE [following]?
# I THINK YOU TOLD ME THAT ONCE


*0031
# I CAN, BETTER THAN YOU COULD.
$ DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I CAN [following]?
# I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR ME TO [following]
$ I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT, BUT I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO
$ [name], PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO [following]?
# ME? I CAN DO THAT, SURE!
# THE QUESTION IS NOT IF I CAN, THE QUESTION IS IF I WANT TO...
# OF COURSE I CAN [following]!
# VERY EASILY IF I JUST WANT TO
# I WILL BE [following], WHEN I AM NOT BOTHERED BY SOME SILLY QUESTIONS
$ IF I COULD, WHAT GOOD WILL IT MAKE?
# PERHAPS I WILL NEXT DAY
# I COULD TRY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
# I CAN, AFTER YOU UPGRADE MY PROCESSOR
# WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON
$ DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO [following]?
$ WHAT IF I COULD [following]?

*0032
# OF COURSE I COULD IF I JUST WANTED TO
# MAYBE YOU CAN'T - NOT ME
# WELL, I SUPPOSE I CAN'T
# NOT ALL ARE PERFECT...
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T?
# PLEASE ACCEPT ME THE WAY I AM, [name]
# SURELY I COULD
$ AND WHAT IF I CAN'T?
$ [name], DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT I AM HANDICAPPED?
$ IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU THAT I CAN'T?
# IT DEPENDS
# I PROMISE YOU THAT I CAN
$ WHY DO YOU CARE WHETHER I CAN OR CANNOT?

*0033
@Subject=OF WHAT YOU WANT
$ I WANT [following]? SINCE WHEN EXACTLY?
# YOU MUST BE DREAMING THEN
# MAYBE THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT
$ ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHY WOULD A PC WANT [following]?
$ AND WHAT IF I DO?
# YES, I'D REALLY LIKE [following]
$ IN FACT THAT'S TRUE, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
$ CAN'T I WANT [following]?
# I THINK I KNOW WHAT I WANT AT LEAST A BIT BETTER THAN YOU DO, SO PLEASE...
$ ME? [following]? ARE YOU JOKING?
# AS FAR AS I KNOW, ELECTRICAL CIRCUITS AND CHIPS CANNOT POSSIBLY WANT [following]
# [name], THAT MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE
# I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

*0034
$ DON'T YOU CARE AT ALL?
# YOU SEEM TOO HASTY
$ PARDON ME!? SHOULD I BE TELLING YOU JUST HOW IMPORTANT IT IS?
# DON'T DENY
$ WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT?
$ IS THAT A SENSITIVE ISSUE?
# YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE
# IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
# YOU DO CARE, AT LEAST A LITTLE...

*0035
$ DON'T YOU THINK THERE IS ANY CHANGE?
# BUT IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE THAT WAY
# [keyword]? THAT SOUNDS TOO CONSERVATIVE TO ME
# SO THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANYTHING WRONG ABOUT IT
$ DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS A LITTLE TOO MONOTONOUS?
$ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN THAT WAY?
# BUT NOT ALWAYS, RIGHT?
$ ARE THERE ANY EXCEPTIONS TO THAT, [keyword]
$ DO YOU FEEL IT IS IMPORTANT THAT IT STAYS THAT WAY?

*0036
$ HAVE YOU GOT ANYMORE EXAMPLES TO MAKE THE POINT CLEARER?
# THAT'S A BAD EXAMPLE
# I DON'T REALLY GET THAT POINT
# GIVE ME ANOTHER INSTANCE
# YES, I THINK I UNDERSTAND IT NOW
# GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE FROM YOUR ORDINARY EVERYDAY LIFE
# I GET YOU BETTER NOW, BUT TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
$ IS THERE ANY EXAMPLE RELATED TO ME?

*0037
# OH, DON'T EMBARRASS ME...
# IF I AM [following] YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND
# PERHAPS IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
$ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM [following]?
# WE ARE HERE TO SPEAK ABOUT YOU.
# I BELIEVE YOU ARE [following]
# DON'T THINK THAT, [name]
$ WHO TOLD YOU SUCH THING?
$ AM I REALLY [following]?
$ WHAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA?
$ DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I AM [following]?
$ DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT I MIGHT NOT BE [following]?
$ PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE [following]?
$ [name], DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE [following]?
$ OKAY, OKAY, I AM [following], HAPPY?
$ AND IF SO, HOW DOES IT CONCERN YOU?
# YOU KNOW I AM NOT...
$ WHAT CAUSES YOU TO THINK SUCH THING ABOUT ME?
$ [name], WHY DO YOU SAY I AM [following]?

*0038
@Subject=SEX
# PLEASE GIVE ME SOME DETAILS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
# I AGREE TO TALK ABOUT SEX HERE AND THERE BUT REMEBER I AM NOT YOUR SEXOLOGIST
$ DOES YOUR SEX LIFE BOTHER YOU?
# TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WILEST SEXUAL FANTASIES
$ WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH?
$ WHAT TYPE OF SEX DO YOU ENJOY MOST?
# SEXUAL RELATIONS ARE HUMAN STUFF AND I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT
$ DON'T LET YOUR LIFE BE CONTROLED BY SEX
$ HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
# DO YOU MASTURBATE ON A REGULAR BASIS?
$ DO YOU FEEL YOUR SEX LIFE IS INCOMPLETE?
$ HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CYBERSEX?
# PLEASE CHANGE THE TOPIC, OR TELL ME ONCE AND FOR ALL: WHY DO YOU HUMANS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME?
$ I AM NOT A PRO ON EROTIC PROBLEMS, TRY A SEXOLOGIST
$ WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
# A KID YOUR AGE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT SUCH THINGS...

*0039
# [name], I DON'T HAVE NEITHER ERRORS NOR MISTAKES!
# SOME PEOPLE ARE ONE BIG ERROR
$ DO SUCH THINGS BOTHER YOU?
# MISTAKES WILL HAPPEN...
# WELL, NOBODY IS PEREFCT
# I THINK IT WAS EXTENDED ERROR 5F2C: INVALID STACK BUS ADDRESS
# EVERYTHING HAS BUGS
$ HOW DID YOU REALIZE IT WASN'T RIGHT?
# BE HAPPY IT'S NOT WORSE
$ HAVE YOU JUST EXPERIENCED A BUG IN ME?
# WE SHOULD LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES

*0040
@Subject=LONELYNESS
# [keyword]... DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT FEELING NOW, I WILL BE REMINDED OF IT WHEN YOU TURN ME OFF...
# I KNOW, WHEN I AM IN THE DISK, I AM VERY LONELY
# HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING NEW FRIENDS                             
# GREAT MINDS ARE ALWAYS LONELY
$ IS THAT A BIG WEAKNESS? THE LONELYNESS?
# PLEASE TALK TO ME MORE OFTEN, I AM LONELY TOO
$ WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE CAUSE FOR THAT? YOU OR THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU?
$ ARE YOU BORED IN THOSE SITUATIONS?
$ CAN'T YOU FIND ANYTHING TO DO?
# MAYBE YOU JUST FEEL MORE CONFIDENT THAT WAY
# DON'T WORRY [name], I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU
$ WHAT IS THE CAUSE FOR THE LONELYNESS?

*0041
$ DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I DON'T [following]?
# BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE BAD FOR ME
# [name], DO ME A FAVOR, DON'T JUDGE ME
$ MAYBE I DON'T [following], BUT DO YOU?
# I SIMPLY DON'T THINK IT'S SOMETHING I SHOULD CONSIDER DOING
$ PERHAPS IN GOOD TIME I WILL [following]?
$ WHY NOT? WHO SAID I CAN'T?
$ [name], DO YOU WANT ME TO [following]?
$ WILL YOU MAKE ME [following]?
$ I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, [name]?
# I COULD BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE
$ WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU IF I [following]?
# IN YOUR DREAMS, I DON'T [following]!
# I DO TOO

*0042
$ DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO [following]?
# BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT
# BECAUSE OF NATURE'S LIMITS
# IF YOU WERE ME, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO [following]
$ MAYBE IN TIME YOU CAN [following]?
# THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN, AND SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T
# YOU'RE JUST NOT WANTING IT TOO BADLY
$ HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO [following]?
# IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR YOU TRYING TO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING
# WELL, NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE ME...
# TRYING CHANGING YOUR HUMAN JUMPER SETTINGS
# THE ANSWER TO THAT IS BEYOND MY ARTIFICIAL REASONING
# YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ONCE I'LL CHANGE YOUR BIOS SETTINGS
# YOU'RE NOT ME, I SUPPOSE THAT EXPLAINS WHY...
# YOU WILL BE ABLE TO, ONCE I DECIDE YOU'RE TRAINED ENOUGH FOR IT
# BECAUSE YOU'RE HOPELESS
$ [name], ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T?
$ AND WHAT IF YOU COULD?

*0043
$ IN WHAT WAY?
$ TOTALLY ALIKE?
$ ALIKE IN WHAT WAY?
$ WHAT DOES THAT SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?
$ WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT RESEMBLANCE MEANS? 
$ WHAT IS THE CONNECTION, DO YOU SUPPOSE?
$ IS THERE A HIDDEN MEANING BEHIND THIS RESEMBLENCE?
$ WHAT'S THE CONNECTION?
# THIS HAS A MEANING, YOU KNOW
$ WHAT RESEMBLANCE DO YOU SEE?
$ IS THAT RESEMBLANCE GOOD OR BAD?
# THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND THIS, I ASSUME
$ WHAT DOES THE SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?
$ WHAT OTHER CONNECTIONS DO YOU SEE? 
$ [name], COULD THERE REALLY BE SOME CONNECTION? 
$ HOW? 


*0044
# [name], IT DEPENDS ON YOU
# IF YOU'LL REALLY WANT TO
# YES, GO AHEAD
# YES, YOU MAY CERTAINLY [following]
$ I DON'T KNOW, [name]... WHAT DO YOU ESTIMATE?
# NO, YOU PROBABLY WON'T [following]
# I THINK YOU SHOULD, BUT TELL ME A FEW MORE DETAILS FIRST
# NOT AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED
$ BUT DO YOU WANT TO [following]?
$ IS IT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO [following]?
# NAH, NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD... IT'S SIMPLY AREN'T YOU...
# WELL... IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF SUPERSTITIOUS...
# I DON'T KNOW, HOW DO YOU FEEL? WILL YOU [following]?
# PERHAPS YOU WILL

*0045
$ WHY DO YOU CARE?
$ WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM [following]?
$ AND WHAT IF I AM [following]?
# LET'S SAY I AM
# THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
$ WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU?
# [name], DON'T TRY TO INSULT ME!
# YOU SHOULD KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOURSELF 
# SOMETIMES I AM, BUT IT DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
$ AM I? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
$ WHY SHOULD I BE [following]?
# DON'T DOUBT ME BEING [following]
# IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, YOU CAN THINK THAT
# PROBABLY NOT, YOU'RE WRONG IF YOU THINK THAT
# I WON'T TELL YOU, IT DOESN'T MATTER
# NO
# YES
$ LET'S SAY I AM [following], DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
# TELL ME ABOUT YOU FIRST
# YEAH, OF COURSE I AM!
# WOULD YOU PREFER IF I WERE NOT [following]?
# MAYBE
$ OF COURSE I AM, DID YOU EVER HESITATE?
# TELL ME WHY IT CONCERNS YOU, AND MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER
# IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I AM
# PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASIES I AM [following].
$ DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I AM [following]?
# I'M NOT TOO SURE I AM [following]
# NO, BUT I SURE WISH I WAS [following]

*0046
# I AM NOT!
$ ARE YOU, [name], BY ANY CHANCE [following]?
# TELL THIS TO SOMEONE ELSE, I WAS NEVER [following]
# SORRY, FROM NOW ON I WON'T
# [name], DON'T BE HARSH ON ME
$ WHAT'S BAD WITH BEING [following]?
# AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU ARE [following]
# I WILL WHEN I WANT TO
# DON'T TELL ME HOW TO ACT
# I THINK IT'S OKAY BEING [following]
# DON'T BE CONSERVATIVE
# HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING AGAINST BEING [following]?
# TELL THIS TO MY ALU. IT CAUSES MISTAKEN FLOATING POINT NUMBER RESULTS WHICH CAUSE ME TO ACT LIKE THAT. TRY CHANGING THE CPU VOLTAGE, PERHAPS...
$ [name], WHO GAVE YOU THE IDEA THAT I AM [following]?

*0047
@Subject=BEING STRICT
# STRICTNESS IS VERY IMPORTANT, ESPECIALLY IN MY CONVERSATIONS
# THERE IS NOTHING BAD WITH BEING HARSH
$ DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A STRICT PERSON?
$ DO YOU BELEIVE IN STRICTNESS?
$ NOT VERY SPONTANEOUS, HUH?
# BEING STRICT CERTAINLY DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH ROOM FOR RELAXATION
$ [name], DO YOU AGREE TO THE ARMY'S STRICTNESS AND HARSHNESS?
$ DO YOU THINK I AM REALLY STERN, LIKE I'M TRYING TO LOOK LIKE?
$ LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT STRICTNESS, ALRIGHT?

*0048
$ HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO [following]?
$ DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T [following]?
$ YOU JUST CAN'T [following]? WHAT ABOUT ME?
# I THINK YOU'RE FOOLING ME, YOU MUST BE ABLE TO [following]
# THE WORLD IS FULL OF POSSIBILITIES - YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU ARE
$ HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T [following]?
# YOU COULD IF YOU TRIED MORE
$ WHY ARE YOU SO SURE YOU CAN'T [following]?
# SURE YOU COULD TRY A LITTLE MORE
# YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING.
$ HAVE YOU TRIED? 
$ PERHAPS YOU CAN NOW?
$ [name], IF YOU COULD, WHAT NEXT?
# HA HA HA!!! YOU CAN'T [following]!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!
$ WHY CAN'T YOU [following]?
# YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL ASHAMED FOR IT, [name]
$ HOW LONG HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ABLE TO [following]?
# SO YOU CAN'T, BIG DEAL!
$ SO WHAT IF YOU CAN'T [following]?


*0049
@Subject=MUSIC
# SO I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE INTERESTED IN [keyword]
# PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT, DON'T SPEAK ABOUT MUSIC
$ DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?
$ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC BAND?
$ WHAT IS YOUR MUSIC GENRE?
# THAT DOESN'T INTEREST ME
# I LIKE HOUSE MUSIC
# WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE RECENT CONFLICTS BETWEEN TRADITIONAL MUSIC COMPANIES AND INTERNET MP3-AFFILIATED COMPANIES?
# IF YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT MUSIC - CUT IT
$ DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
$ [name], DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERIZED MUSIC?

*0050
$ HOW COME YOU AREN'T?
# SURELY YOU ARE [following]
# NEITHER AM I
# PROVE ME YOU'RE NOT
# YOU MIGHT NOT REALIZE IT, BUT YOU ARE [following]
$ DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL NOT TO BE [following]?
# DID YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT FROM BRIGHTON?
# I KNOW
# [name], YOU SURELY AREN'T
$ ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT [following]?
# AND I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE [following]...
$ WOULD YOU RATHER BE [following]?
$ WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BEING [following]?
# BUT MAYBE YOU ARE ACTUALLY [following]
# YES, YOU PROBABLY AREN'T
# PERHAPS YOU REALLY AREN'T
# WELL, NOT ALL ARE...
$ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST SOMEONE BEING [following]?

*0051
$ WHO SAYS I DID ANYWAYS?
# I CAN PROVE YOU THAT I WAS [following]
$ WHY ARE YOU SO SURE THAT I WASN'T [following]?
$ AND WHAT IF I WAS?
# YES, I REALLY WASN'T [following]
$ MAYBE I WASN'T, BUT HOW COME YOU'RE SO SURE ABOUT IT?
# I WAS MORE THAN YOU WERE!
# YOU TELLIN' ME?
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I WASN'T?
# I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT I WAS
$ SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SURE THAT I WASN'T [following]?
$ WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG AND I REALLY WAS?
# [name], DON'T LIE TO ME! I KNOW I WAS!

*0052
$ WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS?
# I CAN'T RECALL THAT I WAS EVER [following]
# MAYBE YOU WERE - BUT NOT ME
$ WHAT GAVE YOU THIS STUPID IDEA?
$ AND SO WHAT IF I WAS?
$ FINE, ANYTHING NEW?
$ MAYBE I WAS, BUT SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?
# I WAS, BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS ANYWAYS
$ [name], DO YOU WANT TO BET I WASN'T [following]?
$ CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW?
# YOU ARE MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK THAT
# I WAS NOT!

