"If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work. 'Hello, nope,can't work today! Still queer!!'" - Robin Tyler
How many straight women does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Northhampton, MA?
-Both of them
How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Eight. One to screw it in, three to plan the potluck, two to organize the empowering documentary, and two to write the folksong "Changing a Lightbulb."
Do you know what drag is?
-It's when a man wears everything a lesbian wouldn't, or when a woman wears everything a gay man wouldn't.
Two lesbians are getting ready to beat up a guy who has harrassed one of them. The first one says "I get to beat him up." The other is protesting, saying "Hey, I get to beat him up because I'm the "butch" one!" The first one replies dryly "Then why am I the one killing the cockroaches at home?"