| Author�s Choice Favorite Quotes: Submitted by Jennifer Alexis: �Oh please. You�d do anything to get me undressed.� Ned: �Just how many daiquiris DID you have, Mrs. Ashton?� Alexis: �Two. Three. Six.� Ned: (laughing) "Alexis, you are too much. Were you always this way when we were dating or did you become this neurotic AFTER we got married?" Mackenzie: (laughing) "I bet that Ned would like it if you did." Alexis: "Ned would like a lot of things that I refuse to do." Ned: (to Mackenzie) �Well, well. It�s my sex-crazed sister and her Greek God.� Ned: �It�s not THAT bad.� Stefan: (snickering) �You would know, having been married five times.� Ned: (crossly) �What are you looking at?� Alexis: �I�ve never seen you like this. I�ve seen you drunk, but not this drunk.� Ned: �Well, congratulations, Mrs. Ashton. You get to see me completely smashed.� Alexis: �Promise me that you will always make me feel this way. That you will always make me feel like I�m worth something and that you love me.� Ned: �I could never stop loving you with all that is in me. Alexis, you are the reason that I breathe.� Mackenzie: �Aw, Stefan, are you still craving a little boardroom nookie?� Stefan: (shaking his head) �You and your stupid slang.� Ned: �Because you know, Ashtons play dirty." Alexis: "Very dirty, especially when we're playing with Cassadines." Submitted by Kelly Ned: �Don�t you have anything better to do than have sex?�� Stefan: �You�re one to talk, Mr. Balcony.� Submitted by Samantha Alexis (to Mackenzie and Stefan) �You two seem awfully interested in our sex life. Why? Are you looking for pointers or something?� Submitted by Michelle Ned: �Alexis, you aren�t just my wife. You�re not just the mother of my child, or my best friend. You�re my soul. And you will be forever.� Ned: �You�re right. You don�t strip. You simply take your wife into sound and lighting rooms and have sex with her and accidentally turn the speakers on so everyone can hear.� Submitted by Jennifer Alexis (to Ned) �I never knew a ball pit could be so kinky.� Submitted by Gena Stefan: �Cassadines don�t strip.� Ned: �Wrong. Your sister sure does.� Submitted by Shayla Ned: �May love be the tie that binds.� Alexis: "Jasper Jacks, were you torturing my husband? Jax: "No, not torturing per se, I just dragged him for a few miles on his face in the water. Ned: (throwing his arm around Jax) "Let's go get another drink, Aussie." Jax: "Good idea Mr. CEO!" They walk off together, swaying slightly. Alexis: (amused) "And just think, they used to hate each other." Submitted by Lauren Ned: "Those twinkling things out there are starts Hannah Grace." He points up at the sky. "And that star belongs to your mommy and me. Well, it doesn't actually belong to us, but if there was some way for me to actually give your Mommy the stars, I would. I'd give her the moon and the sun too. I love her more than anything." He bounces her a little as she stares up at him. "Your Mommy is truly an angel. You know, her name, Alexis, means protector of man, and she has always protected me and your sister, and she will always protect you too, because you mean everything to her." He kisses her softly. "Your mommy and I have loved you since before you were born and we always will love you. Never doubt that, Hannah, okay?" Ned: "Alexis, when do we get to go home and have THE SEX?" Ned: You should wear the type of clothing I love best on you. Alexis: (rolling her eyes) Ned, I cannot show up in court wearing a sheet. Stefan: Dirt� Mackenzie: You know that brown stuff on the ground that turns to mud when it rains? Kimberly: To the utter demise of our men's silicone dreams. Alexis: (sighing) Ooh goody. I get to wake up next to Mr. Hangover in the morning. Ned: Are you going to kill Jax with a meat cleaver? Mackenzie: Did you notice that there is this one little piece of Jax's hair that is sticking straight up? He looks like a porcupine reject. Alexis: No watching the playboy channel, you three. Submitted by Kim Ned: "No, like a princess. You are, and always will be my princess, Mrs. Ashton." Alexis: "And you will always be my knight in shining armor. Always and forever." Submitted by Amanda Ned: (flopping back on the bed) "All of this girl stuff... I can't wait to have Christian around... and we can discuss manly things." Alexis: "You mean sex and cars? Alexis: (disgusted) "It is beyond tacky to have married men staring at some peroxide blonde with silicone breasts dancing around for them all night." Ned: (defensively) "That's not all we do." Alexis: "Is that so? What else do you do at a bachelor party?" Ned: "We get smashed." Avery: "Mommy! You're awake!" Brooke: (taking a quick look at her) "Why are you wearing a sheet?" Alexis: (blushing) "Well...uh...um..." Jax: "I refuse to sing Santa Baby in front of the entire town." Scott: "You were great, Kim. Or should I call you Simon?" Kimberly: "You can go ahead and try, but don't ask why when I smack you." Avery: "What happened to Daddy? He looks like a girl." Brooke: "Is he going to change his name to Neddie?" Ned: "Okay, but go with me here. If you could make a Christmas list now with three things on it, what would they be?" Alexis: (automatically) "Helena dead, world peace and never ending great sex." Ned: "You're going to the BEACH in DECEMBER?" Alexis: "Yeah, so?" Ned: "I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to sit here and laugh when your lips start turning blue." Gregory: "So, Jax, you ready to put your bachelor days behind you?" Jax: (laughing) "It seems that I don't have a choice." Ned: "It's not THAT bad." Stefan: (snickering) "You would know, having been married five times." Scott: (sitting at the bar) "You know what's good about being married?" Ned: "Other than having your laundry being done for you?" Ned: (moaning) "Oh God... shooting pain... everywhere..." Alexis: (fighting back a laugh) "Baby, are you okay?" Julia: (whispering) "What's wrong, Jax?" Jax: "Stop yelling. It's hurting my head." Julia: "Sweetie, I'm not yelling." She smiles. "Why are you moaning?" Jax: "My head hurts so bad. Why don't you just go get a gun and kill me now?" Julia: (laughing) "Sorry, but I need you around for our wedding." Jax: "Oh God, we're getting married tomorrow!" he tries to sit up and moans again. "My head... I want to die." |
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