Quotes

{3F04} Bart: Otto, you gotta do something! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

Otto: (Otto spots Hans Moleman driving an AMC Gremlin in the next lane) Eh, no problemo, Bart dude. I'll get rid of it. (Otto rams Molemen off the road)

Moleman: Oh, I only had two more payments left. (Car hits tree and blows up)

{8F21} Officer Lou: Let's see your license, pal.

Otto: No can do. Never got one. But if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear (lokks) Oh, wait, these aren't mine.

{8F21} Bart: Otto-man, you're living in a dumpster?

Otto: Oh, ma, I wish. "Dumpster" brand trash bins are top of the line. This is a "Trash-Co" waste disposal Unit.

Bart: Otto, why don't you come home with me? You can stay in our garage.

Otto: A garage? Oh, somebody up there likes me.

{8F21} Patty: My name is Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I, I y'know I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded.

Patty: (Drops green pen) I won't be needing this!

{8F21} The only thing I was ever good at was driving a bus and now "the man" says I need a peice of paper to do that!

{7F06} Otto: Gnarly! I bet you could toos a body in there and no one will ever find it.

Bart: Otto, I'm gonna jump Springfield Gorge on my Skateboard.

Otto: Ya know Bart, as the only adult here I feel I should say something.

Bart: What?

Otto: Cool!

{7F06} Otto Sings: Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do

Bart: Hey Otto, can I use the microphone?

Otto: Do-do-do, da-dun-dun. Sorry Bart dude, it's for emergencies only. Do-do-do, do-do-do...

{7F03} Bart: Otto, I've got a big test I'm not ready for, could you please crash the bus or something?

Otto: Oh, sorry Bart dude, can't do it on purpose but HEY maybe your'll get lucky!