From My Couch...

NAPA Autocare 500

Martinsville, VA, October 3rd, 1999

(By Les Smirle, for Mr NASCAR)


(MY COUCH - OSHAWA, ONT - Sept 27, 1999)
Once again, with trepidation, I approached The Infernal Machine, at about 8:00 Sunday night, havin' spent the day at the Megacity Model Madness Model Car Contest. What might I have recorded today? Curling? Synchronized swimming??? Glory Be!! It Worked!! I got the Whole Race on Tape! So, I settled down, and watched a great short-track race, with a "storybook" finish. (Only fly in the ointment: I did not know who'd won, but my 21/2 yr-old grandson came to visit, and when he saw I was watching the race, informed me: "Jeffie won!" - he'd watched it with his dad earlier...)

The .528-mile paperclip...
For race number 28, we were back at the always-intriguing half-mile Martinsville track, with its paperclip shape and asphalt-concrete transitions. Another flat track, where handling AND BRAKES are paramount. Like most short tracks, lotsa rootin' 'n gougin', with the added challenges of heavy braking into extremely tight corners, giving lots of subtle, and not-so-subtle bump 'n run opps...

Brian Whitesell...
Jeff's new pit boss...
The expected bomb fell during the week - Ray Evernham and Gordon/Hendricks parted ways, leaving Brian Whitesell, who has worked with Ray and Jeff since day 1, as the new crewchief. He talks like, and seems to think and act like, an Evernham clone - not a bad thing... The big question of course was - now that they're separated, will we see who was the real factor in their dominance? Jeff is carryin' on, with rumors of his buyin' into Hendricks swirling around, and it looks like Ray is off to launch DaimlerChrysler's return to NASCAR, rumored to be set for 2001. Wow.. Intrepids at Daytona...

Ricky's Tie-dyed Tide Ride...
Qualifying this week had some new faces up front, altho "Front-Row Joe" Nemechek on the pole no longer surprises. Lining up second, next to him, was Musgrave, with Geoffrey Bodine third, and Kyle Petty fourth. Rounding out the top 12 qualifiers were Gordon - promising start for the new boy in the pits, Martin, Kenny Wallace, Rudd- with a very spiff tie-dye paint job, a la Big Mac car of 1998, Andretti, Bickle - in the Cartoon Network car still, Ward Burton and Rick Mast. Jeff Burton lined up 13th, with Jarrett beside him in 14th; Rusty was 20th, Terry 24th, brother Bobby 25th, and Stewart and Earnhardt in provisionals, in 37th and 38th, respectively. Mike Bliss put the Eel River 30 car in the show, in 19th. Four drivers didn't make it - Hornaday, Shepherd, Trickle, and Fedewa.

Rick 'n Joe... side-by-side
for four laps!
The green flew, and we had a promising start, as Nemechek and Musgrave ran doorhandle to doorhandle (if they had 'em...) for the first four laps, until Joe finally got the lead position. By lap 5, the top 20 had strung out single file, with Nemechek leading Musgrave, Bodine, Martin, Petty, Gordon, Rudd, Kenny Wallace, Andretti, Nadeau, Ward Burton, and Jeff Burton, as the top twelve.

On Lap 13, after a two-lap passing maneouvre, Gordon, Rudd and Kenny Wallace had passed Martin, who began a slow slide backwards in the field. After this brief charge, Gordon also began to backslide, and we all began to wonder... By lap 29, Top Ten running order was Nemechek, Bodine, Musgrave, Petty, Rudd, Wallace (K), Gordon, Andretti and Martin.

Lap 28 or so saw Mike Bliss' day spoiled, as the 30 car began to smoke. Turned out to be a power steering line working loose, with fluid spraying out. It did not lead to a caution because of what transpired next...

Tony spins Kenny...
The first caution came out on Lap 30, as Kenny Irwin got spun by Tony Stewart. This would set us up for some interestin' goings-on later in the race... Since it was still early in the run, with tires expected to go 130+ laps, only those at the back of the lead pack came in. Thus, it was still Joe 'n Ted 'n Geoffrey out front when the green flew on Lap 35. By lap 41, Stewart was up to 26th, and Earnhardt to 22nd, and there were still 40 cars on the lead lap.

Terry's Tranny Troubles...
Terry Labonte had his day end with transmission problems around Lap 46. By Lap 47, Joe was still in front, with Bodine second, Rudd up to third (remember 1998? Ricky's only win that year was here in appalling heat), then Musgrave, Petty, Kenny Wallace, Gordon, Andretti, Martin, Ward Burton, Jeff Burton, and Mike Skinner makin' up the leading twelve cars. By Lap 66, some of the Points contenders from back in the field were on the move still - Earnhardt was now in sixteenth, Bobby Labonte 18th, and team mate Stewart right behind him, in 19th. Thirty-six cars were still on the lead lap.

We now got into a loooong greenflag run, with Nemechek still out front. Lap 71 saw Earnhardt pass Mayfield for 15th, as he moved forward. On Lap 76, Bodine and Kenny Wallace went at it side-by-side for second, with Wallace ultimately claiming it. Kenny was on a tear - four laps later, he and Joe were door-to-door for the lead, with Wallace movin' into first place after the duel. Joe musta used up his tires in this, as he began to filter backwards thru the field... by Lap 96, there were 33 cars on the leap lap, and the Top Twelve were Kenny Wallace, Bodine, Petty, Rudd, Gordon, Andretti, Skinner, Nemechek, Rusty Wallace, Ward Burton, Jarrett, and Earnhardt(!). Bobby Labonte was 15th, Stewart 16th, Martin 19th, and Jeff Burton 23rd.

Jarrett melted a valve stem
O-ring seal......
Points leader Jarrett had to hit the pit lane prematurely, on Lap 98, as he had a right front tire goin' down. This put him over two laps down on the field, and prayin' there waren't no cautions 'til all the leaders had pitted.... Problem was a melted O-ring in the valve stem seal, that let the air escape! With his new tires, he was able to knife thru the traffic very well, and within a few laps, had passed the leaders to regain one lap.

Tires began to go away among the leaders by Lap 110, and green flag stops began. Race leader Kenny Wallace wheeled the Square D machine onto pit road on Lap 125, one of the earliest in among the leaders, giving the lead to Petty, after he, Andretti and Gordon had passed Bodine. Soon Andretti was challenging, and passed, Gordon to take second. Petty Enterprises first and second! As soon as the pass was made, Gordon dove for the pits.

Tony spins Kenny...
again...
This proved to be a tactical error, as a lap or two later, the second yellow flew... once again for a spin by Irwin, and once again, with a little help from his supposed buddy, Tony Stewart!! Had to be gettin' a mite old for Kenny.... Replay, however, showed Kenny'd got into Stewart earlier in the lap, then Banzai'd under him, slidin' up in front of him on the corner under braking, to present an irresistable/unavoidable target to Stewart...

These shenanigans put JG down almost a lap, and all the remaining leaders pitted under the caution.

Now, the first out among the leaders was Marlin, then Bobby Labonte, and PE team mates Petty and Andretti. However, those who'd pitted earlier under the green, including Wallace and Gordon, got picked up by the pace car, so when the green flew again on Lap 146, we had leadlap tail-enders Kenny Wallace, Gordon, Rusty Wallace, and Ward Burton leading off, with race leader Marlin next, followed by Skinner, Bobby Labonte, Petty, Andretti, Mike Waltrip, Geoffrey Bodine, Park, Stricklin, and Benson makin' up the REAL Top Ten. (This stuff always confuses me...) Earnhardt was down a lap in 19th, but lined up beside Kenny Wallace... Jeff Burton was 28th, and Mark Martin's miserable day continued, as he lined up 33rd, down two.

Kenny hammers Tony...
Tony confronts Kenny...
"Wanna go for a
beer after work, Kenny??
This green was a huge scramble, and something was ignited back in the pack - a crash, involving, once again, Stewart and Irwin, this time with the unsuspecting Brett Bodine caught up in it. Stewart's HOME DEPOT Pontiac was well-trashed, and he was STEAMED! We saw him slammin' around inside the car, then climbin' out, takin' off his little heel heatshield thingies, and turfin' 'em at Irwin as he went by! (Good lefthander - we could likely use him next year on the Bluejays!) He then tried to climb in the sidewindow, to discuss things with Kenny. Kenny wasn't havin' any of it, and took off. I thought Tony was gonna get a dislocated shoulder...

The replay showed clearly that Irwin took a run at Stewart into the turn, hit him, and spun him into the wall. Probably payback, in Kenny's mind, for all the indignities at Tony's hands that had caused the other two cautions... Hey, what's he got to lose? He's outta the 28 at season end! Poor Brett, of course, just found hisself starin' at the HOME DEPOT car's nose, as he collided with it, havin' no place to go... Ah, well... boys will be boys...Wonder what NASCAR will do? Tony's behaviour, and Irwin's, would look more at home in the NHL (God love it...), but the crowd was really into it!

But in all the confusion, guess what? All them guys whut were Tail-End Charlies got to come back around, and get on the end of the lead pack! So, when the green flew on Lap 156, Marlin led off Skinner, Bobby Labonte, Andretti, Petty, Mike Waltrip, Geoff Bodine, Park, Stricklin, Dallenbach, Craven, Bickle, Kenny Wallace, Gordon, Rusty Wallace, and Ward Burton - all on the lead lap. Within a couple laps, Skinner had taken the lead from Marlin, and behind them, Petty was movin' up, challenging Skinner for first, on Lap 161.

But Skinner held on, and after 20 laps or so, Petty fell back, so, on Lap 200, it was Skinner, Marlin, Andretti, Petty, Bobby Labonte, Bodine, Mike Waltrip, Stricklin, Kenny Wallace, Rusty Wallace, Gordon, Ward Burton, Park, Craven and Bickle makin' up the sixteen cars on the lead lap. Jarrett was a lap down, in 17th, followed by Earnhardt, Jeff Burton and Rudd, as Top Twenty.

Notice top Ford was Stricklin in 8th place.... What were you sayin' last week, Mr. Childress??

We were in the midst of another long green run, and tires began to go. By Lap 210, Skinner was slip-slidin' around, as were those chasin' him.

We learned at this time, that Yates, likely fearin' a motorized version of RollerJam between his 88 and 28 cars, and Joe Gibbs' 18 and 20 cars, told Gibbs that he was not responsible for Kenny Irwin's on-ice...er, sorry... on-track behaviour. After all, he noted, Irwin wasn't even Yates' "driver of the future"... Poor Kenny - threatened by the series' new up 'n comer... disavowed by his owner... how low could his day get??

New colours for Johnny this week...
Back to the race... Lap 222 had Skinner still leading Andretti, Marlin, Labonte, Petty, Stricklin, Mike Waltrip, Kenny Wallace, Geoff Bodine, Rusty Wallace, Gordon and Ward Burton, as the top twelve. Jarrett, Earnhardt and Jeff Burton still led the down-a-lap contingent, in 17th, 18th and 19th. Sixteen cars on the lead lap. On Lap 223 Martin's day deteriorated further, as he spun, with a flat right front tire. No caution, and Mark pitted for rights only. Shots of the tire showed the heat from the brake discs had actually heated up the rim enough to melt the tire bead, causing it to break loose from the rim!!

Lap 226 saw Gordon take tenth from Rusty, in a tricky 3-lap pass....

Kenny Irwin's humiliation became complete, as he'd had to head to the garage area with a busted front spindle on the Havoline Machine... while sitting in his car, likely thinking seriously about his career path, he was accosted by one of the least aggressive drivers in the series... Brett Bodine... and blasted for the wreck that put Brett in the garage with him. Strangely, Kenny didn't wanna talk to the TV guys about any of this...

We ran just to the halfway point, 250 laps, when green flag stops began among some teams. We also had Tony Stewart shamble back onto the track in the HOME DEPOT remains about this time...

Gordon continued his march forward, takin' 6th from Stricklin on Lap 254. Twelve cars were left on the lead lap. Some of the lead cars began to pit at this point. Rusty came in on Lap 268,and on Lap 289, running order had Skinner, Andretti and Bobby Labonte fightin' for the lead in traffic, with Gordon, Petty, Kenny Wallace, and Bodine roundin' out the seven cars still on the lead lap. In eighth, down one, was Earnhardt, then Jarrett, Park, Marlin and Stricklin rounded out the Top Twelve.

Another DNF for John..
not of his own making...
The fourth caution saw the end of John Andretti's strong run, on Lap 290. He was the victim in another Stewart schemozzle, as Tony, while being lapped (wounded car, remember?) by Bickle, got into the CARTOON car, sending it into a spin that collected Hamilton's KODAKmobile. This LOOKED like a petty, on-purpose move, or, if the HOME DEPOT car was handlin' that unpredictably, it had no business bein' out there! Andretti suddenly had a stationary yellow Monte Carlo up against the wall where he'd headed to avoid the spin, could not get stopped, and caved in the front of the STP Pontiac on Hamilton's back end.

All the lead lap cars - six, now that the STP car was out - headed in for tires, gas, 'n suspension fixes. First out were Bobby Labonte, Skinner and Gordon, then Petty, Kenny Wallace, Bodine, and Marlin. Earnhardt, Jarrett, Park, Rusty Wallace, Stricklin, Mike Waltrip and Ward Burton were the only cars down one lap, filling out positions 8 thru 13.

This was an extended yellow, as a track worker was hurt in the clean-up, and an ambulance was needed to get him to the infield care center. Did not hear at the time what happened... At this point, Irwin returned, and only car off was the freshly-wrecked STP Pontiac of John Andretti. Andretti was obviously not happy with Tony in the Post Incident Interview, refering to the fact that Tony'd also taken him out in Pocono in July . "One guy is out there terrorizing the place," he said, "He took me out at Pocono, so it's hard to be diplomatic. He needs to settle down, I guess."

The green finally was waved on Lap 312, with the front car, Marlin's COORSmobile, actually on the Tail End of the Lead Lap, in front of leader Labonte. On the restart, Earnhardt also got around Labonte to get back on the lead lap. Petty got around Gordon for fourth on Lap 320, and Kenny Wallace seemed to be strong, up to third behind Labonte and Skinner. By Lap 325, Marlin was back down a lap, and there were again seven on the lead lap, five down a lap,and five down two laps.

There was now talk about pit strategy. Everyone would need one more stop, and could likely run to within 40 laps of the finish. Is that what you do, or do you pit at 60 to go, to have faster tires to make up positions in the 60 -30 to go timeframe. And hope no one wrecks, causin' the yellow to shred the strategy, like an overheated right front tire...

Lap 350 had no change in order on the lead lap, with Labonte still leadin' Skinner.

The fifth caution was called by NASCAR on Lap 374, to allow an ambulance into the infield for that injured track worker. Once the ambulance had made the infield, the pits were opened.

Tight quarters...
Gordon had an excellent stop, and left side-by-side down pit road, until JG had to back off for an errant tire in his path, givin' Bobby the lead place. Pit lane is real narrow here, and crewmen need to be alert, to avoid getting run down - there is NOT room for a side-by-side exit, due to the narrowness.

The green finally came out on Lap 384, with Labonte leadin' Gordon. In the mid-pack infighting, Petty got hit by Spencer, resulting in a steering misalignment, and Kyle hangin' on, hopin' for a yellow not of his doing...

Earnhardt was on the move again, and on Lap 401 - 100 to go - Skinner began to fade, and lead lap running order was Labonte, Gordon, Kenny Wallace, Earnhardt, Skinner, Bodine, and Petty.

Injured track worker
heads for hospital...
Lap 403 had the sixth yellow, again an "Ambulance Caution" to allow the injured track worker to be transported out of the track for medical attention... (according to The Charlotte Observer, the worker recieved head injuries in a fall from the back of a truck during the clean-up, and is in hospital in critical condition. Let's all hope and pray things turn out ok for him...)

None of the three leaders, Labonte, Gordon, or Wallace came in, but the back half of the first lappers, Earnhardt, Skinner, Bodine and Petty came in. Theory was that they would be slightly faster, and able to regain their track position, then move thru to the lead, on fresher rubber.

The green flew on Lap 412,with Burton (J), and Wallace tryin' to get back on the lead lap. The traffic allowed Gordon to get under Labonte for the lead on Lap 417.

A lap later we had another melee on the front straight, this time with Lepage, Nadeau, Bickle, Craven and Nemechek trippin' over each other. This brought out caution number seven, on Lap 419. This time, leaders Gordon and Labonte, and fourth-place Petty, came in. Kenny Wallace stayed out, as did Earnhardt and Skinner.

The race restarted on Lap 425, with Kenny Wallace out front, chased by Earnhardt, Skinner, Bodine, Labonte, Gordon and Petty. Five laps later, Earnhardt had gotten the GOODWRENCH Chevy out front, and within a few laps he was ahead by an astronomical 0.5 seconds. Behind he and Kenny Wallace, Bobby Labonte, Skinner Bodine and Gordon were mixin' it up.

By Lap 448, running order on the eight still on the lead lap was Earnhardt, Kenny Wallace, Skinner, Labonte, Gordon, Petty, Rusty Wallace, and Geoff Bodine. Roundin' out the Top Twelve, down a lap were Jarrett, Marlin, Jeff Burton, and Steve Park. Over the next 15 laps, this remained unchanged, and Earnhardt had stretched his lead out to an amazing, for a short track, 2 3/4 seconds. Kenny's SQUARE D Chevy had begun to fade, and he was now behind Earnhardt, Skinner, Labonte and Gordon in fifth.

With 33 to go, Skinner began once more to fade, and by Lap 472, Labonte and Gordon had passed him for second and third behind Earnhardt. Dale looked to be cruisin' to another win...

Craven spins Little...
Two laps later, the last thing he wanted occurred, as Craven and Little got together. Craven ran up on Little, rammin' him in the rear, and leavin' the John Deere Taurus sideways on the track, with cars streamin' around high and low. Fortunately no one else got collected...

All the lead cars came in....except the Dupont car. Whitesell had Gordon stay out for track position, as he wasn't makin' a dent on the two leaders racin' them. A gutsy, make-or-break call, considering the microscope the new crewchief was under,

This meant that when the green flew again on Lap 482, all Gordon had to do was hold off a field of freshly-shod racers for 18 laps for the win.... hoo boy... edge of the seat stuff, fer shur....

Gordon led 'em off, with Labonte, Earnhardt, Bodine, Skinner, Kenny Wallace, Rusty Wallace, and Petty on his tail. In a significant stroke of luck for Gordon and co., Labonte's engine went sour, and he was just enough down on power that he couldn't clear the lapped car of Mayfield, and Earnhardt and the rest of the leaders got stacked up momentarily behind him. This gave Gordon a chance to get some breathing space in the lead. Within a lap, Earnhardt had taken second, but Jeff was about 1.1 seconds out front, with the lapped car of Hut Stricklin still between 'em. Earnhardt finally muscled by Stricklin with about 10 to go, and set out after Gordon, closin' on him each lap... pickin' up about a tenth of a second a lap.

Three to go, and Stricklin spun - no yellow, as he gathered it up... Earnhardt was within four tenths of a second - gettin' into "chrome horn" territory...

Closest Dale could get...
not close enough...
Dale made a hard run into each corner on the last lap, but could not get close enough to JG to "rattle his cage". But it was REAL CLOSE, within a couple feet, out of the last corner. One can only speculate what might have transpired had there been a couple more laps left, or if DE hadn't gotten hung up behind Labonte on the restart... (Kenny Schrader, on IWC Monday night said Gordon told him all he was thinking on the final couple laps was "Terry Labonte! Terry Labonte!"...)

But win Gordon did, with Earnhardt breathin' down his neck. Third went to Geoffrey Bodine, then Rusty Wallace, Kenny Wallace, Skinner, Petty and Labonte completed the lead lap finishers. Ninth place, down one, went to Jeff Burton with Jarrett, Marlin and Park rounding out the Top Twelve.

Stewart finished in 41st, the worst finish in his WC career so far, and poor Andretti wound up last, in 43rd. Martin kinda salvaged a sixteenth place, down three laps, and polesitter Nemchek, who'd dropped out, finished 38th.

Another great short track race, and the end of short-trackin' until the New Millenium. I'm really startin' to wonder if NASCAR is wise, migratin' to the cookie-cutter 1.5 milers, instead of tracks like this! The frammin' and Bammin', and payback opps like the Irwin-Stewart deal, are the stuff NASCAR was built on, and even though I'm not a cheapshot fan, the emotion of a Stewart does spice up the show...

Jeff really wanted this one...
This was an emotional win for Gordon, who said he wanted this one worse than any race he'd ever won... Comments in the post-race interview by him and Whitesell, crediting their success to the foundation Evernham had built were very classy, and hopefully dispelled the rumours of bad feelings between the parties involved... Perhaps, as Earnhart said, it proved Gordon can win with any crewchief....

In spite of his off-pace finish, Jarrett continues to lead the Points, at 4276, 251 up on second-place Labonte. Martin is now 25 behind Labonte, but a comfortable 105 points up on fourth-place Stewart. Jeff Burton sits fifth, 31 behind Tony, with Gordon 18 points behind him. DJ's grip on the Championship is getting more secure each race.

Next week we're back to Charlotte, for the UAW-GM 500. Will JG continue his winning way, or was this really just a "new coach" thing, like you often see in sports? Will DJ strengthen his lead?? Will Tony keep his cool??? We'll all find out at Charlotte next week!

See y'all there... From My Couch!!


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