From My Couch...

GOODY's 500

Bristol, TN, August 28th, 1999

(By Les Smirle, for Mr NASCAR)


(MY COUCH - OSHAWA, ONT - August 29, 1999)
Well, fellow NASCARians, there's Saturday Night Racin'... and there's SATURDAY NIGHT RACIN"!!!!
This little peach from Bristol left me stunned - and I've seen a lot of wildness and weirdness on the track over the years FROM MY COUCH!! Y'always know that short tracks, high dollars, virtually equal equipment, high sponsor expectations, coupled with 43 extreme Type-A personalities, will lead to short tempers and cheap shots... and Bristol over 500 laps will provide motive and opportunity for just that...

Let's start at the beginning...
Stewart did an excellent job in qualifying, taking the pole, with the rest of the Top Twelve comprising Rusty Wallace, Kenny Wallace, Gordon, Ward Burton, Skinner, Martin, Nadeau -subbin' for Irvan - still out - in the M&M's car, Terry Labonte, Marlin, Irwin, and Pressley. Bobby Labonte was 21st, Jarrett 25th, Earnhardt 26th, and Jeff Burton 37th. Close racin'? You bet!! The whole field from first to 43rd, were separated by 0.25 seconds!

A couple changes on the scorecard tonite, as, as noted above, Nadeau, havin' been released earlier in the week from the Melling (#9) team, took over for Irvan. Steve Grissom found hisself a ride in the 9 car for this race... permanent? - not sure... Likewise, Todd Bodine got his first start of '99, taking over the #30 car, whose new owners, Eel River Racing, had released incumbent Derricke Cope. Todd responded well, gettin' into the field in 20th, just behind brother Brett.

Smaller'n usual car count this week, only two had to do the trailer thing, those bein' Trickle and Bickle (guess they're both in a pickle...sorry..)

Tony and Rusty lead 'em off...
The green flew, and Rusty Wallace, Stewart, Gordon, Kenny Wallace and Ward Burton quickly jumped out front in single file.

The first caution flew on Lap 2, as Pressley got a little tap in the right rear quarter from Schrader, just enough to send him into the wall. The green flew on Lap 10, with Rusty once more leadin' the pack, Stewart, and Gordon snappin' at his heels.

Rusty held on until Lap 24, when Tony Stewart put the HOME DEPOT Pontiac into first, and began to get some space. Was this the night?? Three laps later, as Rusty had the handlin' go away, Gordon got by into second, and went after Stewart.

But goin' after Stewart on this day was not a sure thing. Gordon chased him until Lap 44, but made no dent (figuratively..) on the gap.

Lap 44 running order of Top Twelve was, at that point, Stewart, Gordon, Wallace, Martin, Ward Burton, Irwin, Kenny Wallace, Marlin, Terry Labonte, Little, Mike Waltrip, and Bobby Labonte. This remained largely unchanged, as they were spreadin' out around the track. We ran this way until the next caution, around Lap 78.

DJ loses it, and gets caught up
in his own mess...
This one was significant, in that Jarrett, the Points leader, was involved, and took a lot of damage. In fact, DJ caused the thing, losin' the handle tryin' to get under Terry Labonte, and spinning in front of the pack. Elliott, havin' no place to go, T-boned the right side of Jarrett's car. Confusion reigned, as the following cars all bunched up. Ultimately, besides Jarrett and Elliott, Andretti took serious damage, as he plowed into the back of the McD Machine...

Elliott's car punched a hole in the right side of Jarrett's Taurus, which meant time lost on pit road for repairs. The green flew again on Lap 85, with Stewart leadin' Gordon, Wallace, Martin, Marlin and Bobby Labonte. IT was soon evident the 88 car had some handlin' problems, and DJ settled into a groove to salvage as much as possible from the night.

Nadeau bunts DJ out of the way...
and pays with a two-lap penalty...
But it weren't gonna be that easy. A few laps into the run, Jerry Nadeau, tryin' to lap Jarrett, hammered him in the right rear, sendin' him into a loop, and damagin' the nose of the M&M's machine as well... This brought out the third caution. Rear suspension damage to Jarrett's car was severe, with a bent trailing arm, and he headed behind the wall for a new rear axle/trailing arm unit. Dunno if you caught Parrott's orders: "Rear Axle Team, switch to Channel Two!" Obviously, there is a LOT of contingency planning in this sport!! Especially for Bristol!!!

NASCAR hadn't liked what they saw, and penalized Nadeau TWO LAPS... file that fact away for future reference...

The green flew once more around Lap 108,and Stewart and Gordon scooted out front.

Running order on Lap 128 had Stewart comfortably out front of Gordon, then Martin, Marlin, Wallace, Labonte, Little, Earnhardt, Spencer and Ward Burton roundin' out the top ten. This order held for the next 20 laps, with Stewart lookin' good out there...

Grissom puts his new ride
into the wall...
Steve Grissom, if he was debuting for the Melling ride, likely didn't do his chances much good as he did a solo loop into the wall, on Lap 150 or so. Caused an impressive fire-ball, however, and brought out caution number four. All the leader headed pitward, with Stewart, Gordon and Marlin bein' first out. Thus, when the green fell on Lap 160, they led off Martin in fourth, then Wallace, Bobby Labonte, Ward Burton, Geoffrey Bodine, Little, Earnhardt, Spencer and Terry Labonte as the lead dozen.

Over the next 50 or so laps, this largely held. Wallace slid back to seventh, and Earnhardt and Spencer picked up spots on Bodine and Little. Around Lap 224, Marlin got by Gordon for second. Stewart was well out front, by over a second, and was slicin' through the backmarkers, and had eliminated all but himself and eighteen others from the lead lap...

Green spins 'er out...
We ran about another 25 laps, until around Lap 150, when David Green looped the Kodiak machine. This brought out caution number five. Replay showed Chad Little, in front of Green, had checked up for traffic, and Green hit him in the rear, and lost control...

All the leaders pitted, and thanks to a 17" stop compared to 20+" for Stewart and Marlin, came out in the lead.

Thus, when the race restarted on Lap 256, Gordon led off Martin, Stewart, Marlin and Bobby Labonte. Wallace was sixth, then Ward Burton, Mike Waltrip(!), Bodine, Earnhardt, Spencer and Park filled out the first twelve spots.

Hut and Kyle tangle...
Five laps later, a comin' together between Stricklin and Petty, which caught up Benson and Marcis, brought out caution number six. All were able to continue after pit surgery, and Gordon, Martin and Stewart led 'em off again on Lap 268. No one among the leaders came in...

Running order on Lap 275 was Gordon, Martin, Stewart, Marlin, Bobby Labonte, Wallace, Earnhardt, Ward Burton, Mike Waltrip, Spencer, Park and Terry Labonte as top twelve. The next lap saw Rusty's day go flat, along with his tire. He slowed dramatically, trapped at the top of the track, takin' about three laps to get down onto pit lane. This little setback cost him at least two laps.

Caution #7: Jeremy goes around...
We ran about another 15 laps, until the seventh caution flew, around Lap 190, when Little and Mayfield got together, loopin' Jeremy.

Caution #8: Kenny, Rusty, Mike, Ward
get all tangled up...
Things got a little confusin' about here, as some leaders pitted and others stayed out. Interspersed among this was a commercial, during which we had caution number eight, just after the green, when Nadeau, Irwin, Skinner, Wallace, and Ward Burton got all tangled around...

We also had Stewart develop a flat, losin' spots as he dove in for another tire change..

So, on Lap 326, Terry Labonte, Earnhardt, Spencer, and Rudd led off Gordon, Bobby Labonte, Stewart, Bodine, Marlin, Ward Burton - recovered from the incident previous, Mike Waltrip and Schrader as top twelve. Mike's brush with glory was brief, as he punched someone with the nose of the PHILIPS chevy, and had to pit for a new rad...

Again, this order largely held for the next fifty laps, until Lap 377, when Earnhardt, who'd discovered a high line, made a daring high-side pass on Terry for the lead, to the cheers of the crowd. Great racin'!!

So, on Lap 386, Dale was out front, followed by Labonte, Rudd, Gordon, Spencer, Stewart, Martin, Bobby Labonte, Marlin and Ward Burton on the lead lap.

Point of interest: due to his qualifying, Earnhardt, among the leaders, had the disadvantage of havin' to pit on the backstraight. This is a wash under green conditions on a short track, but can cost several spots if pitting under yellow... so, Dale and crew were prayin' for it to stay clean 'n green until the chequered flag...

Caution #9:
Marcis cut a tire, hit the wall...
But this is Bristol, right?? With 92 to go, Dave Marcis cut down a front tire, and chewed up the right front against the concrete outside wall, bringin' out caution number nine... All the leaders pitted, and Terry Labonte and Gordon got out in front of Earnhardt, who had to settle into third, with Stewart and Bobby Labonte behind him.

The green dropped on Lap 417, and Labonte and Gordon jumped out front. Things got a tad hairy for the Goodwrench group, as DE rubbed tires with Bodine, who was tryin' to stay on the lead lap. By Lap 420, Gordon was all over Terry Labonte, Earnhardt third, closin' on them, then Stewart, Bobby Labonte, Martin, Rudd, Spencer, Marlin, and Ward Burton made up the lead lap. Geoffrey had thankfully faded out of the picture...

With 75 to go, Earnheardt brought the crowd out of their seats with a repeat move, passin' Gordon on the outside for second, then settin' off after leader Terry Labonte.

Dale outfoxes Terry...
Now we saw short-track racin' at its best, as Dale closed in on the Kellogg's Machine, sniffin' high, then low, for a spot to stick the Goodwrench nose... For ten laps, this went on, while behind them, Spencer took seventh from Martin, and Stewart got around Gordon into third. Finally, with 66 laps left, Earnhardt, after a fake high, got his nose under Terry, and took over first place.

Thus, runnin' order on lead lap, on Lap 436, was Earnhardt, Terry Labonte, Stewart, Gordon, Bobby Labonte, Rudd, Martin - who'd repassed Spencer, now in eighth, and Marlin. Ward Burton, in tenth, had gone down a lap.

But Earnhardt's lead did not last, he seemed to run out of tire, slipped high, and Terry retook the point, with about 55 to go.

Well, this was all pretty excitin' and typical Bristol... little did we know the Madness was only about to begin...

Bobby loses an engine....
Mayfield and Dallenbach
get together...
causin' DW to spin Terry...
who takes four in the yellow...
It started on Lap 487 or so, when the INTERSTATE Pontiac of Bobby Labonte began to smoke severely, leadin' to his bein' blackflagged in a couple laps.

In an event that may or may not have been related, Dallenbach and Mayfield got together, the upshot of which was Jeremy stopped facin' backward along the inside pit wall just into Turn One. Whether or not this was due to oil from the 18 car was unclear.

All this, of course, resulted in the tenth caution. Upon seeing the chaos, Terry Labonte (race leader, remember?) checked up, only to have the blissfully unaware, down-a-lap-or-two, Darrell Waltrip ram him, punting him into a slide, then spin, and nearly into the wall!

This put Labonte at the back of the lead lap pack... Under the yellow, Martin, Marlin and Terry Labonte came in, Martin and Marlin takin' two tire, Labonte four...

During all this, brother Bobby added to the confusion, as his overheated differential ignited, creating quite a spectacular fire, until his crew doused it with an extinguisher... and that pretty well took Bobby out of contention...

Terry left the pits in a cloud of tire smoke, obviously an angry man on a mission.

The green flew on Lap 496, five to go, with Earnhardt leadin' Stewart, Gordon, Martin, Terry Labonte, Spencer and Marlin over the line.

Lap 497, four to go, and Terry had disposed of Martin and Gordon...

Lap 498, three to go, and Labonte was past Stewart into second, his sights set on Earnhardt...

Terry passes Dale...
with contact...
Dale punts Terry...
who goes 'round in
a cloud of smoke...
endin' up on the back of
the lead lap......
And now unfolded a series of events that will live right up there with his "Pass in the Grass", and his "Wallace Tap at Talledega" in the Earnhardt mythology... At the white flag, Labonte got under Earnhardt, and made the pass, not without some tappin' and rubbin'. Goin' into Turn One, on the last lap, Earnhardt got into Terry's left rear quarterpanel, spinnin' him in front of the rest of the pack, and takin' the lead and the win.

Behind him, all Hell broke loose, as Stewart, Gordon, Martin, Marlin, and Spencer got tangled up tryin' to avoid the wreckin' Kellogg's car.

Ultimately, Spencer made the best choices, and took second place. Behind him over the finished line, came the freshly-battered cars of Rudd, Gordon, Stewart, Martin, and Marlin, with Terry Labonte bringin' up the rear....

Unbelievable... this was a calculated takeout by Earnhardt of the potential, and deserving, winner!!! The Kellogg's team was stunned, the broadcast crew speechless, and Yr FthFl Scrbe fit to be tied!!

Not that Terry is a particular favourite, but this was just too blatant!! Would NASCAR step in and make this right? They'd done it to Rudd a few years back.. Hell, remember earlier this race?? Nadeau's penalty for punting Jarrett???

But Nadeau is not Earnhardt; NASCAR was in a no-win situation, so, as of this writing on Sunday, I've heard nuthin' of any sanctions...

So, is this the face of a proud
winner???
One of the saddest things was Earnhardt's behaviour in the post-race interview, where he woulda had us believe it was accidental... Dale is not the best interview anyway, but in this one, he wouldn't even look at the interviewer or camera... As Terry Labonte put it: "He never has any intentions of takin' anyone out - it just happens!"

It was interestin' that the crowd also seemed to feel he'd gone over the line, as he was being booed to an extent that is normally only reserved for Jeff Gordon!

OK, time to calm down, and mop up the rest of the race:
Behind Terry, a lap down, came Ward Burton, Schrader, Kenny Wallace, and Brett Bodine., roundin' out the Top Twelve. DW, in spite of his Kellogg's Encounter, finished 14th. Todd Bodine brought the ex-Cope #30 car home in 15th, a promising start, Jeff Burton (where was he, anyway?) took seventeenth. Rusty salvaged an 18th, and poor Bobby Labonte limped home in 27th.

So, after the dust had settled, Jarrett lost 100+ points, and is now a mere 213 points ahead of second-place Martin. In spite of his problems, Bobby Labonte still held third, 40 points up on Gordon, who is a further 26 up on Stewart.

So, the blood pressure's down, and, after all, it's controversy like this that keeps the NASCAR opera excitin' in the Dog Days! Will Terry seek revenge next week? Why did Jimmy try to ram Dale AFTER the chequered?? Why didn't Gordon consent to an interview??? Will Tony pull it off next week??? Cain't hardly wait for the next installment, the PEPSI Southern 500, from that grand old lady, Darlington, next Sunday! Let's hope everyone behaves in the presence of "The Lady in Black"!!

See y'all there... From My Couch!!


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