| Jokes for the Week |
| Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding, "Fred replied." "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it make a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought,but couldn't remember. Then a smle broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call the red flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife...."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?" |
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| Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The best thing about being schizophrenic is that I'm never alone. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get you! Hypochondria is the only illness that I don't have. I've always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I'd eat my M&M's one by one with a glass of water. |
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