Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a Manchester United Fan from Manchester,
and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they
simultaneously spot a �50 note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.


Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Sammy,a Liverpool FC fan dies and goes to hell.He wants to leave
and go to heaven.The Devil agrees but says"You have to have sex with
the ugliest girl in Hell".He agrees and Jaap Stam's wife appears.Sammy
has sex with her and is violently sick everywhere.He is finished
and he is about to leave and he sees a foxy woman having sex with
Alex Ferguson.He complains to the Devil,and the Devil says"Yeah,
she wanted to go to heaven aswell"!!!!