| Jokes |
| Food Jokes |
| The Koldike Bar |
| Well this guy was walking around with a klondike bar in his hands.He thought it would be fun to see people get hurt,humiliated,and in trouble so he interviewed 3 people here's how it went. "Would you jump off a bridge for aklondike bar" he asked a woman.She walked over to the bridge behind them and jumped off.Next he asked a man."Would you pull down your pants for a klondike bar" he asked him.The guy unbuckled his belt and pulled them down.Next he interwiewed a little girl."Would you steal something for a klondike bar" asked grinning."Shure" she said and stole the klondike bar from his hands. |
| Police Jokes |
| Well this officer was doing his routine stops he pulled this guy over."Is there a problem officer" the guy asked."Yes,actually,have you been drinking your eyes are really red" he said looking deep into the man's eyes."No,officer,but may I ask,have you been eating doughnuts,your eyes are pretty glazed". |
| Dopey Doughnut |