A woman is learning to golf.  She isn't very good so they put her with a 
group of "special" golfers.  When they get to the first tee she smacks the 
ball and it goes about 45 feet.  The first of the "special" golfers hits 
the ball and boom it goes 200 yards.  The lady looks at him and says, "I 
thought you were a 'special' golfer?"

"I am" he says.  "I only have one leg" and he starts screwing out his leg 
to show her.

The next "special" golfer hits his first shot 250 yards and she looks at 
him and says "well you certainly can't be 'special'.

"OH yes, I only have one arm" and he starts screwing out his arm to show 
her.

The last of the "special" golfers hits his shot 300 yards straight down the 
fairway.  The woman smiles and says "OK, now you aren't one of the 'special'
golfers."

The man looks at her and says yes "I have no brain.  Come over here behind 
this tree and I will show you."

The other golfers wait for a little while, then peek behind the tree and 
sure enough there is the other golfer screwing his brains out.