A Guy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. But what
the heck, he thought, he really wanted a drink. When the gay waiter approaches
he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?".

The guy looks at the gay waiter and says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your penis. Mine for example is called Nike for the slogan 'Just do
it.' That guy at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really
satisfies'!"

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a
second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why TIMEX?"

His neighbor replied, "Because it takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin."

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping
a margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly says, "FORD, because 'Quality is job One'."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the gay waiter and exclaims,
"The name of my penis is 'Secret'.  Now, give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer but with a puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?"

The customer says, "Because,

          'IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!"