Nuts attend a Ballgame It seems that the recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a little leery of this. However the Recreational Director asked, "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" It was agreed. All the inmates were currently sitting down. When the director said, "Stand up, nuts" everyone stood up. He then said, "Sit down, nuts" and everyone sat down. For final proof, the director said "Look behind you nuts" and everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the 3rd inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion, people running helter skelter. He asked what happened. A person said, "Someone called out 'Peanuts'!"